Gangs
 

I'm pretty sure I'm going to be dead in the next month. These gang members came to my house and accused me of shooting there cars with some kind of weapon I informed the police but I know they won't do anything to help.

anything i can do?

If it was the bloods, wear blue so they think you're in the crips. If it's the crips that knocked on your door, wear some red so they think you're in the bloods.

On second thought, this will probably get you killed even quicker. Good luck.

lol i was searching about gangs and i LOL'd when I saw one of those automatic google ads:

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invest in bullet proof windows, titanium locks, and a big fortress wall surrounding your house...

..a moat wouldnt hurt as well

get a pope-mobile.

lol, 'gangstas'....what a bunch of horse pissed pile of dogshit

you might want to consider taking ur own life, it will at least be
more humane than what the gang will do to you....either way, R.I.P.

go to the Witness Protection Program.

Either way he's dead ed:

im fucked

LOL

Strap up nigga, dem niggas roll up yo porch shake yo tailfeathas and liquidate dey redgaurd asses.

Put a gun, a sword and a baseball bat by the front door. Create a spear, by duct taping a knife to the end of a long pole and poke the fuckers from the safey of your house.

Also put the local cops on speed dial.

tell me where you live, ill come with my katana and ninja gear.

thanx

Bang some long rusty nails throught the end of the bat to...

Mr.Buttocks is an undercover Crip.

youre going to die.

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they aint gonna do anything. If they were, you'd be critically injured or dead right now. But i'd suggest pumpin some iron and working on your agility just in case something goes down.

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thanx i dont think there going to do anything anymore either

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why is that?

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it's just the calm before the storm....ur fucken dead meat for sure.

take this time to tie up any loose ends, and let ur family know you loved them.

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[quote="Eight Ace":e1c9b]it's just the calm before the storm....ur fucken dead meat for sure.

take this time to tie up any loose ends, and let ur family know you loved them.[/quote:e1c9b]lmao

Just do what i would do. Take them out before they take you out. Knock 'em off one at a time ninja style.

LOL!

or just install a cardboard milla on your front porch...

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[quote="Eight Ace":ab16c]it's just the calm before the storm....ur fucken dead meat for sure.

take this time to tie up any loose ends, and let ur family know you loved them.[/quote:ab16c]LOL, your crazy man

i just bought nuclear weapons i feel safe

Take out some loans u could never pay back and go on a coke and hooker binge until the last moments of your life. good luck my friend.

Can i send some .303 British rounds downrange at them?

Have a humane, civlized discussion about what happened, and explain your innocence. use disarming, self-deprecating humor. Be very physically self contained.

Either that, or dualing pistols at dawn.

Or offer to suck some cock.

Good luck

I bet you know all about that...

make them a macaroni picture; and a friendship bracelet.

If they come back, shoot them with some kind of weapon,

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":716b7]If they come back, shoot them with some kind of weapon,[/quote:716b7]


You are a Genuis!!!! now...what can we do about the so call duffy problem?

[quote=yves]
You are a Genuis!!!! now...what can we do about the so call duffy problem?[/quote:3e138]
email the picture of his erect penis to his parents and every women he tries to get involved with for the next 5 years?

French toast.

first of all...if you have "gangstas" roaming around your neighborhood....it might be time to move. secondly, you should get pictures of these guys and find out what there names are and turn them into the cops as gang members who are harassing your neighborhood. then maybe the cops will start harassing them more, and chances are thse guys are idiots and will probably get busted for posession or something.

haha, that made my day

[quote=yves]
You are a Genuis!!!! now...what can we do about the so call duffy problem?[/quote:45a79]

already taken care of.