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Soo its the beginning of march, it decided to snow, first time ive seen it snow properly in years. Anyway, im upstairs on my PC when i hear my sister come in. Followed my a thud, thud, thud noise. I'm sat here thinking wtf is that, so go downstairs to find about 10 kids outside throwing snowballs at my house. So after hurling aload of abuse at them, and finding it didnt help, i go back upstairs.

20 mins later I decide to go to tesco (still hearing the constant thud on our windows). The kids leg it as I come out of my back door and head towards the car. As I'm driving down the street, some kid I really hate throws a snowball at my car window, So I slam on and chase after him. Cornered him and told him if he does that again, i'll kick the living shit outta him.

So I walk off get in my car and drive off. I came home 10 mins later, and enter my house to find again a constant thud on my windows. I had enough and walked out of my house challenging anyone, to approach me. Then this guy's dad (the kid that I threatened earlier) walks over threatning me, for threating his son. I'm like wtf, your sons 16, hes in the wrong here. You should learn to control your damn kids. Then told him to fuck off before walking back and entering my house again.

Kids carried on throwing and got bored and walked off. Best thing is I know half of them, so whenever I see them next

wallbash: wallbash: wallbash:

Snow officially blows. I cant go to this party tonight because it snowed so bad here. Plus I got stuck at school until 7 tonight, again because of the snow. I thought Germans knew how to handle snow, but they're as bad as the french

besides being ridiculously cold, we get one snowfall like once a month. mother nature has been very lenient on us this winter.

its been very cold here but alas, no snow.

Poseidon, you should just run out with a cricket bat and nail one of then accross the leg..if the dad complains, just tell him that his son is a chav..he'll understand.

Damn global warming.

Anyway posideon i would of called the fucking cops man. Fuck them let the cops deal with them, if they ran they atleast know not to fuck with your house. Plus you knew one of the kids, you could of definatly just gave names.

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And that, right there, is why this country's going down the shitter.

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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":88241]
And that, right there, is why this country's going down the shitter.[/quote:88241]

Welcome to the US baby

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[quote=Milla]Welcome to the US baby[/quote:1e959]

Poseidon is from the UK....

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[quote=Acideyez]Poseidon is from the UK....[/quote:5f601]
as well as Buttocks
Milla annoy:

come on, grow a pair. You cant go out because it snowed? If I did that you wouldnt see from December till April.





I agree on calling the cops

Okay, allow me to explain further: Its a fuckin blizzard here. The roads are all shut down. I live up in the fuckin mountians. It was so bad I was stranded at school for 4 hours. STFU

eat your way out...

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[quote=Acideyez]Poseidon is from the UK....[/quote:db4a5]

No shit, im referring to the UK turning into the US

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yeah well...I WAS CONFUSED BY YOUR POST!

rgr

wtf - if they're still doing it after you've been telling them not to - then yeah, call the cops - and all of them which you know, call their parents and tell them what their children have been doing to you and your house - Don't be angry though, make the parents feel sorry for you and embarrased that their kids have been "torturing" you and your family with this all day or something like that - LOL, guaranteed spanking.

Next time they question you; shoot 'em!

Ive driven and gone out in worse im sure, as statd earlier grow a pair. Hell last weekend I nearly died driving my gf home in a blizzard but you dont see me complaining.
As for the kids, you should have grabbed a bucket of snow, brought it in your house, made the hardest snowballs you could and wip it at their nuts. Thatll get them to fuck off.

get snow balls and dip them in water...freeze...throw.

or

put rocks in the center of the balls and throw

Snow sucks.

We did call the police - this was once they started opening the door and throwing it into the house - they ended up smashing one of my mugs on a table near the door (fucking door wouldnt lock as there was snow in the lock) So I couldnt lock the damn door. The police are fucking useless around here. They probably wont respond for about a week. I dont even know why I bothered ringing them. My dad came round later and we combined managed to work out where most of the lads live. I'll be speaking to their parents tomorrow. Like any of them will give a shit.

They'll care if you tell them you plan on taking action on tresspassing charges.

btw what provoked them to throw snow in/ at your house?

Thats the thing, nothing provoked them, I live on quite a rough estate. I wont speak to most people on the estate due to most of them being complete tards. My sister came home and I guess they saw her as an easy target, she went mad at them for doing it, and got a reaction, so i guess they did it more, so it got out of contrtol.

So, basically you pussied out to the father of the 16 yr old. Don't threaten a weaker kid if you can't beat his old man.

Next time some kids ambush your house with snowballs, run out the back door and make a few iceballs (just add a lil' water to the snowballs you just made and squeeze the shit out of them so it's like a rock). Then flank them and bean their asses with some iceballs. Guarantee those kids will never do that to your house again.

I have 2 funny stories relating to kids throwing snowballs at me. A few years ago i was in my brothers van getting pizza. Some kids step out between 2 houses and tag his van. I tear after them and get one kid cornered in the backyard of one of the houses. I grabbed him and cranked back like i was gonna punch him. He just cried. That was enough to scare him.

2nd time happened last year while coming home at night in the snow. Again, 2 kids are just inside a woodline and are hitting cars with snowballs as they pass. Sure enough they get me also but i kept going. I went around the block, parked the car, and ran through the woods to flank them from behind. Sure as shit, they're still there throwing snowballs and there i am....creeping up on them. Words can't describe their actions and faces as i grabbed one of them from behind. Lets just say that i could guarantee at least one of them had to change their underwear after they got home. I just verbally scared the shit out of them and then laughed the rest of the ride home. I think the one kid is still in therapy today over the whole ordeal......lol


.....man, do i love the snow !! biggrin:

lol arkan you badass mofo

pants party? oOo:

ROFL!

Arkans the bad ass mail clerk with the heart of gold (Family guy)

also lol @ the second story arkan. Flanking is the best

rofl...if you pretended to punch me, id probably cry.

as for the flanking maneuver, i guess mohaa did come in handy ;)

Weaker kid? You havent seen pics of me have you (there somewhere inthe pics thread? I'm average height but thin as fuck. Im probably the lightest person on this forum. Not particulary tough either. This lad (was same size as me)

I dont have a back door, I live on a corner of some terrest houses. So I have a gate leading to my garden the back door is a side door (the same door they were pelting with showballs biggrin: ) My front door is never used. It has like 5 locks on it so its too much effort to unlock it to use it.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":c2aa8]pants party? oOo:[/quote:c2aa8]
are you trying to invite me to a party in your pants, brick? oOo: biggrin:

Just nipped home today to find a group of them throwing snow at another house annoy:

I am in a similar position m8 my missus has been to the hospital today
due to her dad being in a coma and getting closer to die, I also had 3 kids in the house and all in all it couldnt get any shittier until one of the local retards decides to throw snowballs at the house. I dont mind the odd one or 2 but then a gang of them come round and its open season. I went out and they ran expecting me to chase em which i didnt. Then it goes quiet till she comes back only for them to start again!

I used to hate snow but now I realise its just chavs i hate.