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Airborne Butters 12-22-2005 11:21 AM

OH SNAPS YOU GOT TASERD!
 
http://www.wimp.com/womantasered/

I love the thong haha!

bite my asshole if it's old.

anti 12-22-2005 11:31 AM

http://www.wimp.com/clerk/

Mr.Buttocks 12-22-2005 11:32 AM

POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!!! annoy:

HeadUp 12-22-2005 11:44 AM

hahaha that was funny and horrible at the same time but that drunk ape more than deserved to be tazed many times

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-22-2005 11:44 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3dc7c]POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!!! annoy:[/quote:3dc7c]yeeh tell em beer:

Zoner 12-22-2005 11:57 AM

HAW HAW HAW!

Proper fucking thing. rock:

c312 12-22-2005 12:10 PM

I saw that COPS the other day, she was really drunk and had just tried to beat someone up or something like that.

tomxtr 12-22-2005 01:09 PM

LOL. I'm always amused at people who think that being arrested is some sort of negotiation.

CoMaToSe 12-22-2005 01:21 PM

I derive pleasure by viewing the suffering of others oOo:

OMGWTFBBQ ITS TGB!!!!!!!!

1080jibber 12-22-2005 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c312
I saw that COPS the other day, she was really drunk and had just tried to beat someone up or something like that.

I love watching cops, they use those tazers alot now on that show kind of the only reason why i watch it.

if a cop tells you to do something, DO IT!

eeves 12-22-2005 02:25 PM

rofl

mr.miyagi 12-22-2005 02:43 PM

HAHAAAAHAHAA, what a big mouthed idiot, deserved it biggrin:

c312 12-22-2005 02:54 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":12de0]HAHAAAAHAHAA, what a big mouthed idiot, deserved it biggrin:[/quote:12de0]

she was really drunk, if I'm thinking of the right episode, she was still rambling after they cuffed her and tried to figure out the rest of the situation and what they were gonna do.

Yeah, Cops is awesome, I love when they find all the really drunk/stoned people that are too wasted to even respond or act. Once they busted two guys who were huffing paint and they had to walk them over to the cop car but the guys brains were so fried they could barely walk so they looked like zombies walking around with police helping them so they didn't fall over.

Blase 12-22-2005 03:26 PM

Rofl, most hilarious episode of cops ever was this,

"Cop: We're responding to calls that a man high on crack cocaine is in the area harassing people and allegedly stole a car.

*Cops arrive on scene*

Cop: (To a man waving him down) What seems to be the problem here?
Man: This guy, high off his ass just hit my car then took off!
Cop: Well, let's see if we can find him.

*Not even a second later this guy hits a parked car going like 80mph across the street from the cop, the guy then walks out and he's wearing the baggiest pants, a sideways hat, sunglasses, rings, and a necklace*

Coked Up Junkie: Yo', what's up officer?
Cop: You're under arrest.
C.U.J.: Why you gotta be trippin? Why you gotta be trippin?

*The C.U.J. then takes off running and the police chase him down. The whole time he looks like he has no idea what's going on*"

Pyro 12-22-2005 03:39 PM

lmao...i hate foul mouthed bitches.

strvs 12-22-2005 04:07 PM

ahahahahah what a triflin bitch

Nyck 12-22-2005 04:33 PM

Lmfao...Bitch got what she deserved...then of course she overacted like she got shot with a 12 gauge.

c312 12-22-2005 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase
Rofl, most hilarious episode of cops ever was this,

"Cop: We're responding to calls that a man high on crack cocaine is in the area harassing people and allegedly stole a car.

*Cops arrive on scene*

Cop: (To a man waving him down) What seems to be the problem here?
Man: This guy, high off his ass just hit my car then took off!
Cop: Well, let's see if we can find him.

*Not even a second later this guy hits a parked car going like 80mph across the street from the cop, the guy then walks out and he's wearing the baggiest pants, a sideways hat, sunglasses, rings, and a necklace*

Coked Up Junkie: Yo', what's up officer?
Cop: You're under arrest.
C.U.J.: Why you gotta be trippin? Why you gotta be trippin?

*The C.U.J. then takes off running and the police chase him down. The whole time he looks like he has no idea what's going on*"

No, the best one was where they responded to a guy on PCP running around naked in some neighborhood. It was a giant, Michael Clarke Duncan type dude. He was walking down the side walk next to the fence and then all of a sudden turns and punches a hole straight through a wooden fence, then a lady officer sprays him with mase and he grabs her and all the other cops just dive on him even though he's already covered with blood and naked. They end up subduing him with like 12 guys and then the people in the neighborhood start yelling at the cops for hurting him too bad.

Mr.Buttocks 12-22-2005 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber

if a cop tells you to do something, DO IT!

spank:

Arkan 12-22-2005 07:19 PM

She cried like the big cunt that she is.

HeadUp 12-22-2005 09:29 PM

there are a lot of nasty yard apes i would love to taze around pittsburgh, fat, gorilla, monkey-mouth bitches

i think the cops showed a lot of restraint

this is the kind of behavior that makes the black community look like a bunch of class-less animals...its a shame


on the news last night, there was a story about gang violence here in philly, and some retarded old black woman they called a "community leader" wanted bush to send out the national guard to come take care of the problem...good solution ya moron, that actually sounds like a resolution bush might support

Coleman 12-22-2005 10:41 PM

nice thong oOo:

haha, good link

Sirus 12-23-2005 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase
Rofl, most hilarious episode of cops ever was this,

"Cop: We're responding to calls that a man high on crack cocaine is in the area harassing people and allegedly stole a car.

*Cops arrive on scene*

Cop: (To a man waving him down) What seems to be the problem here?
Man: This guy, high off his ass just hit my car then took off!
Cop: Well, let's see if we can find him.

*Not even a second later this guy hits a parked car going like 80mph across the street from the cop, the guy then walks out and he's wearing the baggiest pants, a sideways hat, sunglasses, rings, and a necklace*

Coked Up Junkie: Yo', what's up officer?
Cop: You're under arrest.
C.U.J.: Why you gotta be trippin? Why you gotta be trippin?

*The C.U.J. then takes off running and the police chase him down. The whole time he looks like he has no idea what's going on*"

...actually that was ali g.

CoMaToSe 12-23-2005 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeadUp
there are a lot of nasty yard apes i would love to taze around pittsburgh, fat, gorilla, monkey-mouth bitches

i think the cops showed a lot of restraint

this is the kind of behavior that makes the black community look like a bunch of class-less animals...its a shame


on the news last night, there was a story about gang violence here in philly, and some retarded old black woman they called a "community leader" wanted bush to send out the national guard to come take care of the problem...good solution ya moron, that actually sounds like a resolution bush might support

.....
Bush cant order the use of National Guard troops. Its illegal

c312 12-23-2005 11:30 AM

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powers_of_the_President_of_the_United_States:b3134]yes he can[/url:b3134]

CoMaToSe 12-23-2005 02:35 PM

[quote:00fda]the president may also call into federal service the state units of the National Guard[/quote:00fda]

That means to act at the federal level, such as fight a war. Bush cannot order to use of National Guard troops at the state level, like the woman in Headups post suggested.. Coma FTW oOo:


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