Cock block?
 

OK, so I go out tonight & the blonde bish is there, I try & play things smooth but every guy with a dick is trying to pull her so I get my best buddie to go spy on her & see what she's doing.

What's a man meant to do in that situation? You stand by the bar trying to act cool but you aren't pulling a million chix like she's pulling a million guys. But if you go over to her you may have the problem of looking desperate/bothered. At the end of the day the guys got it tough... What's more of a problem is my so called friends.

I hooked up with my best buddy from school a few years ago & we've been clubbing ever since. Before that I was just a noob playing computer games 24/7. Every other kid in town is either a Chav or an emo kid loser so I don't have much to choose from. Unfortunately my best mate is friends with a complete dick from school & tonight was a classic example.

I'm talking to the blonde haired chick & this guy comes out of no-where & starts talking shyt, sabotage tactics, what's a man meant to do? I can't start on him kus he's twice my size so I just stand there looking like a dick. I want to lose him but my best friend is friends with him so it's not exactly easy to lose everyone & start from the beginning.

I've gone out many times by myself & it's kinda scary, you just stand at the bar by yourself looking like a dick. But what the hell am I meant to do if my mates are cock blocking? They aren't exactly mates that's for sure... My other mate came up to another chick I was talking to & started giving her a load of bs trying to flirt with her. WTF! is a man meant to do? Do I ditch these guys & try & go out by myself or what? oOo: I wouldn't do that to them I mean wtf! cuss: cuss: cuss: I need to get out of this place

oh your troubled life calmdown:

bros before hoes or what? oOo:

Fluffy is the man.

Re: Cock block?
 

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":e1ede]WTF! is a man meant to do?[/quote:e1ede]

Knock them out.

[img]http://campkitsch.com/images/designs/originals/cockblock.jpg[/img].. annoy:

Move.

Sounds like you need a wingman, and your stuck in a Maverick, Iceman situation. Be the driver on one of these trips, they start cock blocking, attempt to extract the chick with you and ditch the fuckers. Typically a "never leave a man behind" rule is in effect, but cock blocking and fratracide amongst wingman cannot be condoned.

Another method is to approach a fairly good looking woman who is not actually your intended target. Let them cock block you there whilst you move on to the real objective, and there stuck with the decoy.

Or toss the ball in her court. If your hitting it off and your blocker moves in, excuse yourself politly. "Well, i guess i'll just let you two talk" now pause for a second as you stand up and prep to walk off, (not in a huff, calmly). If you were doing well this new asshat wont stand a chance as hopefully she'll stop you from leaving with the old "wait a second" and she'll blow him off for you. If this works, talk a while longer and then extract her.

what the fuck are you guys talking about, in one simple sentance please?

what does cockblock mean

Your kidding right.?. Isnt it past your bed time little boy?

fuck you, english isnt my first language.

also i hate reading long paragraphs.

cock blocking is when guy 1 approaches a girl he is interested in, and suddenly guy 2 appears and the proceeds to talk to the girl that guy one was already talking with. he may then ask guy 1 about the rash on his dick, or how his gf is or something. Basically blocking the guys attempt at poon

jus when that other dick comes along be like " so, ur herpes gone yet?" or "hows your boyfriend been lately?" or atleast "hows your girlfriend?" then when they deny, tell them denial is a step in the wrong direction.

oh thats retarded.

|COCKBLOCK'T|

you need a reliable wingman

misc summed it up pretty well, but also because you dont like this guy cock block him and give him some of his own medicine.



alternatively come down to pompey and i wont cockblock you as im too busy being alcoholic beer:

Go out by yourself. Its awkward at first, but you'll get used to it. Especially, if the only people you have to club with are going to pull that shit. I do a lot of traveling for work and have to go to restaurants and bars by myself all the time. At first, I felt like a complete douche asking for a table for one, but you'd be surprised at how people will ask if they can join you. I think its a lot less intimidating for women to strike up a conversation with one dude than a gang of dudes.

Ok, Here's the plan you need to go with. First of all you have to be a reasonable looking guy to begin with. This will work 8 out 10 times. Your sittin in the club with say 2 of your friends . You pick out a target and have one of your friends go talk to her like every other swingin dick in the place is doin. He gets shot down like the rest.

Then the next guy from the same table takes his shot, again fails. Now she figures your probably next. She sees that 2 of the 3 have approached her thinking you'll do the same. Shes actually waitting for it so she can shot you down as well. You stay at the table, She will actually after a time look at you to see why you havent come over yet. When she does you smile, turn your head away and continue talking to your friends.

Now this why this works:

Every guy in the place has tried to pick her up with the same tired lines she probably hears every weekend. The same shit every night. You already have her attention by being the only one at the table that didnt try a line.

She starts to think about WHY didnt he come over. He smiled at me yet stayed at the table. You are now set apart from every other guy in the place. Noy being able to get past why you didnt come over, SHE COMES OVER TO YOU TO SEE WHAT YOUR DEAL IS.

Where it goes from there is up to you. This would work great with your asshat friends, Let them both take there shot and get smoked and you end up takin the gal home. The great thing is they wont even relise how the hell you ended up the winner.

This will work ok with 2 other guys but 3 is better. The more guys from the same table who take a shot makes her more courious why you didnt.

THE HOTTER THE GIRL THE BETTER THIS WORKS!!!! She thinks to herself, Whats this guy got going on that makes him not come over??? She'll be forced by her own ego to come and find out!!!

