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Nyck 05-22-2006 02:03 PM

Bad Santa
 
Pure Gold.

Billy Bob's best performance because he was just being himself.

I was Lawling like smorben when he was passed out in the bed and that fat kid was asking him if he wanted him to fix some sandwiches.

Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches?
Willie: I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

Willie: What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: Well I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.

Mr.Buttocks 05-22-2006 02:06 PM

Has Nyck's account been hacked?

TonyMontana 05-22-2006 02:19 PM

One of the few movies that made me go into a laughing frenzy at many points of the movie. Absolutely hilarious fucking movie. The boxing scene was pure gold.

Nyck 05-22-2006 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
One of the few movies that made me go into a laughing frenzy at many points of the movie. Absolutely hilarious fucking movie. The boxing scene was pure gold.

ahaha ya...I love the way the midget falls like a weeble wobble

http://youtube.com/watch?v=00X1Uq8BN6o& ... ad%20santa

TonyMontana 05-22-2006 02:29 PM

ROFL. still as funny as it is first time i saw it. !! rock:

Jin-Roh 05-22-2006 02:32 PM

like i said ... best movie [ever]. classic scene:

Hindustani Troublemaker: I am not gay!
Willie: What the hell, buddy.
Hindustani Troublemaker: Buddy? I said I am not gay!
Willie: Are you off your fucking meds or something?
Hindustani Troublemaker: Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as queer as a ten dollar bill.
Willie: Let me tell you something, motherfucker. My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam. So I want you to look at me. I want you to look at my face one last fucking time. This is the last thing your ever gonna see before I...
Hindustani Troublemaker: [grabs Willie and pins him against the car] Elf fucker! Motherfucker. Elf fucker! Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? Faggy Claus! Faggy...
Kid: Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker: Little boy, don't interfere. I am doing this for all of us.
Kid: Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker: [Willie pulls free. Hindustani Troublemaker turns to leave] Ass clown.

Judas 05-22-2006 02:49 PM

god i hate you people

Nyck 05-22-2006 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
god i hate you people

go ejaculate on your MAC

05-22-2006 03:12 PM

this movie is awesome.

Tripper 05-22-2006 03:17 PM

Bad Santa > Everything.

Simo Häyhä 05-22-2006 05:01 PM

the first movie in years that made my sides hurt from laughing.

Hawke 05-22-2006 05:30 PM

old

RaNgeR 05-22-2006 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke
old


gtboys34 05-22-2006 09:11 PM

what were the differences between the unrated version and the movie version? I rented the unrated version and assumed that maybe the cursing was the difference..

Nyck 05-22-2006 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
what were the differences between the unrated version and the movie version? I rented the unrated version and assumed that maybe the cursing was the difference..

Possibly a record for a Christmas film, the word "fuck" and its variations are used 147 times while "shit" appears 34 times amid a total of 243 "profanities".

The unrated version of the film furthers the record for the most profanities in a Christmas film, including 170 uses of "fuck", 74 uses of "shit", 31 uses of "ass", 10 uses of "bitch", and 1 use of "bastard", in variable forms.

Coleman 05-22-2006 09:14 PM

lol

gtboys34 05-22-2006 09:14 PM

thanks..

wintersforge 05-22-2006 09:16 PM

another bad nyck thread annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy:

Nyck 05-22-2006 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by wintersforge
another bad nyck thread annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy:

hey fuck off and watch your game cunty McPissflaps

Milla 05-22-2006 10:26 PM

Re: Bad Santa
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Pure Gold.

Billy Bob's best performance because he was just being himself.

I was Lawling like smorben when he was passed out in the bed and that fat kid was asking him if he wanted him to fix some sandwiches.

Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches?
Willie: I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

Willie: What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: Well I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.

welcome to 3 years ago

Madmartagen 05-22-2006 11:50 PM

never saw it but it looks funny.

Nyck 05-23-2006 06:12 AM

Re: Bad Santa
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Pure Gold.

Billy Bob's best performance because he was just being himself.

I was Lawling like smorben when he was passed out in the bed and that fat kid was asking him if he wanted him to fix some sandwiches.

Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches?
Willie: I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

Willie: What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: Well I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.

welcome to 3 years ago

welcome to my world of fucking you in the ass and mouth simultaniously if you don't shut it

seriously Ill shove my dong so far down your throat youll feel like you have to shit and go and sit on the can with my cock still crammed down your gullet, start squeezing and shit out the head of my cock.

CoMaToSe 05-23-2006 07:15 AM

Re: Bad Santa
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Pure Gold.

Billy Bob's best performance because he was just being himself.

I was Lawling like smorben when he was passed out in the bed and that fat kid was asking him if he wanted him to fix some sandwiches.

Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches?
Willie: I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

Willie: What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: Well I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.

welcome to 3 years ago

welcome to my world of fucking you in the ass and mouth simultaniously if you don't shut it

seriously Ill shove my dong so far down your throat youll feel like you have to shit and go and sit on the can with my cock still crammed down your gullet, start squeezing and shit out the head of my cock.

that sounds painful

Art Attack 05-23-2006 12:48 PM

I watched that clip like 15 times and kept laughing everytime that guy fell in the ring.

Himmler 05-23-2006 01:14 PM

Re: Bad Santa
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Pure Gold.

Billy Bob's best performance because he was just being himself.

I was Lawling like smorben when he was passed out in the bed and that fat kid was asking him if he wanted him to fix some sandwiches.

Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches?
Willie: I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

Willie: What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: Well I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.

welcome to 3 years ago

welcome to my world of fucking you in the ass and mouth simultaniously if you don't shut it

seriously Ill shove my dong so far down your throat youll feel like you have to shit and go and sit on the can with my cock still crammed down your gullet, start squeezing and shit out the head of my cock.

Nyck /quitlife and stop trying to be Tripper.

Blase 05-23-2006 01:16 PM

WHAT THE FUCK

/williamshatner

Nyck 05-23-2006 01:19 PM

Re: Bad Santa
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Pure Gold.

Billy Bob's best performance because he was just being himself.

I was Lawling like smorben when he was passed out in the bed and that fat kid was asking him if he wanted him to fix some sandwiches.

Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches?
Willie: I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

Willie: What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: Well I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.

welcome to 3 years ago

welcome to my world of fucking you in the ass and mouth simultaniously if you don't shut it

seriously Ill shove my dong so far down your throat youll feel like you have to shit and go and sit on the can with my cock still crammed down your gullet, start squeezing and shit out the head of my cock.

Nyck /quitlife and stop trying to be Tripper.

were you diagnosed with aids or herpes lately. get off my shit son

Himmler 05-23-2006 01:21 PM

ouch, that hurt. oOo: oOo: lol

Nyck 05-23-2006 01:24 PM

I flip shit to everyone milla is always crackin shit on me and I back to him.(wtf sentence structure)

There are maybe 3 people all time that I couldnt stand on here(swill, duffy and anita cock)

CoMaToSe 05-23-2006 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I flip shit to everyone milla is always crackin shit on me and I back to him.(wtf sentence structure)

There are maybe 3 people all time that I couldnt stand on here(swill, duffy and anita cock)

but they're all gone... And since when am I not on "Nyck's Coniption List"? eek:


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