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Xorcist [USA] 12-16-2005 12:01 PM

Christmas Bonus'
 
What, if anything are you going to get for a Christmas bonus from your employer?

I just found out today that I am going to get a $2,500 bonus from my company.

I am an x-ray technician and am currently sub-contracted by General Motors to inspect their yet to be released v-8 engine blocks.

I consider myself to be extremely lucky becuase I can only imagine what kind of bonuses others are going to recieve this year.

I almost feel guilty for accepting this generous bonus, but I have given alot to this company. Tis the season for giving right?

Sgt>Stackem 12-16-2005 12:19 PM

we had a party at the Townsend Hotel in Birminghan (nicest hotel I have ever been to) this place is way classier than I am!! That included drinks, dinner and a room for the night. $350 in cash. Our year end bonus comes in Feburary it should be a few grand! rock:

Doctor Duffy 12-16-2005 12:26 PM

Christmas is about GOD, not filthy, dirty money.

Shame on all of you, shame, shame.

Sgt>Stackem 12-16-2005 12:51 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":df81f]Christmas is about GOD, not filthy, dirty money.

Shame on all of you, shame, shame.[/quote:df81f]


OK I guess Ill refuse any and all monies coming my way, Ill donate my paycheck to the church too hellfire:

m00nraker 12-16-2005 12:54 PM

I got $340.

I work part time at a retirement home washing dishes for $9/hr.

Blase 12-16-2005 03:54 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":c9a05]Ill donate my paycheck to the church too hellfire:[/quote:c9a05]

Jesus would appricate it.

Himmler 12-16-2005 03:55 PM

i got $150

Poseidon 12-16-2005 03:57 PM

I got fuck all cry:

Pyro 12-16-2005 04:11 PM

The Brampton Municipal government is cheap ass and I get shit all. Though every employee is getting at least a dollar an hour raise for the winter session.

Doctor Duffy 12-16-2005 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
The Brampton Municipal government is cheap ass and I get shit all. Though every employee is getting at least a dollar an hour raise for the winter session.

I thought you were like 16??? Latest pic sure looks like it..

Pyro 12-16-2005 04:16 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":352ea]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
The Brampton Municipal government is cheap ass and I get shit all. Though every employee is getting at least a dollar an hour raise for the winter session.

I thought you were like 16??? Latest pic sure looks like it..[/quote:352ea]

Yeah I know I look like 16.

Ill be 21 in 6 months.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-16-2005 04:17 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":852a3]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
The Brampton Municipal government is cheap ass and I get shit all. Though every employee is getting at least a dollar an hour raise for the winter session.

I thought you were like 16??? Latest pic sure looks like it..[/quote:852a3]owned

Nyck 12-16-2005 04:25 PM

They were giving out winter bonuses today(they do a summer and winter bonus) Ive only worked there 5 days now so obviously Im not gonna get a bonus for 6 months of profits. So they gave me a 50 dollar gift card to Best Buy I was like rock:

geRV 12-16-2005 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon
I got fuck all cry:

^ loney:

Doctor Duffy 12-16-2005 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
They were giving out winter bonuses today(they do a summer and winter bonus) Ive only worked there 5 days now so obviously Im not gonna get a bonus for 6 months of profits. So they gave me a 50 dollar gift card to Best Buy I was like rock:

And I was like rock:

geRV 12-16-2005 04:29 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":5b82d]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
They were giving out winter bonuses today(they do a summer and winter bonus) Ive only worked there 5 days now so obviously Im not gonna get a bonus for 6 months of profits. So they gave me a 50 dollar gift card to Best Buy I was like rock:

And I was like rock:[/quote:5b82d]

And im like:

Stfu before i hit you up the nose with a shovel...again. cool:

Doctor Duffy 12-16-2005 04:30 PM

[quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":bf1aa
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
They were giving out winter bonuses today(they do a summer and winter bonus) Ive only worked there 5 days now so obviously Im not gonna get a bonus for 6 months of profits. So they gave me a 50 dollar gift card to Best Buy I was like rock:

And I was like rock:

And im like:

Stfu before i hit you up the nose with a shovel...again. cool:[/quote:bf1aa]

And gerv was like rock:

Nyck 12-16-2005 04:31 PM

God why didnt you die of SIDS

Himmler 12-16-2005 04:31 PM

o i also got a $100 gift certificate to frys. what should i buy?

strvs 12-16-2005 04:32 PM

and the i was like [img]http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/imgs/emoticon03.gif[/img]

geRV 12-16-2005 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
o i also got a $100 gift certificate to frys. what should i buy?

Fleshlight

Nyck 12-16-2005 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
o i also got a $100 gift certificate to frys. what should i buy?

