Girl Advice.
 

Okay, once you all get over your inevitable "bullshit" responses, you may be able to give me some sound female advice. On to the story:
Okay, there's this girl I've liked for some time. We have fun hanging out, and we flirt around a bit. I really like her.
Anyway, this past Thursday I went to a party, the sort where nobody leaves single. Not even the fat kid (IE Me). She didn't go because of parental restraints. I was sad. I drank and had fun. Then near the end of the party, this girl comes up to me, we start dancing, and eventually we excuse ourselves for a few minutes. I won't go into details, but let's just say it got a bit more serious than a typical party hookup.

Anyway, flash forward to the next morning. No, I didn't sleep with her or at the party, I went home like a good boy. Anyway, I realized I'm not really interested in this second girl, and I still want to go for girl A. To exacerbate the issue, I recently learned that a friend of mine is also interested in her.

So here's my question: Would it be stupid and selfish of me to say fuck the second girl and continue going for Girl A, considering that things got pretty serious with this second girl, I am safe and guaranteed a relationship with her, and that my friend wants to go for girl A?

Where's the option for both A+B? Damn half-assed polls.

I don't see an option for Afrodj13.


beer: dance:

kill her

Well, you've got to rationally analyze your chances with Girl A, the primary target. If you think you have a good shot of being with her and that asking her out on a date won't destroy your friendship, then go for it.

If hooking up with Girl A is a pipe dream and you like Girl B, ask Girl B out for a coffee or a weinerschnitzel or whatever you crazy krauts do.

If Girl B is cool and you like spending time with her, don't let your infatuation with Girl A prevent you from having a good time. At the end of the day, if you don't hook up with Girl A and you've already passed on Girl B, you'll be left with your dick in your hand...again.

Good luck. Wear a condom.

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Option F:
Stop eating.

Re: Girl Advice.
 

You answered you own question, but my advice is see if girl A is interested by asking her out, if not go to your local pharmacy, grab a box of trojans like zone said and go for girl B biggrin:

Go with girl B. A girl giving you a guaranteed hummer has a way of making one forget all about girl A, C, D, etc.

Re: Girl Advice.
 

I have nothing to bring to the table. I mean what type of "seriousness" are we talking with girl B, I mean is it like the Sherminator in American Pie, where you acted like you boned her, but you told her all your deep secretes or what.

A relationship wont work with a chick who wants to slob you're knob on the 1st meeting. Yea it's cool and all, but thats not relationship material.

stick with A, Bs just a ho

and try to lose the weight

OMFG N00b biggrin:

I'd watch out for party skank hookups.

Just remember that girl B was probally drunk and it was a party, so sometimes you don't want to look to into it.

Give up woman and become a priest.

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lose your virginity go for #2

Yeah, lose your virginity, because as you age, you'll just end up fat and old - You won't have your youth like you do now.

You fool around with Girl B while keeping your wanting of Girl A on the DL and pursue both in the end...just don't let em know each other.

Gotta play the field homie.

Pyro poos out of his mouth.

forget about #2 go for #1. This is kinda how I ended a relationship I no longer wanted.

its not like I had just met girl B, but she'd never expressed much interest before. Whatever, I like living dangerously, thats why I still drink bacon grease for breakfast to taunt my coronary, so Ill say fuck girl B and try for girl A. Girl B was just, after all, a mindless hookup that through the miracle of alcohol lead to fun places biggrin: but not a relationship, whereas girl A we have a level of... I dont know.... Identification? Familiarity? Understanding? oOo:

if in doubt, fuck it.

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1ea11]if in doubt, fuck it.[/quote:1ea11]
the best girl advice ever.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":0d4f1][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":0d4f1]if in doubt, fuck it.[/quote:0d4f1]
the best girl advice ever.[/quote:0d4f1]

Good transexual advice as well. Infact, five times out of ten it has served me well.

im surprised by the amount of usefull advice in this thread.

fuck girl b (as in who cares about her). she's just a random drunk slut at a party. keep chasing for girl a. im in your same position, but i dont think my girl a is really down for me.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":7481a]Give up woman and become a priest.[/quote:7481a]

girls?

you know, a guy with no penis and with boobs....

swill?

haha

Hit both...



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oh ya & don't forget to do her in da butt just to show that you love her.

I can't believe everyone forgot that, it's like the most important part! stupid:

Re: Girl Advice.
 

..you're getting fuck all from both of 'em so who cares.

You have to factor in girl B emotions. If she was drunk and just thought of this as a party hookup, then you'll look like a stalker asking her to go out and shit. I mean I've been in a smiliar situation, flip flop positions, and a girl I drunk hooked up with called me up the next day talking about being in a relationship oOo: Point is, don't take party hook ups into to too much thought.

Also, if you really like Girl A, don't fuck it all up by trying to date some girl you met once at a party. Also, you'll need to deal damage control with Girl A, becuase more then likely people have told her about you and girl B and your dissapearence mid party.

Girl B has turned into a stalker. Help.

owned!

happy:

If you don't tap both girls, you're gay.

If you want to stop the stalking, this is what you do. Ass fuck the stalker and everytime she wants to get with you, insist on fucking her ass. After awhile, her ass will get sore and she won't want to play that game no more and she'll leave you. Trust me, it works. That goes for any girl you want to get rid of in your future.....just ass fuck them to death.

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