Just Curious
 

does anybody else hate it when you urinate and it comes out in two streams?

I think this should have a poll.

Re: Just Curious
 

Yes...I gave Nicollete Sheridan a Golden Shower a couple weeks back when I left my Maxim on the bathroom floor.

Why does that happen? I fucking hate that shit.

that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx

[quote="Eight Ace":e4e6c]that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx[/quote:e4e6c]

hahahha holy shit thats hilarious. Yea thats one reason it happens. Also happens in because of morning wood or after ive been laying on my belly for awhile.

[quote="Eight Ace":890e8]that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx[/quote:890e8]
what he said

Yeah, it's a bitch.

[quote="Eight Ace":e0658]that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx[/quote:e0658]

^ you need to write a book....always made me fucking rofl you have rock:

pubes. If a stray pube is over the opening it can cause a split in the stream

Whatever you do, DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!

[img]http://www.fast-rewind.com/ghostbust4.jpg[/img]

lol

Thanks. I needed a good laugh this afternoon. biggrin:

You know what I hate? Is when you go into a Japanese resteraunt, and they put the toilet seats down. For christ sake - I went into this place called Kokoro here on Colfax in Denver, and I pissed all over the seat.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":07b7f]You know what I hate? Is when you go into a Japanese resteraunt, and they put the toilet seats down. For christ sake - I went into this place called Kokoro here on Colfax in Denver, and I pissed all over the seat.[/quote:07b7f]

Are you blind?

lol, no, its just you know, you gotta piss real bad, first thing you do when you go into the bathroom is unzip your pants and just start peeing, using steady precision to not hit the toilet seat. The toilet seat was down (the cover, not the loopy thing) and I ended up peeing all over the thing.

oOo:

its hard to get both the streams in the area of the bowl, and dont know why but it reminds me of the piss scene in Me, Myself & Irene happy: happy:

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":b69d6]pubes. If a stray pube is over the opening it can cause a split in the stream[/quote:b69d6]

I trim happy:

this can't get anyworse stupid:

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":1062d]this can't get anyworse stupid:[/quote:1062d]

It just did with the above post

Trimming > 70's bush

gg milla rock:

Danke +1

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d6b54]lol, no, its just you know, you gotta piss real bad, first thing you do when you go into the bathroom is unzip your pants and just start peeing, using steady precision to not hit the toilet seat. The toilet seat was down (the cover, not the loopy thing) and I ended up peeing all over the thing.[/quote:d6b54]

The question still stands....Are you fucking blind?

wow you guys are congratulating each other on your ball hair. stupid:

[quote=Milla]It just did with the above post[/quote:12a91]



haha, that was a fucking zinger!!!




and yes, i remember being at my ex's condo a few months ago...got up in the middle of the night (after a good "go" rock: ) and had to piss. it was identical to that me myself and irene scene...although not as dramatic. i remember getting some toilet paper out to clean the affected area.

^ Doesn't trim. annoy:

happy:

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happy:

Even if you do trim, unless you are bald down there(why oh why? it burns like hell imo) Hair falls out, occasionally it bridges the hole and when you picc you end up piccing in the bowl and on the TP, or your foot, or right up at the wall. Although I think its worse after sex when there is still some left in the tube.

[quote="Eight Ace":8aa5e]that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx[/quote:8aa5e]

winner