Happy Valentines Day Bitches
 

There's a lotta love in this room beer:

That Blonde ho has gone to London with "her best friend" to see some show... ya right. eek: Fk her anyways I'm gana meet another bish at the pub & then go out clubbing with another later tonight. Hope all you slags have a good one. dance:

i'm gay. i baked cookies last night for the significant.

Shit it's V-day and servers are down for tuesday maintenance. loney:

Did you serve em with milk?

Hope you all get your knobs bobbed and your jimmies waxed!

Happy V-Day, fruits.

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":cccac]Did you serve em with milk?[/quote:cccac]sugar cookies. And it's 9:02am here. We'll see how everything goes in 12 hours.

I'm going to have to concur.

Me. Flowers to wife's job (cliche, I know), to mom, and the deal closer to the mother-in-law.

Ya, I sent a bouquet to my wife's office too. I haven't done that before, so she'll be surprised.

I don't get anything for Mom or my Mother-in-law. I might give 'em a call and wish 'em a Happy V-Day...s'about it.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/valentines06/

HAW HAW HAWW! These are awesome.

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uh yeah, Ill send my girl a card later this week, was hoping to see her sunday but got snowed in so I have to wait another two weeks to see her.

+1 beer: My favorite.
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Happy [url=http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com/movies/InTheMood_0305.wmv:56078]Cunt[/url:56078] Day

lmao, happy: happy: happy:

Happy Valentines Day. I love you all. beer:

OMFG! i forgot to get flowers! cuss:

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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha i love that pic, and the website was pretty funny too. happy v-day to all.

im blindfolding my wife and feeding her fine and exquisite pastries ive picked up from the local bakery.... rock:

.......

that's code for semen right?

^lool

Happy V-day.

Happy Hallmar... err I mean Valentines Day. biggrin:

The best of the spoof valentines is easily the last.

Got the girlfriend a dozen roses. Came here and posted on gf1, 'cause she doesn't give all the lovin' I need, so I come here.

italian restaurant, roses, then bed then a creampie.

i wish i had a girlfriend to buy flowers for.

Bought her a card, a great dvd and we watched the blair witch project at her place, hahaaa. also watch 'shameless' for coupla hours on tv, 1st time i watched it and its fookin fantastic!

x x x mwah

My g/f missed her university lectures and instead spent the day with me at my house. We were going to go for dinner, but right before the time I made the reservation we ate and then became suprisingly full. So instead I went around to my mates and had a session and got real high. I didn't buy any flowers... cry:

didn't you just post that you're 14?

[quote="dr nein":d4938]didn't you just post that you're 14?[/quote:d4938]


... Ja wohl.

....... rolleyes:

ROFL what a fucking waste of money. 14, "girlfriend" ahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaah oh man, thats a good one.

... k.


Edit: If you really want to start flaming for the age, like I've seen done a couple times before by you guys, then go for it. Show how much incompetence you wield with your head shoved up your ass.

Hope everybody had a happy VD.

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I didn't. I didn't have anyone to celebrate it with and no good clubs are open on tuesdays.

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im so lonely....lol....i dont care. beer: to singles.

[quote="Scorched Earth":68f22]im so lonely....lol....i dont care. beer: to singles.[/quote:68f22]

beer:

I carved "I love you" into a piece of white oak. Didnt buy her anything.

Didn't buy her anything with that mapping windfall? annoy:

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I puked my guts out all day/night and fell asleep at 8 pm. I stayed home again today because I havent eaten in 36 hours and my body is just aching like a mofo. I did however just down a piece of toast 4 min ago rock:

we never do anything for VD, its a Hallmark holiday just like Sweetest day. I do things throughout the year for no reason, thats better than getting sucked into the VD crap. I wonder how much money is spent on this fictitious holiday