Ikea
 

Yea so apparently people blow their fucking wadd hardcore on this store.

they are opening a new one 10 minutes from me in Canton Michigan. It officially opens Wed Jun 7th, yet they have people right now on monday as I type this camped out in front of it waiting in line for it to open.

When it does open they have people in the parking lot directing traffic and where to park. They also have a shuttle service so you can park offsite and shuttle over. They built an exit ramp lane off the highway that goes directly into the ikea parking lot ffs


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Yea I get they have good stuff real cheap but seriously wait a fucking month or so, that same shit is still gonna be there.

http://vh10624.moc.gbahn.net/apps/pbcs. ... 10383/1350

That intersection that its on is already totally fucked during traffic rush hour. this will make it 10783638753 x worse.

The office depot I worked as a manager at is now a abc warehouse right next door to it. We were closed because they said that location didnt draw enough customers. oOo:

Theyre building one not too far from me as well, was gonna order a "jerker" desk from them then discovered they don't sell online just direct from their store. oOo:

Im going to check it out. Maybe next weekend when I go to my mother-in-laws house (she is in Northville) I didnt know they made a new exit on 275. you move away for a couple of years and see what happens


BTW are they making an exit on 5 mile? I was at Sheehans on the Green last week and it looked like they were putting in an onramp

meh, all of the furniture there reminds me of hospital furniture.

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Oh NOES! Everyone PANIC!

ikea furniture blows

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WTF Ikea is just now making its way to Michigan?

theres only 27 in the entire country right now

lol i never want to step foot in ikea ever again...the place is ALWAYS jammed with crazy fucking people....and the way they do shit in there is retardo

the man speaks the truth.

But they do have good stuff for dorm room life.

thats half the fun, I love people watching. It makes me feel better about my own life!!!

I like their stuff. And to say it all looks like "hospital funiture" is retarded, they have TONS of lines. From really cheap to pretty expensive solid wood stuff in many styles. We got one next to the mall of america a few years ago, its ~15 minutes from me.

ikea is pretty cool, they have alot of variety and ideas and the prices are decent. i just hate how people have to show up with their kids, extended family and co-workers like its an amusement park annoy:

The only thing i enjoy about ikea is the food court thing wen u checkout they have the cheapest food posisible and always so delicious!

[quote="Jonsey_":6fd3b]The only thing i enjoy about ikea is the food court thing wen u checkout they have the cheapest food posisible and always so delicious![/quote:6fd3b]Cinnamon buns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote=Coleman]Cinnamon buns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote:47a88]
Exactly what could be better than cinnamon buns hot dogs and some delicious fountain pop! rock:

people are crazy

shopping is so boring.

btw here are some images of recent ikea openings

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people are fucked

WTF are they waiting in line for? Do they want to be the first person to get to the plastic silverware?

look at them, like little ants annoy:

1st 100 people in line at this new store by me get one of these free

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retail value $79-$99

then the 1st 1000 people get like coupons

1st 500 kids 12-under get free heart shaped seat coushin(GG using kids for free shit days)

I was reppin in Canton on Saturday and saw that monstrosity... fucking ridiculous. Ford Rd. is already fucked around there. Now nobody will be able to get fscking anywhere. Thank jebus I live in ze city.

Now I remember when a New Home Depot was opened up 20 minutes from my house, it was the talk of the town for a long time but no one fucking camped out front to buy a chair. Those people need a kick to the nuts and a life. If htey don't have nuts, then a punch to the ovaries may be used.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":568a5]Now I remember when a New Home Depot was opened up 20 minutes from my house, it was the talk of the town for a long time but no one fucking camped out front to buy a chair. Those people need a kick to the nuts and a life. If htey don't have nuts, then a punch to the ovaries may be used.[/quote:568a5]
but what if they are eunuchs? ed:

hmm never been to an ikea. in fact i havent been too many retail stores cause im in fucking alaska...at least its expanding

I had an abortion at an Ikea once.

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Some people just need to die.