What did you dream about last night?
 

I was on an aircraft for some reason. I have no idea where I was going, but I remember the plane taxiing onto, and taking-off from, a ploughed field. Then I was at some kind of airshow, and a fighter of some kind crashed behind a big building, and a piece of the debris flew hundreds of feet into the air and then landed on me. I woke up at this pont.

nothing becuz i havent gone to sleep yet...

money loney:

Nothing.

mr. buttocks ed:

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wtf someone cut the whole movie up into sections..lol

last night i dreamed that they were turning all the office space in my work into storage, and i wasn't very happy with that.

night before there was this chick giving out free bj's in rexall place in edmonton in the way high up corners, but we got caught on tv and they were all upset at how they were going to have to edit it out and all. then they made us take the shit buckets out like they did in 'nam.

I dreamed that i was working with that guy who is friends with Dennis Leary, the fat one who used to do crack or something, and he punched my brother and so I punched him back and i got fired from my job for it.

night before last i dreamt i was having sex with the apt manager in the leasing office. Two women were taking pictures of us and i ran home... oOo:

12th part is the best but its not there loney:

a was fucking an asian chick oOo: weird

I was teasing Mr.Buttocks while he was playing on the monkey bars.

i dont remember.

Re: What did you dream about last night?
 

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I somehow remember being recruited to the marines.By a black man in a navy uniform as i sat in his living room watching Dora the Explorer..

not kidding

what were you on last night

I dreamt nothing last nite but a few nights ago i had a dream where i went to the movies to see some weird movie with tom hanks and he was also there as well which was weird because it was at my local cinema then afterwards we went to this weird posh party and the hostess didnt want us there so she called us a cab calmdown:

the last part made me laugh

SHE CALLED YOU A CAB? If I was ever called a cab, I would slap that bitch.

my teeth disentegrating in my mouth

teeth problems = sexual problems.

BF2...all fucking night. It was like I had a 7hr long continuous dream of getting lit up like a fat blunt in BF2.

I suck at that game.

I made a watchable H2G2 movie.

i had vivid shower sex dreams last night about a girl i use to fuk with.

i have video game themed dreams all the fuking time.

i don't think i dreamed last night.

but you make it easy for the rest of us the get points, so you are doing a service!!!

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but you make it easy for the rest of us the get points, so you are doing a service!!![/quote:5189b]
like a prostitute!!!

IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X~O



X~O

this is so fucked, but...

Basically, gay sex with Kevin Kline. I woke up while he was giving me fellatio. It was the best imagined blowjob of my life.

what the fuck would make you post this. seriously. did you think people would be like LOL THATS FUCKING FUNNY.

no everything now things that however impossible it seemed, you are a bigger flamming anal dwelling, shot in the mouth taking fagbot than ever before

LOL THATS FUCKING FUNNY

What the fuck is with you and that word?

"Muddafucka gave me some good ass head."

End of sentence... fuckin'... fellatio... annoy:

I can't even begin to describe my dreams if I go to bed baked.

some things are better left unsaid, coma

"blowing kevin kline"

Mine was about I had a real firearm but when I fired it, its stopping power was equilvalent to an airsoft gun..so heres how it went I was at mcdonalds and the janitor there attacked me with a toothbrush so i shot her but it didnt do shit then i woke up

I had a dream recently in which I was fighting terrorists and trying to keep them from destroying Washington DC. Eventually, I snuck up on a few of them and snapped their necks, stole their bazooka and shot a Honda Civic with it...Then the passengers of the Civic got out and we had a party.