If I were an animal...
 

I would be a sloth, according to my friends.

loney:

Indeed.

or a jackass

















I couldnt resist rolleyes:

oOo:

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":8b133]or a jackass

I couldnt resist rolleyes:[/quote:8b133]

I'm not stubborn, just slow to react.




Forgot to add:
Kinda different thread, but what animal best represents you?

Horse

stole my sloth answer.

a human.

A dolphin, a goose, a donkey, a chimpanzee, or an elephant.

dung beetle cause you love to eat p00p

actually i want to be a cartoon character in a hentai...that would fucking pwn.

oOo:

e coli

AIDS

no idea

yup

a dog

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":665eb]A dolphin, a goose, a donkey, a chimpanzee, or an elephant.

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...Mr Buttocks' most crucial post.



In other news, I would be a sheep......So I could fuck other sheep.

Thats bacteria.

[quote=Tripper]
...Mr Buttocks' most crucial post.



In other news, I would be a sheep......So I could fuck other sheep.[/quote:29b8c]
being human doesnt seem to stop you now.
I would continue to be human. Seeing how that fits me best.

a giant squid

a bird cool:

and a dung beetle is a insect

......

Insect is basically an offspring of a animal. If it has legs and can move in the real world then its a animal.

worst animal ever





I'd be a Black War Kodo so I could get rode around by smelly cows.

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[quote=Tripper]
...Mr Buttocks' most crucial post.



In other news, I would be a sheep......So I could fuck other sheep.[/quote:50e4f]
but you're a kiwi... how has not being a sheep stopped you?

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":1b442]A dolphin,[/quote:1b442]

dolphins rules. Elegant animals.

Loch Ness.

[quote=CoMaToSe]but you're a kiwi... how has not being a sheep stopped you?[/quote:413b6]Somebody beat you to it, hippo lad. spank:

My friends describe me as very ursine, so a Bear.

totem spirit eh???? id imagine id be a big buck in rut....the kinda buck you see tear up every tree in sight....7-8 ft off the ground but you never see him....

"Liger..It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. "

you are a sad sad man..... annoy: sleeping:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900

n00b

now get shot whilst rutting on a tree covered in doe piss

Snake

You know, I never had a snake or planed on getting a snake as a pet, but I wouldn't mind being one.

yeah...i understand the reference...my point is get some new material cunt....and i mean cunt in the nicest of ways sleeping: oOo: happy: the_finger:

[quote=Whatada]Somebody beat you to it, hippo lad. spank:[/quote:b68d5]

Yup...Shows how much of a limited palette some people around here have. Its sooo cliche, that I made a joke about it, and they're all so insanely stupid, they missed the point of the joke as a reference and went straight to the cliche response in which my post was a lampoon of in the first place.

Stupid mutherfuckers.... rolleyes: