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Sergeant_Scrotum 03-30-2006 07:37 PM

Things you do at work to pass time:
 
so what do you do during those endless slow times at work? some things I tend to do

-Answer the phone with "Good morning christine speaking!" in the deepest voice I can make.
-Answer the phone "good afternoon *local compotitions name* how can I help you?"
- And of course as always, fark. biggrin:

Sirus 03-30-2006 08:03 PM

talk to other employees, check out the chicks that enter the store, browse the web

Zoner 03-30-2006 08:05 PM

- have AIM cyber with nyck
- photochop contests on Fark.com
- play Funky Truck Arizona on teagames.com
- whore about 5 forums
- get my celeb gossip on hollywoodtuna.com

Madmartagen 03-30-2006 08:20 PM

gf1.com
news
chat with my partner
fap into my trash can
take longer lunches

Eight Ace 03-30-2006 08:22 PM

-work
-meet timeframes
-exceed customer expectations
-adhere to mission statement
-bring self off in toilets

Madmartagen 03-30-2006 08:24 PM

haha

mR.cLeAn 03-30-2006 08:30 PM

OHH my god, finaly ... lol I've gotten so good at my job that it only takes me 6 hrs to finish the complete design of the newspaper. Well I practically only work on Thrusdays ... Today ... and barely. The other days I play mohaa, cause the work computer can't handle CoD, or WoW, but I'll play Warcraft 3 every once in a while ... and yes post in several forums, go to ebaumsworld, collegehumor, fark, newground, and a whole bunch other websites. I get so fricking bored that I'll even nap.

I need this newspaper to be daily for me to have actual work, not weekly.

tomxtr 03-30-2006 08:35 PM

GF1
News
Fantasy sports
Ameritrade
Misc. tutorials

Nyck 03-30-2006 08:58 PM

try to hide masturbating while I talk to zone.
"they are the sweaty underneath of lifes balls"
whammy.jpg
priceisright.wav
dick around on jabber with a buddy of mine that works on the other side of the office
3 different forums
fark
thesuperficial
news sites
fantasy sports

Machette 03-30-2006 09:17 PM

http://bloggingheads.tv/


eek:

Jotun 03-30-2006 09:33 PM

stare off into space.

hum.

check out hot girls.

im a cashier...dont have much down time.

Pyro 03-30-2006 09:37 PM

talk to coworkers
bug my boss
talk to patrons, especially if they're hot
rap some songs
talk to the kids about stupid shit

Sirus 03-30-2006 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
rap some songs

lmao

gtboys34 03-30-2006 09:48 PM

fold clothes
think about what im gonna do when i leave
fold clothes
think some more
fold
fold
fold
talk to some coworkers ( the cool 1's)
beef with other co workers which i hate doing annoy:.. do any of you guys despise the ppl u work with as well?

c312 03-30-2006 09:50 PM

try to twiddle my thumbs, one going one way, the other going the other way try it, it's impossible.

Nyck 03-30-2006 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c312
try to twiddle my thumbs, one going one way, the other going the other way try it, it's impossible.

[img]http://www.esplatter.com/images/am/explode.gif[/img]

Bucknub 03-30-2006 09:53 PM

go into the other departments and mack the chicks or go for a walk in the mall

fuck you fags who have access to computers

geRV 03-30-2006 09:54 PM

Secretly videotape buckweed adding his own brand of "sauce" to some of the pastries. These are being compiled into a 3 hour long "cumathon" video for release later this year.

Nyck 03-30-2006 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Secretly videotape buckweed adding his own brand of "sauce" to some of the pastries. These are being compiled into a 3 hour long "cumathon" video for release later this year.

accept paypal? biggrin:

Bucknub 03-30-2006 09:56 PM

Nyck Ill send you it for free, Ill also throw in a few of my pastries

geRV 03-30-2006 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Secretly videotape buckweed adding his own brand of "sauce" to some of the pastries. These are being compiled into a 3 hour long "cumathon" video for release later this year.

accept paypal? biggrin:

Yup, pm me for details


[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/13/whistle.gif[/img] [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/13/bleh2.gif[/img]

Nyck 03-30-2006 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
Nyck Ill send you it for free, Ill also throw in a few of my pastries

only if they are drippy like the ones the guys got in van wilder

gtboys34 03-30-2006 10:20 PM

dick & cum. Is that all you guys ever talk about? I mean... ahhh screw it nvm...

Nyck 03-30-2006 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
dick & cum. Is that all you guys ever talk about? I mean... ahhh screw it nvm...


Fuck yea now show us that thick veiny glistening 10 inch tootsie roll

Eight Ace 03-30-2006 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
dick & cum. Is that all you guys ever talk about? I mean... ahhh screw it nvm...

well it's all nyck thinks about anyway....someone should pm him about it.... annoy:

03-30-2006 10:30 PM

i work the back room of a pet store, so if theres any time i just go out and have a cigarette.

Nyck 03-30-2006 10:32 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":23801]
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
dick & cum. Is that all you guys ever talk about? I mean... ahhh screw it nvm...

well it's all nyck thinks about anyway....someone should pm him about it.... annoy:[/quote:23801]

rofl..from the guy who pm'd me a video of some guys doubling up on a chick then the dude starts dropping a load on the other guy

mR.cLeAn 03-30-2006 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
fold clothes
think about what im gonna do when i leave
fold clothes
think some more
fold
fold
fold
talk to some coworkers ( the cool 1's)
beef with other co workers which i hate doing annoy:.. do any of you guys despise the ppl u work with as well?

What do you do?

Vance 03-30-2006 10:35 PM

Walk around aimlessly
Make jokes
Go on Siprnet and look at the latest classified information

mR.cLeAn 03-30-2006 10:38 PM

I read, all local papers, nytimes, nypost, latimes, orlando sentinel, miami herald, El Miami Herald(spanish) El Universal (all the way from Venezuela) ... we get a shit load of papers ... I am the only one who reads them, all of them.

Eight Ace 03-30-2006 10:40 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":86fa6
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
dick & cum. Is that all you guys ever talk about? I mean... ahhh screw it nvm...

well it's all nyck thinks about anyway....someone should pm him about it.... annoy:

rofl..from the guy who pm'd me a video of some guys doubling up on a chick then the dude starts dropping a load on the other guy[/quote:86fa6]
ahh..that's right, I did pm you about it....fixed.

gtboys34 03-30-2006 10:41 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":a3d80]
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
fold clothes
think about what im gonna do when i leave
fold clothes
think some more
fold
fold
fold
talk to some coworkers ( the cool 1's)
beef with other co workers which i hate doing annoy:.. do any of you guys despise the ppl u work with as well?

What do you do?[/quote:a3d80]
i work at a clothing store

Miscguy 03-31-2006 08:10 AM

I typically just try to find a differant project to work on.

I do construction so theres plenty to do, and standing still isnt an option.

Jin-Roh 03-31-2006 11:43 AM

i don't work... my applications are ignored.

wintersforge 03-31-2006 11:47 AM

i play video games...mucking about with Oblivion now...

Jin-Roh 03-31-2006 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wintersforge
i play video games...mucking about with Oblivion now...

BS! cuss:

HeadUp 03-31-2006 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
rofl..from the guy who pm'd me a video of some guys doubling up on a chick then the dude starts dropping a load on the other guy

ive seen that one before, hahahaha that would suck

when i was workin in the fall id post here
look at nsfw.ytmnd.com hellfire:
look at my utbs forums when that was still goin
usually i was occupied with bullshit to do

Machette 03-31-2006 12:11 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":3c276]I read, all local papers, nytimes, nypost, latimes, orlando sentinel, miami herald, El Miami Herald(spanish) El Universal (all the way from Venezuela) ... we get a shit load of papers ... I am the only one who reads them, all of them.[/quote:3c276]And you still, unfortunately, are an idiot.

Nyck 03-31-2006 12:18 PM

[quote=Machette]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "mR.cLeAn":73e2c
I read, all local papers, nytimes, nypost, latimes, orlando sentinel, miami herald, El Miami Herald(spanish) El Universal (all the way from Venezuela) ... we get a shit load of papers ... I am the only one who reads them, all of them.

And you still, unfortunately, are an idiot.[/quote:73e2c]

it must be because all his papers are mainstream Media whore monger sources who LIE AND COVER UP THE TRUTH right Mulder?

Machette 03-31-2006 12:20 PM

Did I say that? rolleyes:


Read some of the guys post in the political fourm. He can't even build a sentence worthy of an argument.


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