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Nyck 06-02-2006 02:46 PM

1ST thing and last thing you jacked off to
 
Seems like trip used to jack off to 3 tittied martian prostitues

mine
First
Sears Catalog Lingerie Section rock:

Last:
Krystal Steal Porn

Bucknub 06-02-2006 02:49 PM

first :

hmm maybe fantasizing about britney spears back in the day when she was hot

Last:

Peter North, Kendra Allen & Keri Sable (First Offense 5).mpg


edit:

[img]http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/1034/peternorth3ht.jpg[/img]

snipes 06-02-2006 02:50 PM

ROFLLLLLLL

Probably the same.. Either those Wal-Mart catalogs or my sisters Seventeen magazines oOo: oOo:

Nyck 06-02-2006 02:50 PM

DID SOMEBODY SAY PETER NORTH.

(PM PLZ) LOL

btw I think it was a full movie called Krystal Therapy that I saw

Coleman 06-02-2006 02:51 PM

oh boy. we've sunk to a new low here at gf1.com happy:

Tripper 06-02-2006 02:51 PM

first: Whatever was on tv at the time of erection....

last: Bunch of 10 sec vids from dansmovies.com etc

beer:

Nyck 06-02-2006 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
oh boy. we've sunk to a new low here at gf1.com happy:

coleman last thing:

[img]http://www.military-girls.com/images/freedom_fighter/arabian_girl1.jpg[/img]

Simo Häyhä 06-02-2006 02:52 PM

im jjjjjaaccking offff nowwww!!11

Bullitt 06-02-2006 02:55 PM

homos cool: eek:

wintersforge 06-02-2006 02:59 PM

1st:
some skin mag

last:
my wife

Judas 06-02-2006 03:02 PM

1st : imagination.

last :
[img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/set544-21-lg.jpg[/img]

Nyck 06-02-2006 03:05 PM

chick = hawt pm pass plz biggrin:

Cool Fool 06-02-2006 03:08 PM

i bet u judas's post is gonna start a PM pyramid

wintersforge 06-02-2006 03:09 PM

im still waiting on pr0n passes cuss: loney: spank: ban:

Unknown_Sniper 06-02-2006 03:17 PM

first - I remember.
last - dont remember

Tystnad 06-02-2006 03:22 PM

First - Not sure

Last - Random moviesite found in the allmighty pornthread at 92b.

Nyck 06-02-2006 03:31 PM

Just went to type this to Zoner and sent it to my FUCKING BOSS

west: remember when you were in jr high 14-15 and people would say NO WAY I DONT JACK OFF THATS GAY !!

(my boss is gay btw)

his response was ??

I then made up an excuse about copy and pasting a friends convo message

his response :HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

my god..lol

Sirus 06-02-2006 03:35 PM

First - prob like buck which was spears when she was hot

Last - [img]http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/5459/julia0729ty.jpg[/img]

vid of chick in yellow

Judas 06-02-2006 03:39 PM

i avoid all porn featuring peter north.

Milla 06-02-2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
i avoid all porn featuring peter north.


lawl!


I like Krystal Steal

strvs 06-02-2006 03:47 PM

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll awlllllllllllll

RaNgeR 06-02-2006 04:33 PM

sirus, pm please ed:

oxpass.com was the last for me

CoMaToSe 06-02-2006 04:58 PM

first: some erotic stories book. it was waterproofed. pwn.

Last: some random video from flurl.com

06-02-2006 05:43 PM

first: I found some old FOX Magazines in my garage...

last: Corbin Fisher (or some twinks, cant remember)

anti 06-02-2006 05:57 PM

first: who the fuck knows

last: [img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/189513003844163a8cc9de3.jpg[/img]

Eight Ace 06-02-2006 05:58 PM

first: Bible Adventure story book


last: Illustrated Koran

gtboys34 06-02-2006 06:08 PM

WTF!? Dont you losers have girlfriends that weigh more than 4 ounces!? annoy:

Milla 06-02-2006 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
WTF!? Dont you losers have girlfriends that weigh more than 4 ounces!? annoy:

4 ounces? eek:

Tripper 06-02-2006 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
WTF!? Dont you losers have girlfriends that weigh more than 4 ounces!? annoy:

4 ounces? eek:

Yeah, wtf?

...and having a girlfriend doesn't mean you stop jacking off. Just means you jack off when you can't get sex.

Unknown_Sniper 06-02-2006 07:30 PM

exactly. I have a girlfriend and we do have sex, but when were apart I jack off to stay in practice.

gtboys34 06-02-2006 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
WTF!? Dont you losers have girlfriends that weigh more than 4 ounces!? annoy:

4 ounces? eek:

blowup dolls.

Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)

snipes 06-02-2006 07:41 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":18a21]exactly. I have a girlfriend and we do have sex, but when were apart I jack off to stay in practice.[/quote:18a21] oOo:

...Is your "girlfriend" another guy?
just kidding manggg

gtboys34 06-02-2006 07:44 PM

another inquiry.. Nyck, does your girl (wife) approve you of beating off to other chicks? or does she even know that you do?

Unknown_Sniper 06-02-2006 07:46 PM

no my gf is not another guy eek: There is a pic of here in the photo album thread I think.

06-02-2006 07:52 PM

[quote=snipes]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":e3234
exactly. I have a girlfriend and we do have sex, but when were apart I jack off to stay in practice.

oOo:

...Is your "girlfriend" another guy?
just kidding manggg[/quote:e3234]

I wish I was his boyfriend.

Michael 06-02-2006 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
another inquiry.. Nyck, does your girl (wife) approve you of beating off to other chicks? or does she even know that you do?

As if any married man needs permission to beat off. oOo: Any man in general needs no permission. Maybe you do. rolleyes:

Proteus 06-02-2006 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
another inquiry.. Nyck, does your girl (wife) approve you of beating off to other chicks? or does she even know that you do?

As if any married man needs permission to beat off. oOo: Any man in general needs no permission. Maybe you do. rolleyes:

He didn't say does he have permission from her, he just asked if she approved. As in, she's not going to stop him but does she give a shit.

Nyck 06-02-2006 08:34 PM

Don't really care fuck sometimes a nia wants to pop his wadd then sleeping: Fuck all the extra work

Tripper 06-02-2006 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)

Spoken like someone who has never had a long-term g/f.

gtboys34 06-02-2006 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)

Spoken like someone who has never had a long-term g/f.

dude whateva..... r u serious?


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