humble story time
 

Has anyone here broke into a paralyzed mans house, pissed in his sink, at nearly all his food and smoked 3 packs of cigarettes while watching softcore cable porn?
You havent lived till you've done it

yes, and i had sex with his dog too!

Re: humble story time
 

[quote="Simo Häyhä":ff015]Has anyone here broke into a paralyzed mans house, pissed in his sink, at nearly all his food and smoked 3 packs of cigarettes while watching softcore cable porn?
You havent lived till you've done it[/quote:ff015]

Fate catches up with guys like that. See you on mydeathspace.com. beer:

and i stole his condoms (yes to this day i'm still confused why a paralyzed man had condoms hidden in his rainy day fund box. Furthermore i was 12 at the time and didnt need them either! happy:

You should be ashamed of yourself!!!!!

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":4509b]You should be ashamed of yourself!!!!![/quote:4509b]yeh ur a weirdoooooo dance:

Why would you harm an innocent handicape man, you sick bastard annoy:

Well, i did break into my friends house as a kid and made myself a nice lunch. Then i swam in his pool.

Thats what he gets for leaving his glass sliding door unlocked.

I ended up telling him a year later. He was like "yawn...who cares".

nice way to confess your sins

[quote="Cadet Skippy.":dd3b6]Why would you harm an innocent handicape man, you sick bastard annoy:[/quote:dd3b6]
i would often go to his house and make him dinner and keep him company. I figure my good deeds still outweigh my bad

[quote="Simo Häyhä":be8f8][quote="Cadet Skippy.":be8f8]Why would you harm an innocent handicape man, you sick bastard annoy:[/quote:be8f8]
i would often go to his house and make him dinner and keep him company. I figure my good deeds still outweigh my bad[/quote:be8f8]

Oh, ok. happy:

[quote="Simo Häyhä":ff2a0][quote="Cadet Skippy.":ff2a0]Why would you harm an innocent handicape man, you sick bastard annoy:[/quote:ff2a0]
i would often go to his house and make him dinner and keep him company.[/quote:ff2a0]
so thats what those condoms were for...

did you skeet skeet on his couch?

what in the vannex fuck are you talking about you pissworm cuntjuice niggeroni and cheese?

see tripper, i can make complicated insults too!

Yeah, except Tripper is Matlock at this shit, and you're just a wee piss-ant Gumshoe. Props on the Niggeroni though.

Edit: Btw, WTF @ pissing in his sink... I can understand the rest of the shit, but... eek:

Theres nothing complicated about my insults. Wait....I suppose to you they may seem complicated...but that's just because you drink your own pee laced with the blood of a thousand anuses.

nah your insults are just random words put together that refrence sex, urine, sexuality, and fetishes.

Whatada: you can stop kissing his ass any day now.

LOL

I told you not to tell anyone. wallbash:

You just figured that out for yourself now? It's been staring you in the face since I started insulting you....I guess you are that stupid.














p.s You Gay.

so what if i am? I guess you aren't as "deep" as you said you were (read your own Crash thread).

I never said I was deep, that was YOU. Wow, you even fucked THAT up. You can't do anything right.

LOL - You are so fucking dim-witted. Just backspace yourself because life is just going to be too hard for someone as dense as you.

peanut brittle is one hell of a drug

customers who chose to PISS IN SINK also chose to:-

* SHIT IN FRIDGE
* SPEW IN AIR CON.
* CUM IN FOOD (2 b eaten by others)
* FART IN NOSTRILS (of disabled only)

ADD 2 KART

CHECKOUT

hellfire:

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I exist only to annoy New Zealanders.

[quote="Eight Ace":56e51]customers who chose to PISS IN SINK also chose to:-

* SHIT IN FRIDGE
* SPEW IN AIR CON.
* CUM IN FOOD (2 b eaten by others)
* FART IN NOSTRILS (of disabled only)

ADD 2 KART

CHECKOUT[/quote:56e51]
dont knock it till you've tried it

Re: humble story time
 

[quote="Simo Häyhä":55fac]Has anyone here broke into a paralyzed mans house, pissed in his sink, at nearly all his food and smoked 3 packs of cigarettes while watching softcore cable porn?
You havent lived till you've done it[/quote:55fac]

you had a shit eating grin when you came back

My buddy and I broke* into our friend's place in high school, made a jug of lime Kool-Aid, ate a row of Oreos, and fucked off.


* our friend told us how to shimmy the basement door open if we ever needed to get in the house.

calm down kids...go watch spongebob.

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER DA SEAAAAAAAAAAAA???

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!!!

someone took the bait.

I broke into a paralyzed mans house who had downs syndrome and I harpooned him in the collar bone, and watched Family Feud on his 13in black and white Toshiba.

Stammer is an undercover Arab.

aha @ stammers post

Wow, cool kid. Keep telling everyone on the internet about how badass you are because you break into handicapped people's houses and take amphetamines. You're so cool! And I care! Do go on! happy:

Annoy? You're failing miserably. How is it annoying for me to watch someone I dislike making a fool out of themselves, whilst also proving my point?

I could go for some gay sex with a man.. Preferably one with Homeowner's insurance... Yeahhh. cool:

http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... yck#967228

my fav story, check out my search style, too. im surprised it only came out with one result!

ROFL WTF