Hes Back
 

And by he, I really mean me. I know you all died inside a little last week when I wasnt posting here. Ive been in Ibiza, being a sexy bitch. Although Im not a big clubber, I still had some fun. If you ever go, there are two sets of clubs you'll want to go to: "Pacha/El Divino" and "Space/Privilege". Space and El Divino suck, so pick Pacha and Privilege. You cant go wrong with the exquisite P's ("Her C's, her U's, and her T's? Why that?")

Anyway, I may post pics soon when I get some bock to do it. I am black now, I tan easily and the Ibizan sun hath done me good. Skin Cancer, here I come!! rock: oOo:

Did you get laid? Not getting laid in Ibiza is like not getting drunk in Newfoundland.

happy:

I actually wasnt looking to. I got head, tho.

Attaboy. What was his name?

ROFL.

She was finnish. I dont remember. But I am amazed how attractive gay guys seem to find me. Off all my friends, I am the only one who they hit on. God help me.

Finnish, eh? Sweeeeeet. Pics?

9. I brought my advantix, but it was too much hassle to get it out of my lockerthing on the other side of the hotel. Some of my less lazy friends had digi's, I may get some from them.

How do you say "Tastes like a sweaty viena sausage" in finnish?

I call bullshit

I dunno about Finnish, but in Dutch it's: "Smaken zoals een zwetend Weens worstje"

haw haw
Babelfish... rolleyes:

In addition to the many girls from the Niagra Falls area, we now have a Finnish chick. beer:

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[quote="Bean 2":040a7]I call bullshit[/quote:040a7]

ya, smells like bullshit in here, Coma. Especially after last years picture of "you" having your hand on some girl, while your face is no where to be found.

LOL - it's obviously bullshit. Just let him have his lies and let him wallow in the fact that even a trip to Ibiza, the horniest place on earth, could not get his earnest in an orrifice of any sort.

Maybe when you grow up, Coma, maybe one day. freak:

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[quote="Bean 2":471ff]I call bullshit[/quote:471ff]

LOL @ "not looking to get laid"

What kind of male are you, Coma?

i dont know whats worse... lying . . . or telling the truth... eek:

1) I dont want AIDS

2) I can admit that I am a virgin, and dont want my first time to be with some random whore I met in a club while she was singing about balls or somesuch.

[quote="Jin-Roh":4e35c]i dont know whats worse... lying . . . or telling the truth... eek:[/quote:4e35c] eek:

[quote=Himmler] eek:[/quote:19761]
eek: oOo:

bullshits for coma lolololol

ibiza i heard is not half as good as it used to be, still must be fun tho?

Suntanned penis?

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":0ae07]Suntanned penis?[/quote:0ae07]its to small for even the sun to shine on it

[quote=Himmler]its to small for even the sun to shine on it[/quote:97f97] Did your dad get some sun when he went to the dealership to pick out your ride?

lmao

zoner you need to take a trip to toronto for saturday night...come out for my birthday...ill score you some 19+ chicks

did u cum in her mouth coma?

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[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":dfd3f][quote=Himmler]its to small for even the sun to shine on it[/quote:dfd3f] Did your dad get some sun when he went to the dealership to pick out your ride?[/quote:dfd3f]its cold here in december

coma has never felt the joy of a womans (or gerv's) mouth on his throbbing member

i believe him...



how'd it taste?...

Maybe one of your friends put an "I eat dick" sign on you. Either that or you were sending signals..

dude, i think you are repulsive and I dont find you attractive at all, so dont pull the bullshit "fags love me" card, cuz it just aint true.

as do i, you repulse me coma, ohhh u repulse

you're such a girl... its best to lose it on a one night stand. That way, if you are terrible, you wont have to face that girl ever again. Get some practice in before you find a girl who you might want to keep. (but of course you're a "virgin" when you finally do meet her)

PS I also call bullshit on getting head, that is something that if actually happened, you wouldnt be bragging about it here.. its an obvious attempt at looking cool on the internet