nervous
 

I think someone is in my house, downstairs. I just heard the alarm go off and im nervous to go down and see whats going on. if i die, plz report the police to this post

you have some uber leet guns, bring them with you

i have bolt action rifles, not sufficient enough for close quarters combat.

im going to go downstairs now and maybe the basement

or if you are not b.s.ing us you could call the cops say someone is in your house and you are a rich white kid with lots to lose they will be there instantly, you grab your '98 go downstars and say get the fuck out now!

it could be my mind playing tricks on me. im not calling the cops until im 100% sure.

Im now going down into the basement. Downstairs seems clear

Simo? Simo?? SIMO!!!!!!

hes gone, forever perished from our memories.

Take that capsule of my urine I sent you and throw it on that fuckers face...

dibs on the rifles.

Hey idiot, call the police. Thats what you pay them for, they're here to serve the public.....don't be afraid to call them.

Either that, or go into a flying rage like myself and go downstairs ready to kill someone with your bare hands.

....just don't sit there like a lame duck....do something !!

wtf...DAYLIGHT ROBBERY

My friend was housesitting for another friend, and one day he went over to the house and the window was broken so he went downstairs and found a doped up homeless guy sleeping in a bedroom...so maybe there's just a doped up homeless guy sleeping in your bed simo.

or a gorgeous supermodel that simo is making sweet love to as we speak

BOINK CHICKA BOINK BOINK

Rape the shit outta him. Once you're know as the burgular rapist, no one will fuckw ith your pad again.

lock n load, make his head explode






put a comb in his hands!!!

Well, whats the verdict Simo? You got ass raped or what?

It was prolly his mum, he backentered her before he realised who it was. biggrin:

Hasn't posted for quite some time. Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god... loney:

kill simo...kill, load your rifle, tell him to get off your property, if he doesnt leave, you have a right to shoot him

i think somethin bad happened..he shoulda been back by now

simo? SIMO? SIIIIIMOOOOO!!!! cry:

Okay, Im a little scared for him. What the fuck are we supposed to do inm a situation like this? Is there somebody we can contact?

he's getting raped by a huge-shaped-in-both-ways- niggur

get a knife and go rambo on him!!!

if they are in your yard you have to warn them 3 times. If they are in your house its open season on their ass the moment they passed through the door/window.

RIP Simo annoy:

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The security company that handles the alarms called and they sent police over without me knowing. I was in the middle of clearing out the basement with my No.4 Mk.1 Enfield (bayonet attached) when the cops arrived. They said the alarm was tripped from a window in our basement. I looked all over the house and couldnt find anything. Since its muddy outside i saw some strange footprints around the window. The cops are treating this as an attempted break in and my mom is on the phone with them now. This is scary ed:

lol, did they make you drop your weapon?

I quickly hid it before i answered the door :-D

[quote="Simo Häyhä"] I was in the middle of clearing out the basement with my No.4 Mk.1 Enfield (bayonet attached) when the cops arrived.quote]
Rofffl

hahah cool simo!

lol

ROFL @ Room clearing ;-)

You need a pistol, buddy! beer:

Funny, kinda reminds me of the only time my dad woke me and told me he thought he heard someone in the basement. We lived in a shitty neighborhood at the time. I loaded my .357 and gave him a bat. Told him to follow me into the basement. We cleared the entire house and even went outside to check all the windows. Needless to say, it was a false alarm. It was weird having him get me but he knew i had a cannon. Shooting the .357 out in the ocean must have made an impression on him (he never fired a gun in his life up until then.)

Glad to see you didn't get ass raped Simo. Goes to show you sometimes you're not even safe in the comforts of your own home. Fucking people suck!

its awkward clearing a room with a rifle thats about 3/4ths long as you are! I'll keep you updated as events follow

update: its 2am and i'll be sleeping next to my trusty enfield, bayonet always affixed.

i think im paranoid rolleyes:

[quote="Simo Häyhä":1833f]update: its 2am and i'll be sleeping next to my trusty enfield, bayonet always affixed.

i think im paranoid rolleyes:[/quote:1833f]
I think you are right.

i say you should invest in a pistol tomorrow biggrin: