Stalkers
 

So I'm reading the daily paper..Then an abrupt knock on the door occurs. The first words out of their mouths are "Hi Courtney!" It's two ladies who I've never seen in my life. Turns out they are jehovah witnesses. My mom has taken magazines before from them, which signals them to keep coming back, my mom has been out of the country since november and I live alone. The lady was saying she has been trying alot to get a hold of her. It's strange that this lady knew my name because my mom has actually never even called or talked to a jehovah witness for longer than a minute, all she did was take the magazines to read them. I just called her and asked if she said my name to them, she answered no. It's pretty amazing how creative the jehovah witnesses are. How they got my name, I have no idea. Just a rant. Anyone have strange encounters with jehovah witnesses?

Maybe they can read minds?

fuck them.

i dont answer my door if i see them.

The leading speaker was a young blonde..but had a voice that sounded like a man..

I /spit on them then close the door a yell 15 15 v g v

Re: Stalkers
 

Take a hint from Jasper Carrot and invite them in, it totally confuses them since theyre so used to having doors slammed in their faces. biggrin:

You'll have them smoking dope , drinking beer and swearing inside a half hour.

cool:

our you sure it wasnt a porn scene you downloaded

Would make a good plot though.

I usually use one of the following:

I can't stop i am off to give blood
Sorry got to rush but xmas is coming and i need to get some gifts

or my personal favorite

Witness's!! I didn't know he had an accident is he ok.

They usually take the hint

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":39b1e]I usually use one of the following:

I can't stop i am off to give blood
Sorry got to rush but xmas is coming and i need to get some gifts

or my personal favorite

Witness's!! I didn't know he had an accident is he ok.

They usually take the hint[/quote:39b1e]

Also "please dont knock on my door again else i'll break your legs will also work" biggrin:

my supervisor is a Jehovahs Witness, shes hot. She sits right in front of me and ive never heard her talk about religion during lunch, work etc.

They are a interesting bunch..they believe that 300,000 people (somewhere around that) are able to go into heaven to seek salvation. No idea how they came up with that number because the number doesnt exist in the bible. oOo:

I used to send out my vicious lhasa apso after them.

[img]http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images11/Lhasa%20Apso%20ditto1.JPG[/img]
"Fucking Jehoves..."

Zoner your avatar gives me the creeps.

kill them.

your name is "courtney"
?????

lol.

dude i thought that was a girls name

my pastor told a story about how he confronted them on changes they had made in the bible and how they got confused because they were new to the job and they went and asked their leader about all the stuff they had been told.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":fc615]Zoner your avatar gives me the creeps.[/quote:fc615]
I know! Creepy huh...heh heh

[quote=Zoner]I know! Creepy huh...heh heh[/quote:73f27]

Whats so creepy about Michael J Fox's sister

[img]http://www.wristcounter.com/fsignals/images/FB_Signals/OFFSIDES.jpg[/img]
That was Offsides! HAW HAW!

[quote="Simo Häyhä":48af6]dude i thought that was a girls name[/quote:48af6]I was waiting how long it would take before this was brought up. In todays culture/society it is considered a girls name. However in Britain in the early 1900's and 1800's it was predominatly used by males. In jamaica a huge influx of men are name courtney as well, now, because the British held it as a pawn for their empire. My father named me courtney just because he liked it, he is also British. Like I said somewhere it got changed to naming females courtney. I also find it interesting that its such a problem that my name is a girls name. Does it make me a girl...I mean judging a person by their name is basically like me saying I won't buy a book because the cover is blank..However I tend to notice Americans more than Canadians, from my own experience, bring up the girl name issue more.

lol I swear ive read that before. I think he has it saved on his desktop

courtney.txt

What else am I to say?

I knew once I made this thread this issue was going to be brought up...What is the problem, seriously? ffs

<---ignorant amerikkkan


Sorry, wasnt judging you babes happy: Just pissing in your pool

Just social changes..that's all it is.

I FUCKING KNOW THAT I'M JUST GIVING YOU A HARD TIME YOU BOOK WHORE!!
hellfire: sleeping: offtopic: cuss: the_finger: annoy: ed: happy: oOo: biggrin: rolleyes: cuss:

biggrin:

one day these jehova's witnesses came to my door and asked for my aunt (its her house), i told her, and I quote, "The old lady who lives here? I think shes down in the basement, in the cooler. Want to come inside for some tea?"

they left. how fucking rude.

no you didnt

I went to school with one.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":71d55]no you didnt[/quote:71d55]

you're right, i made that up so you could think more of me.

[quote=Acideyez]you're right, i made that up so you could think more of me.[/quote:5865c]

Wouldn't be surprised.

I just don't answer the door.

my friend from high school is a JW. Since I moved to NH ive only seen them once and I let my dog answer the door. They left rather quickly.

I usually answer the door in my boxers and invite them in. Of course they never accept my offer.

I just don't answer the door. They've only come to my house maybe 3 times in my life time.

My friend always moons them through the side window and they leave.