Girl Advice
 

I know this is the last place to ask this question, but it is always good to hear opinions.

My Question is how do you go about introducing yourself and getting uh friendly with the opposite sex (i can actually say it this wya cuz punky and nycks wife don't post here so we are all guys) ?

Well as some know im going to Saksachewan to meet someone ive never met who i have spoke to for 6 years and im basically going there for her 19th birthday.

this is not help to get with her as i know if she wants me i won't have to know anything...but this is for if that it is just friendship which im fine with as she has been a great friend over the years...but i wanna know how to get the sask sluts if plan a fails. So what are some of your techiniques for communicating with the opposite sex as a first impression type thing?

You just tied yourself to the stake......AND everyone is about to toss the torch into the kindln all around your feet...

She might be a man, a heshe??

COnfidence is the orer of the day,Pyri. I find it helps to make fun of them a bit, not to the point of being actually mean, but a good cocky/funny balance helps.

Yes, I actually do have success with women, so STFU

Well...the one unfortunate thing is that she has baggage...aka a kid which I have seen countless pictures of her and the kid to think that she has no life whatsoever to be able to find 5 people who know her and say it is her that i talk to too while finding pictures of some girl and her kid and the father and shit.

Im just asking for your thoughts of first impressions...if she is a man...she is fucking good at wasting her/his life at making me think shes a chick.

wtfs a gurl?

A dewd with tits and a second whole instead of a dude piston

Go up to her and say "Whats up killer" and give her a big hug.

er, wait a min, don't do that. Thats something i'd do but i don't think you could get away with it.

Just be who you really are. If you're a clown, then be a clown. If you're a serious person, then be serious. Don't act, they see through the bullshit.

Oh, and this is very important. Buy her a lil' something and especially her lil' kid. Get them both something small, you'll score points with that.

try to work ur aa.com/gf1 post-count into the conversation...that will have them frothing at the gash 4 sure.

buying girls drink is the simplest way, ive been with my girl for a year last wednesday, all started around a bottle of southern comfort.



no you dont you fat piece of shit.

[quote="Eight Ace":cb181]try to work ur aa.com/gf1 post-count into the conversation...that will have them frothing at the gash 4 sure.[/quote:cb181]

If that was possible...id be so happy lol.

Anyways thanks for the advice arkan

Im just shy when i comes to first impressions...anytime after im fine...but not knowing someone id have to have them come up instread.

Though it may seem like im a certain way on these boards...it is just cuz no one can do anything about it...in real life...you'd provbably all like to know me...as im not that bad of a guy.

I dont think you know what "success" means, blueblood. Getting a slut drunk then taking advantage of her doesnt count.

I thought you were a big famous pimp with the ladies Pyro, no? happy: biggrin:

Someone has been reading too much David DeAngelo.

I am David DeAngelo oOo:
Who?

well she has a kid already and shes not married so you know she puts out.

Just be a friend, if its meant to be it will elevate

well im getting shit for going there in the first place...but out of all my friends besides a couple...she has tehcically been there pretty long regardless of the shit ive put her way...so i thought since i got a fucking wicked discount on airfare now...i could pay her a visit.

Yeah and im staying at her place which is just her and her kid.

pics

kill her.



: this is the last place on earth i would look for advice about women. youd probably be better off visiting drphil.com or some such shit. theres probably one or two people i would even consider asking advice on any subject around here.

well this is a new computer and i have none on this one and i accessed her website at my friends house...so ill see if i can findoyut her website againc uz i know it gots a lot of pics...but right now i have none.

If that's the case, sounds like the deal is already closed. No woman with kid(s) is going to let you stay at their house unless they are way into you. Listen to Arkan. Any self-respecting mother thinks of her kids first. The key to her panties is through her kid. If you hit it off with her kid and she sees you interacting and looking half interested in the child, you can't miss.

The only thing is that these chicks are looking for a husband, not a one-nighter. If she's savvy, she might not give it up, just to see if you come back.

Oh yeah, if the above advice fails, engage her in some intellectual conversation about the evils of the United States. Good luck, bro.

hope all goes well for you pyro

YES. DEVELOPE A FRIENDSHIP WITH HER CHILD FOR SEX.

[quote="Short Hand":fc3d3]YES. DEVELOPE A FRIENDSHIP WITH HER CHILD FOR SEX.[/quote:fc3d3]

Yes, I know, very sleazy. I felt bad typing the reply, but how else is he ever going to get laid?

[quote=tomxtr]Yes, I know, very sleazy. I felt bad typing the reply, but how else is he ever going to get laid?[/quote:6ac2b]

pay 4 it

If his palm has a massive dent in it then maybe he should take this route...

i cant believe you came on here asking advice for chicks. plzdie: & -1

Pyri's half a man
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Comatose stfu, pyro is making a somewhat non-idiotic post to be serious for once.

well if youve talked to her for quite some time and you know she has a kid, you have to ask yourself if you are ok with being in a relationship with a girl who has a kid. if you arent, then i wouldnt take it any further because you are wasting both your time and you will make it worse for both of you. if you like her and you both talk all the time, then i think you would just do best with being yourself. i will say this though, youve seen pics of her and im assuming she has seen pics of you. if you guys are both talking to eachother after that, then i say you are in a better situation than 99.9% of all internet dates. i would go for it, but you know how to talk to people. just be yourself minus the part that starts fights for your amusement. she's already taking care of one baby already biggrin:

if you're fine with wanting her knowing she has a kid, always, and i mean always get along with the kid. lots of women put their kids and their needs ahead of what they want so if their kid doesn't aprove, kiss your ass goodbye.

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Be like this guy. That's what the hos want.

I thought Pyro was gay? Damn did I miss the picture.

hahaahah

Show them your penis.

Just be nice and be yourself. That's all you can do, there is no magical cure, women are all different.

Yup, you guys come up with the best advice. Listen, i'm thinking of quitting my job, leaving my family, and joining the circus. Any advice on how i can accomplish this ?

Pyro, bottom line is this. You're going there for a night, right? If so, make sure you bring something thoughtful for her and her kid. Once there, give the kid some attention and build a lil' friendship with him/her. Take them both out to dinner or some shit like that and try to include the kid in your plans. After the kid goes to sleep, i bet the girl will tell you she admires you for the way you treat her and the kid (big points here). Just remember to be yourself and not a phony. I once dated this hot girl with a 2yr old. The kid loved me because i gave her attention (unlike her dip shit father) and the mother probably spent more time with me than she wanted to due to the kid. The reason we never made it together was because i was involved with another girl and she knew all about it. She hung in there for her own reasons but having the kid like me helped.

Don't listen to some asswipes here who never saw a pussy up close. A girl with a kid already isn't necessarily a bad thing. Hang with her and you may learn a thing or two.

1) I recommend a hammer, its relatively quiet and when wielded correctly, quite painless and fast. If any of them wake up, time for some Cuckoo's Nest style smotherage.

2) Hugh Grant dance:

I was in the same position once, I just went over, acted myself, just try to make her laugh and be helpful, sit next to her close, just try messing about and goofing around.

Thats what I do, know one really likes seriousness, we all want to jus have fun times at the end of the day and you're also alone at her place with the kid so theres pretty much no escape from glory.
Just try not to let her kid see you when you're getting extra friendly with her because I was sucking my ex's b**bs when her kid spotted me, she had to go explain I was just examining her sore chest, HAHAAHAAA happy: