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HeadUp 04-02-2006 08:52 PM

sitting down to pee
 
wtf i found out somehow that 2 of my friends sit down to pee, is it just me or is guys sitting down to piss the absolute gayest thing ever?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 04-02-2006 08:54 PM

Depends on the situations...Lets take a deeper look, shall we?

GAY:
1)Sitting down to pee at all times(no matter where etc)

GAYER:
1) Telling people you do

Decent, yet still a little gay:
1) Prefering sitting down to pee as opposed to splashing urine against porcelain

pfft:
1) Sitting down to piss sometimes, however, preferring urinals/stalls


why did i write this
oOo:

Nyck 04-02-2006 09:05 PM

I sit down and piss in the middle of the night or in the morning right after I wake up when I don't feel like standing

TonyMontana 04-02-2006 09:06 PM

i only sit when i have to take a shit

strvs 04-02-2006 09:15 PM

i only sit and pee when i'm too drunk to hit the toilet

Chronic Diarrhea 04-02-2006 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
i only sit when i have to take a shit

Same. I even feel like a fag when I sit down to shit but I didn't have to shit and instead only had to piss.

Coleman 04-02-2006 09:16 PM

whenever I see that gay kid on our dorm floor in the bathroom, he goes into the stall, sits down, pisses, and walks out. Maybe he's got a vagina.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 04-02-2006 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
whenever I see that gay kid on our dorm floor in the bathroom, he goes into the stall, sits down, pisses, and walks out. Maybe he's got a vagina.

pics

anti 04-02-2006 09:17 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":b84c0]
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
i only sit when i have to take a shit

Same. I even feel like a fag when I sit down to shit but I didn't have to shit and instead only had to piss.[/quote:b84c0]

grow up. if you're insecure about the way you piss than you have some problems.

Nyck 04-02-2006 09:29 PM

[quote=anti]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Chronic Diarrhea":e73af
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
i only sit when i have to take a shit

Same. I even feel like a fag when I sit down to shit but I didn't have to shit and instead only had to piss.

grow up. if you're insecure about the way you piss than you have some problems.[/quote:e73af]
imwithstupid:
Lol i know.

I feel like a fag when i piss in another dudes mouth

strvs 04-02-2006 09:33 PM

It's only gay when your mouth get's pissed in.

Machette 04-02-2006 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I sit down and piss in the middle of the night

Same..guess if I'm standing I'll piss all over the floor. Just something that has grown on to me.

Himmler 04-03-2006 12:51 AM

fuck that only fags sit.

jujumantb 04-03-2006 12:53 AM

Am I the only croucher here?

Short Hand 04-03-2006 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
i only sit when i have to take a shit


Tripper 04-03-2006 12:57 AM

fuck that i'll OJ sitting down if its more comfortable, but generally its just easier standing...

HeadUp 04-03-2006 01:08 AM

hmm wow i didnt know this was actually a debatable subject hake:

thanks for enlightening me guys

Mr.Buttocks 04-03-2006 05:57 AM

This phenomenon is caused by all the gender-bending chemicals polluting the environment. Men are slowly being feminised.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 04-03-2006 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
Am I the only croucher here?

i crouch all the time(minus when at home)....quite the workout too ed:

Sgt>Stackem 04-03-2006 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
fuck that only fags sit.


imwithstupid:

Zoner 04-03-2006 07:29 AM

I sit a lot of the time, as I don't particularly want to wipe up splatters every time I take a leak. I piss like a friggin racehorse, so it's not a matter of missing the bowl...it's a matter of splashback.

Does that make me a faggot? No. It makes me a married man who doesn't have his mommy around to clean his bathroom for him.

Pyro 04-03-2006 08:35 AM

only for a shit, or morning wood.

Jin-Roh 04-03-2006 10:43 AM

Depends

elstatec 04-03-2006 11:20 AM

women dont poo.

KTOG 04-03-2006 12:18 PM

Its hard to sit down when you have a 24 hour erection.

bukdez 04-03-2006 12:20 PM

you know whats gay?...

this thread...

Unknown_Sniper 04-03-2006 12:34 PM

I stand up at all times. I tend ot have good aim so I dont have a problem. If I'm too drunk to hit a toilet(very rare) then I go outside where the world is a toilet and piss on a wall or a car or something.

Airborne Butters 04-03-2006 12:35 PM

somtimes, I'm too lazy to stand.

Mr.Buttocks 04-03-2006 01:18 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":eac99]I'm too lazy to stand.[/quote:eac99]


I find that hard to believe Butters!

CoMaToSe 04-03-2006 01:32 PM

if Im gonna poo, I'll just piss when I sit.

gtboys34 04-03-2006 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
Its hard to sit down when you have a 24 hour erection.

actually it's harder when you dont' happy:


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