Fleshlight

trade it to some chick for a blow job

Doctor Duffy 12-16-2005 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
o i also got a $100 gift certificate to frys. what should i buy?

Fleshlight

trade it to some chick for a blow job

Rofl, like the "I'll give you this free iTunes song if you have sex with me"

geRV 12-16-2005 04:43 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":f5f83]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
o i also got a $100 gift certificate to frys. what should i buy?

Fleshlight

trade it to some chick for a blow job

Rofl, like the "I'll give you this free iTunes song if you have sex with me"[/quote:f5f83]

hake:

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/internet%20suck.jpg[/img]

Arkan 12-16-2005 04:50 PM

I get nothing extra from my job, but all my ladies take care of that !

Himmler 12-16-2005 04:50 PM

[quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":eed1e
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
o i also got a $100 gift certificate to frys. what should i buy?

Fleshlight

trade it to some chick for a blow job

Rofl, like the "I'll give you this free iTunes song if you have sex with me"

hake:

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/internet%20suck.jpg[/img][/quote:eed1e]roflowned.

geRV 12-16-2005 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
I get nothing extra from my job, but all my ladies take care of that !


[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/callbs.jpg[/img]

biggrin:

Nyck 12-16-2005 05:07 PM

My companies xmas party is tonight they rented out some vip room and open bar, dinner and unlimited game cards for 3 hours at this club/bar/gaming place in Novi called Lucky's

They dropped 5 Gs on this shit I was like wtf

Himmler 12-16-2005 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
My companies xmas party is tonight they rented out some vip room and open bar, dinner and unlimited game cards for 3 hours at this club/bar/gaming place in Novi called Lucky's

They dropped 5 Gs on this shit I was like wtf

sounds fun.

Tystnad 12-16-2005 05:12 PM

Im pretty sure I wont get shit all, and Im working both xmas and new years. Ah well, it is the army/airforce... annoy:

Arkan 12-16-2005 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
I get nothing extra from my job, but all my ladies take care of that !


[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/callbs.jpg[/img]

biggrin:

I'm sending gerv pics

Madmartagen 12-17-2005 01:35 AM

im a contractor at my current job, so i dont get a bonus like everyone else. im not mad about it though, they did take me to that basketball game in the skybox. if i was an employee i would prolly get $500 - $1000. i get $15 an hour, so im good.

Milla 12-17-2005 12:00 PM

X-Mas bonus? ROFLFLFLFOF!!

....not for me.

Milla 12-17-2005 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
My companies xmas party is tonight they rented out some vip room and open bar, dinner and unlimited game cards for 3 hours at this club/bar/gaming place in Novi called Lucky's

They dropped 5 Gs on this shit I was like wtf

I'm gonna move up there and you and i will be techs of that entire company.

Machette 12-17-2005 01:02 PM

Re: Christmas Bonus'
 
[quote="Xorcist [USA]":738e8]I am an x-ray technician and am currently sub-contracted by General Motors to inspect their yet to be released v-8 engine blocks.[/quote:738e8]
I would learn Spanish or Chinese...your plant may be out-sourced soon to China or Mexico.. eek:

They may be giving you all that money so you think that such a thing will never happen...but looking at the amount of plants shutting down it may just happen.

Nyck 12-17-2005 01:28 PM

I got another 20 dollar gift card from best buy from our company gift exchange. Then the bosses have a massuese coming in to give everyone free 30 min massages. biggrin:

Happy Ending plz

tomxtr 12-17-2005 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I got another 20 dollar gift card from best buy from our company gift exchange. Then the bosses have a massuese coming in to give everyone free 30 min massages. biggrin:

Happy Ending plz

Ask her to shave you. biggrin:

Nyck 12-17-2005 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I got another 20 dollar gift card from best buy from our company gift exchange. Then the bosses have a massuese coming in to give everyone free 30 min massages. biggrin:

Happy Ending plz

Ask her to shave you. biggrin:

/writes that down.

elitecloud 12-17-2005 03:24 PM

50 dollar wells fargo gift card

i got 2k for moving up here after the hurricane, relocation reimbursment

i got it 3 times because my mom - little brother - and me all work there

that's my x-max bonus mwah:

Sergeant_Scrotum 12-17-2005 04:00 PM

I got $40 cash, and a 1kg dairy milk bar! ed: . I ended up going to 4 different christmas parties this year. Crazy! I was pissed last night. One of the companies I work for rented out a local club for the night. I left at 11 to go pick up a female friend to bring to the party and when I returned 10 minutes later they refused to let me in even though the company had rented out the entire place for the night! I wasent aloud into my own god damn christmas party! They guy said some rule about not letting anyone into the club after 9 that wasent 19. Needless to say I was pretty pissed at the entire situation.


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