4th of July - what did you fags do?
 

No-one made a thread, so here it is.

Go!

drove home from 7pm till 1 am from Pennslyvania

fucked myself.

worked.

but on canada day i went on a pub crawl which was completly awesome.

so happy canada day and independence day.

Went to the girlfriend's and launched someillegalfireworks. Was fun.

[quote="Short Hand":e27eb]fucked myself.[/quote:e27eb]


Oh baby! ed:

Is that a metaphor?

IS THERE A 4TH OF JULY IN ENGLAND???????

[quote="Doctor Duffy":80ac4]IS THERE A 4TH OF JULY IN ENGLAND???????[/quote:80ac4]

when we invade yes oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: happy:

[quote="Doctor Duffy":5c89e]IS THERE A 4TH OF JULY IN ENGLAND???????[/quote:5c89e]

of course there is you dumb shit, 31 days in july, but shit lets miss out number 4 oOo:

[quote=Poseidon]of course there is you dumb shit, 31 days in july, but shit lets miss out number 4 oOo:[/quote:95374]

I was being sarcastic

Load of shit.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":16204]Is that a metaphor?[/quote:16204]

I wish, her parents are like, "OMFGMFNRGrfw3425 U2 CANN0T BE ALNE!!111"

So, no, that was not a metaphor.

you have to hit puberty first anyway.

You're the one to talk about passing puberty... 643 year old.

yes, i am exactly 643 years old.

Oh my GOD that would make me 2472 years old, and I don't feel a day over 1500.


I got up, fixxed breakfast,, did the laundry, and got ready to go to work. I worked my shift at the plant, then I went to my sister Beths house to party. Doug had smoked a bunch of meat so I had ribs and brisket, drank a lot of beer and lounged in the hot tub with some 20 something hotties. A great time was had by all except that one guy who kept passing out and falling down. His girlfriend was in the hot tub and every time he'd fall down she'd lay across me to lean over the edge to badmouth him.




rock: beer: dance:

Johnj is living the American Dream, folks. Bask in his bearded awesomeness.

rock:

I woke up with a hangover, went to the inlaws house got on top of thier 2 story roof and cleaned out thier gutters. It was sunny 86 degrees and humind as hell. Then to the basement to fix thier dehuminifier. Then home to the couch

Stackem is living the American Dream, folks. Bask in his...wait, that sucked, dude!

went to some shitty party, left that party and went to Rita's Italian Ice and got a shitload of stuff for free (My brother's gf is a manager there and was on her shift rock: ).

un fuckin believable. okay so I come home yesterday from Downtown, i was at the Taste of Chicago with a couple of friends. I climb into bed, tired, then i hear some kids yell "omg call 911", im like "oh god some retard blew off his finger"...then i hear the doorbell so I go outside, and it turns out that a firecracker hit my dad's van, went inside the grill, and set the whole engine on fire. Lucky for us, the kids were driving by with their mom and saw the fire and called 911. Fire was put out, but now my dad has no van. Fucking sucks.

lol










oOo:

Let Freedom Ring...

yeah, lets celebrate our freedom by blowing shit up. fuckin, and M-80's are now legal in Illinois, so I kept hearing those fuckers all the way till like 3 am.

You should move to Lithuania.

I went to the beach, dug a giant hole with my friends, then we all sat in the hole as we watched the 300 some people all individually setting off fireworks.

I secretly felt like I was in a foxhole.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ec47d]
You should move to Lithuania.[/quote:ec47d]

then the van would have been stripped of its interior and then set ablaze. and someone would jerk off on it.

That struck me funny. biggrin:

Watch out for trenchfoot.

lol

I went to a friends house, watched germany lose and had some shisha, demonstrated my ability to one handedly remove a bra. It was non sexual, dont even start.

I cant believe America doesn't appreciate the gesture Kim Jong Il made yesterday, he was obviously just helping celebrate by launching some fireworks. annoy:

got into a big fight with family the night before, so we didnt do shit together yesterday. i went out with friends and we watched movies and drove around to different burger joints for food. it turned out to be just like any sat/sun for me.

Do you wear women's clothing now, porky?

[quote="Doctor Duffy":0c552]Do you wear women's clothing now, porky?[/quote:0c552]
........
wow

I wasnt very funny, but all I was trying to say is that you're full of bullshit.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d2ea1]I wasnt very funny, but all I was trying to say is that you're full of bullshit.[/quote:d2ea1]
no, its the sort of things you do when with FRIENDS. I understand you lack of familiarity with the concept, but please stop trying to be nyck and tripp. You'll just embarrass yourself. Fail.

Oh man, me and Kim Jong (he likes it when I call him Spanky) partied it up. Tossed back a few beers, and relaxed and watched the terror... Me and spanky go way back.

[quote=CoMaToSe]no, its the sort of things you do when with FRIENDS. I understand you lack of familiarity with the concept, but please stop trying to be nyck and tripp. You'll just embarrass yourself. Fail.[/quote:7926a]

You're fat, I can't believe you even have any.

loL @ womens cloth.

duffy hits a new low.

Maaaaan, some of you fuckers are close to being banned. So tantalizingly close...