revenge on a**holes from your work?
 

i got fucked over by this guy who used to work at my office and is a complete and utter douchebag. he is now the manager of the office and got there by stepping on his coworkers and making other peoples accomplishments look like his own...in addition he seems to enjoy doing things to fuck me over or piss me off it seems. he needs to die. it seems that getting him fired for the "youre a homo" pic he emailed me at one point, slashing his tires, or finding him and beating the shit out of him are out of the question.

what have you guys done to get back at ppl from work who deserve to be pwned?

wanna kill em? I'll get some of my homies from the ghetto to do it, they'll never have anything traced back to you

Im confused... your boss clearly takes pride in your work and wants you sexually. Whats the issue here?

On a more serious note, nail him for sexual harassment.

[quote="TGB!":be0f7]So - your boss sends you a "YOURE A HOMO" picture, and youre actually wondering what you can do. . .

Here's a hint - be a fucking adult, take it to personnel or the EEOC - or shut the fuck up.[/quote:be0f7]

i was gonna do that, but ppl in my family say its not worth the effort....i would do it if i had a guarentee that he would lose his job

i mean obviously doing shit like i described above wont get me a job back there or earn me money or anything, but i wish there was some way i could have a hand in that "what goes around comes around"...he has to have something big coming his way, he has gotten away with way too much

tell everyone that you jus came outta the closet. then use that 'you're a homo pic' against him, now he's fuck for discremination.

if he is sending you "homo" pics maybe he wants to know if you will work under the table?

work harder.... rolleyes: if you are too busy working then you are too busy to fuck with....

Do you have his company e-mail? Sign him up for some newsletters. The beastility one is good. So is the little boys one.. Carry on.

Brilliant. happy:

a better idea would be to supply us with the email.

lol

I agree with this. Give us his email and I'm sure lots of people here will send him all kinds of things happy:

Tell him to join the Faggots Guild, he should speak to Asshat in Sphincterville.

eh i dont work there now, i worked there in the summer and over the fall for the flu clinics, but i took off for spring semester to focus on grades

that email idea is good, i might try that

Depends how you wana get him back, if you wana sabotage his stuff, make him look foolish in public or just plan a more devious method that only you can witness.


i.e, get him some coffee & piss in it, pour a load of that stuff that 'makes you go' in it or something. Or find out where he lives & fk up something of his, spray paint his house or egg it late at night.

btw that blonde ho poured that stuff in her entire schools drinking water at lunch time, how cool is that? hellfire: hellfire: hellfire:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":bbbe4]

btw that blonde ho poured that stuff in her entire schools drinking water at lunch time, how cool is that? hellfire: hellfire: hellfire:[/quote:bbbe4]

feloniously cool.

[quote=c312]feloniously cool.[/quote:037ee]
LOL

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":4c11f]Depends how you wana get him back, if you wana sabotage his stuff, make him look foolish in public or just plan a more devious method that only you can witness.


i.e, get him some coffee & piss in it, pour a load of that stuff that 'makes you go' in it or something. Or find out where he lives & fk up something of his, spray paint his house or egg it late at night.

btw that blonde ho poured that stuff in her entire schools drinking water at lunch time, how cool is that? hellfire: hellfire: hellfire:[/quote:4c11f]
did u ever get anything out of that blonde ho, or were you afraid she would use teeth

tell him the line that edward norton used in fight club about him bringing an ar-15 gas powered rifle pumping rounds into coworkers

Fill the pedestal of his office chair with raw shrimp.

[quote=Sirus]did u ever get anything out of that blonde ho, or were you afraid she would use teeth[/quote:1bede]

ya... my parents went on vacation & left the house to me for a week, I had the opportunity to go with the Navy to Norway but decided poontang of that standard was a priority. Anyhoo first night she told me about the teeth thing which scared the hell out of me, 2nd time I saw her I did the ol stretch the arm & put it round back of her head trick & slowly started gettin it on... After bout 5 mins or so of groping on the couch I asked her if she wanted to move upstairs to my room & she told me that she "was on". You should have seen the look on my face. That was the 2nd time that's happened to me with a hot girl... Next day fortunately enough she'd taken the pill & it stopped the wachacallit so we basically went upstairs & yer biggrin:

Was really funny to start off with kus I had the rubber ready in my wallet, some european POS! She was just sittin there butt naked on my bed & I was standin round for 5 min thinking omg there's a hot girl on my bed! But being made in Europe I couldn't get the bloody thing on. At one point I started whistling kus I didn't know what the hell else to do- there isn't a backup plan acting cool with rubber problems. Then I told myself to stop whistlening you moron & eventually got it half on... Half way through shagging the charming young lady, I changed it to another rubber which was far better & introduced her to the style of the doggy, which I am very proud to claim I was the first person to do that to her. I'm even considering making myself a certificate. biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

... while reading that tale of yours, i was imagining you wearing your bunny hat.

lmao, cheers fluffy_bunny

fluffy is my hero

Exept this thread

upload child porn to his computer.

- Fill his iPod with Celine Dion

- Rip a juicy fart onto a coffee filter then make a pot with it. Make sure he gets first dibs.

- Replace his "On hold" phone music with "Van Full Of Retards" by Anal Cunt.

- Remove all but one stick of RAM in his computer

- Plug his monitor into "The Clapper". Clap every 30 mins or so.

im actually planning on getting back at my friend like this...

just print out a whole bunch of porn pics, and tape them to his car, picture facing outward.