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i call fake

ROFL!! MY FRIEND GOES THERE! lol!!

the wouldn't threaten to DNA test...

ROFL! biggrin:

We'll find out once i contact my friend

DNA testing is NOT cheap. Its not like csi people...

not only is it not cheap, but its illegal for a school to do a dna test on someone for something not considered a crime. Police can do it, but im pretty sure schools can't.

we've got those pictures of "jeff goldblum is watching you poop" posted in all of the stalls.

EDIT: Yer getting hotlink pwned... --Zone

Himmler, you go to Stony Brook? If so, let me buy you a beer sometime. I'm very close to there.

No he doesnt. A really good friend of mine does though

nah i just found this on another forum. i live in vegas

bullshit...of course himmler falls for it that gullible fuck spank:

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lollercaust zone happy:

ROFLAMBO!!!!111!11!!1!!11111!!one!

OMFG ZONER FOR THE FUCKING WIN

hahha that was my alt school. I know a lot of people that go there. Its about an hour from my house.

ROOOOOFL ZONE

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lol first thing to come in mind....but then again couldnt a school do that because I mean it is private property or state property?

i think it would depend on what type of school it is, if it's public, it's state property, but as people have said, I'm not sure it's really a crime and they wouldn't waste money on DNA testing for anything short of a severe felony.

Well yeah but I mean they actually could do stuff like that if they wanted if its a private cause its private property or state or whatever but yeah lol

It also takes weeks to get the results back from the DNA labs. And they would have to swab all the males in the dorm prior to testing. Too much BS but still funny

Just because they say that they will do a dna test doesn't make it fake. I'm sure they'll say what they have to, to keep from unclogging jizz in the showers.

wtf kinda super jizz are these dudes blowing that is so thick that it clogs up drains anyway... oOo:

yeah, but the average adminisitration would know that college students would know it was a hollow threat. That type of threat is similar to one a parent would give a toddler...

[quote="Simo Häyhä":7b1e7]It also takes weeks to get the results back from the DNA labs. And they would have to swab all the males in the dorm prior to testing. Too much BS but still funny[/quote:7b1e7]
Not to mention the cost. They would have to run electrophoresis gel tests for every single person, and then compare...

Ok so my friend at Stony Brook says he has heard of the letter going around but has not seen it personally lol.

Show him the sock one. happy:

My friend that goes there says its real. Its funny cause the girls and guys share the bathroom in corridor style. EWWWW!

is that a rhetorical question?

[quote="Bean 2":3e9f5]My friend that goes there says its real. Its funny cause the girls and guys share the bathroom in corridor style. EWWWW![/quote:3e9f5]

The girls better not slip and fall in fear of getting pregnant

[quote="Bean 2":eca1e]My friend that goes there says its real. Its funny cause the girls and guys share the bathroom in corridor style. EWWWW![/quote:eca1e]

which also means it is more likely that it could have been from a girl and dude having sex in the shower instead of a dude masturbating.

The sock technique has served me well. happy:

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