This is not a bullshit theroy, Ive done it a lot when i was younger. Im an old married guy now. Times may change but hot women and their egos always remain the same and its their ego that will put them at your table 8 out of 10 times.


As you said in your post, standin at the bar lookin desperate is fatal!!!! That is the act of a desperate man. Even if the bartender is female SHE wont even talk to you!!! lol

You guys give this try and let me know how it did. This is one of the best kept secrets for pickin up women ever disclosed in public!!! rock:

[quote:5c9e1]SHE COMES OVER TO YOU TO SEE WHAT YOUR DEAL IS.
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^ that kinda works but sometimes the chick has an ego problem but not the balls to come over to the table so there are times when you're just stuck sitting there & nothing happens. Then you're stuck kus you can either go on sitting there or try you're luck like the rest. Course it's down to the guy really to make the move & if you don't make the move then you don't get the poontang. rolleyes:

Problem is that Fluff goes to clubs where there are more than 2 girls per 200 guys. plus you just troll for dong anyway so there is no worry for cockblocking

let them cockblock you all they want 90% of the time they will end up looking like a dick... girls arent dumb, they know whats going on...

its like when two guys are with a chick and one guy constantly puts down the other guy to make himself look better in front of the chick, the girl knows...

and she would probably rather talk to you anyway instead of getting slobbered all over - patience is the key, let those guys talk out of their asses til their heads end up in them...

sleeping:

oh the bitterness you have for me, but very lacking effort, so why dont you go back to playing the "tuba" as tgb so rightly put it whilst im out getting drunk with my friends or banging my fit girlfriend. Plus fluff might know and of been to some of the clubs i have and would say otherwise to the percentage of females to males even if alot are skanks.

calmdown:

woa, personally I think most clubs & pubs suck kus there's always too many guys where-ever you go... Chicks have it easy, the % is such that even the fugly chicks can get laid if they want to.

& ya I know a guy who goes out of his way to say dumb shyt about people infront of a girl to make himself look good... He hasn't got laid in about 3 years though. I'm not sure if patience is the key... Last night I was playing it cool but I still saw this guy make his move & get on the blonde hoe whilst I was sittin there trying to be cool... I didn't know if she wanted to kiss him but he did it anyway.

well the more dumb people like him try and fail the better it makes your chance.

[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/nutella.jpg[/img]

yea Ill do that. stick to smearing nutella all over your face

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WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING!?!!?!?!?!?!?

rofl he has u there

I think it might be just the crowd you hang out with, but the girls I go out with are usually completely ignorant. By constantly shooting down your buddy you're proving that you are the dominant male; and being the alpha male is all that these girls want from their instincts. I'm a nice guy and I like to work a different game, but for most guys that are hooking up with hot girls it's; be an ass, get some ass.

FTW

yeah i guess when it comes to banging stupid bitches anything goes, ie being a douchebag...

i thought bunny was after more than pussy...

best way to impress sluts is to drink like a man and be able to hold your drugs... that and not taking shit from cock blockers...

a good move is walk away for a bit, bathroom or go for a smoke, come back and literally just walk in front of the guy, like you belonged there...

i did this once and the girl swooned, it was hot...

sometimes that's how it is. I had a buddy HARDCORE cock block me one time. I wasn't even flirting with this girl, but I was starting to and I had the perfect setup. We were both buzzed and in a private room. Next thing you know my buddy burst in saying he has to piss. So he goes to the bathroom and I'm still talking to this girl and he chimes in with "why do you always objectify women and blah blah blah you're an asshole to girls blah blah blah". I was literally in disbelief. Shocked and awed. So I played it off to the girl like he was drunk and went to get me and her another beer. When I saw him in the fridge I said "What the fuck is your problem" He replied with "nothing's my problem you just always to that to women" So I left his ass there 40 mins from home.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7b93c]rofl he has u there[/quote:7b93c]


hardly, nutella owns.

GG David DeAngelo rolleyes:

While all your friends are doing the cock block thing just ignore them and the girl, turn around (if at the bar) and order TEQUILA SHOTS (Always Tequila shots - ALWAYS) this works because of the process you take to drink, it's not simply buying a drink having it poured for you and passing it on to the girl so she can walk off with it and go chat to some other lad - She HAS to spend the time with you, and you can give her a hand with the salt and the lemon - This gives you about two minutes of her total attention in which you can lay down some carefully prepared lines (not pick-up lines - those are too obvious nowadays) but just some random conversation - You have to act like you're having the best time of your life...

This trick has gotten one of my buddies laid a shitload of times. All he does is roam up to the packed bar and yell out "alright - which one of you ladies wants a tequila shot?" in a loud cheerful voice....This works especially well if you don't directly invite the girl you were talking to, and instead have her prompt you - As if you wrote her off because she wasn't enough fun.

Women always want to fuck the mature, confident, life of the party.

...Never act like the cock-block thing bothers you - NEVER act like you give a shit about picking up chicks - Just represent yourself by looking like you're the most enjoyable person to be around.

LMFAO

dick dont fail me now, I gotta turn shorty out

[quote=elstatec][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":fea24]rofl he has u there[/quote:fea24]


hardly, nutella owns.[/quote:fea24]yeh, and i was obviously talking about nutella not tasting great, not the 5 hefty teaspoons of the molten shit evenly spread around your mouth region.. sleeping: oOo:

well it is nutella so i cant really see how you are trying to offend me at all.

heres what u can do stop thinking with your dick and think with your head

im basically saying nyck got the best of you and you should take it.