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Coleman 07-11-2006 09:45 AM

I am on shrooms
 
i just got back from the eye doctor's and I had to dialate my eyes. It's the first time they ever did it to me and I must say it is weird. They put in numbing drops first. Those things make your eyeballs feel sticky as shit. Then he put in the dialating drops which took 10 mins to work. I had such a hard time driving home with the bright light even though he gave me a little sunglass insert to put over my glasses.

edit: I soooooooo wanna get a hold of these drops so I can use them for pranks. That'd be some awesome lol rock:

Any of you fucks ever get this done? Has anyone done Lasek or has considered getting it done? I'd love to get Lasek once I'm eligable in a few years.

Arch 07-11-2006 09:53 AM

My mother had that done, however i drove her home, cause mang, she literally was blinded by the light, dangerous man




+1 if you prank someone rock:

Nyck 07-11-2006 10:00 AM

Yes I have when I went to eye dr apts

Sgt. Paine 07-11-2006 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Arch
blinded by the light

revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.

yea that sounds crazy/scary coleman.

descry 07-11-2006 11:04 AM

http://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/

Simo Häyhä 07-11-2006 11:36 AM

my mom had lasik surgery. the results weren't as advertised

Coleman 07-11-2006 11:44 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":e3292]my mom had lasik surgery. the results weren't as advertised[/quote:e3292]She still needs a prescription to see 20/20?

TonyMontana 07-11-2006 11:46 AM

yeah everytime i had to goto the opthalmologist after my accident they had to dilate my pupils. it was so damn annoying lol. bright as fuk.

CoMaToSe 07-11-2006 11:51 AM

I remember when I had to get my eyes dilated. the doctor gave me granny goggles and told me Id go blind if I took it off. DONT SCRATCH!!!

Also, what did duncey do to get bandizzled?

Mr.Buttocks 07-11-2006 12:05 PM

Moleman's crazy adventures!!!!!!!!!!

Coleman 07-11-2006 12:08 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":a8a37]Moleman's crazy adventures!!!!!!!!!![/quote:a8a37]I'm so daring. I should have my own reality show with David Hasselhoff and Paul Ruebens!

Pyro 07-11-2006 02:01 PM

all i know is i got eye drops to test for glucoma because my mother had it...so they think i may get it...

you should try shrooms...only illegal drug ive ever done besides pot...and there is no reason to try anything else...shrooms are good enough for a hard drug.

07-11-2006 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
all i know is i got eye drops to test for glucoma because my mother had it...so they think i may get it...

you should try shrooms...only illegal drug ive ever done besides pot...and there is no reason to try anything else...shrooms are good enough for a hard drug.


no

lasagna 07-11-2006 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
all i know is i got eye drops to test for glucoma because my mother had it...so they think i may get it...

woah dude trippy....legal weed teehee

Zoner 07-11-2006 03:21 PM

Seeing as though you're not supposed to drive after having those drops in your eyes, I wouldn't prank anyone with them. They could get in the car and take off, being none the wiser, and get fucked up hardcore.

Coleman 07-11-2006 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Seeing as though you're not supposed to drive after having those drops in your eyes, I wouldn't prank anyone with them. They could get in the car and take off, being none the wiser, and get fucked up hardcore.

I doubt I'd be able to get any of them. Plus, I was thinking more along the lines of doing it to someone while at school. Hardly any freshmen or sophs have enough credits to buy a parking space.

Nyck 07-11-2006 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Seeing as though you're not supposed to drive after having those drops in your eyes, I wouldn't prank anyone with them. They could get in the car and take off, being none the wiser, and get fucked up hardcore.


LOLZ EXTREME JACKASS

Zoner 07-11-2006 03:24 PM

AH.

Then go for it. After doing it, walk up to a policeman or campus security and say "Excuse me, sir. I believe that boy is using illegal drugs. Look at his eyes."

Simo Häyhä 07-11-2006 03:24 PM

[quote=Coleman]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":6d2e6
my mom had lasik surgery. the results weren't as advertised

She still needs a prescription to see 20/20?[/quote:6d2e6]
Still needs glasses to see really fine detail. Some things are still blurry to her but it has improved her eyesight to a degree

NexusRevived 07-11-2006 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
you should try shrooms...only illegal drug ive ever done besides pot...and there is no reason to try anything else...shrooms are good enough for a hard drug.

Im going camping next month and were going to try to get some shrooms, ive always wanted to have a shroom trip. read some of these stories people wrote about their trip, fucking crazy

http://www.shroomery.org/index.php/par/11

Chronic Diarrhea 07-11-2006 06:47 PM

I had my eyes dilated once. Tried sex that night and stuck it in the wrong hole. wallbash:

Jin-Roh 07-11-2006 10:29 PM

I had that shit done. I was driving with my eyes hella fucked up. An hour later one pupil went back to normal. . . the other was still dilated the size of a dime for a few days. Oh the fun with unequally sized pupils

07-11-2006 10:37 PM

i think i posted when my blood vessels ruptured in my eyes and i had super bloodshot eyes for a few days. looked like i was stoned 24/7.

Jin-Roh 07-11-2006 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez
i think i posted when my blood vessels ruptured in my eyes and i had super bloodshot eyes for a few days. looked like i was stoned 24/7.

that will happen to me once in a while and it feels like i have shit in my eyes.. i cant stand it when something feels like isin my eye.. so im always messing with em when i do.. which is why i have fewer than normal [bottom] eye lashes stupid:


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