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Coleman 07-19-2006 03:26 PM

Hell
 
What would be your personal hell?

For me, it'd be stuck in an Oprah taping on a show about feminism with all of those middle-aged women screaming, flapping their arms, and jumping up and down for Oprah.

ninty 07-19-2006 03:36 PM

gf1.com offtopic

kidding, i love you gf1

maybe something to do with cnn. my mom watches it constantly and i just hate it. i cannot stand that channel, so maybe if i had to watch that crap for the rest of my life, that would be my hell...while buttocks was poking me with a red hot skewer and a trap door above my head with fecal matter ready to fall on me if buttocks says so.

Nyck 07-19-2006 03:38 PM

lemonparty interpretation featuring coma, duffy, swill and anita head Pirate Tard guy

Bean 2 07-19-2006 03:44 PM

Having to deal with the people i face at work or being anally raped with a searing spiked dildo.

CoMaToSe 07-19-2006 03:50 PM

one night in the west household

Stammer 07-19-2006 03:55 PM

Being forced to watch Larry the Not Funny Cable Guy say "GIT R DUN" for eternity.

gtboys34 07-19-2006 04:18 PM

i love oprah

working at a pissy job everyday for eternity.

strvs 07-19-2006 04:21 PM

country music at extremely loud volumes for all eternity

Arch 07-19-2006 04:24 PM

to be buried alive for all eternity never being able to die.

Simo Häyhä 07-19-2006 04:26 PM

stuck in a country full of Lebs

Bucknub 07-19-2006 04:29 PM

Dealing with cusomters who dont speak english at all 24/7

gtboys34 07-19-2006 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub
Dealing with cusomters who dont speak english at all 24/7

if you heard them speaking 24/7, you'll eventually pick up on it biggrin:

"hey abu, i heard that shit man". Get yo bin laden lookin ass out my damn store, motha (beep)

Bucknub 07-19-2006 04:44 PM

well, what I meant was, dealing with that shit 24/7

Sgt. Paine 07-19-2006 04:55 PM

Kicked in the balls 24/7


Babies crying (any length of time)


Probly the same thing w/ oprah and the feminism show.

gtboys34 07-19-2006 04:57 PM

lol, what if one of em called you bucknub?

Bucknub 07-19-2006 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
lol, what if one of em called you bucknub?

I would do this [img]http://groundforce1.com/staffs/buckweed/shifty.gif[/img]

Jin-Roh 07-19-2006 07:07 PM

playing as a bf42 engineer and getting lag spikes while tryin to kill the same fucktard for hours and hours

CoMaToSe 07-19-2006 07:09 PM

duck taped between two matresses for any length of time

Jin-Roh 07-19-2006 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
duck taped between two matresses for any length of time

lol duck

Whatada 07-19-2006 08:05 PM

Spending an eternity trying to tell Pyro that he's wrong. oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-19-2006 08:50 PM

Having no internet forever ed:

gtboys34 07-19-2006 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
duck taped between two matresses for any length of time

core=corps duck= duct

Da_Bian 07-19-2006 09:10 PM

living where i am now wallbash:

Arch 07-19-2006 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
duck taped between two matresses for any length of time

core=corps duck= duct

use em GED skillz homez happy:

Nyck 07-19-2006 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
duck taped between two matresses for any length of time

core=corps duck= duct

use em GED skillz homez happy:

ROFL

gtboys34 07-19-2006 09:19 PM

haha +1

07-19-2006 10:27 PM

hrm...my eternal hell would probably be the feminist thing that coleman said.

Stammer 07-19-2006 10:31 PM

Being forced to download porn via 56k.

Coleman 07-19-2006 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Being forced to download porn via 56k.

lmao, good laugh

Tripper 07-19-2006 11:40 PM

That's what you people deem as hellish?

I would expect more like watching your entire family and close friends, girlfriends/wives etc being violently raped in front of you while you are slit thousands of times all over your naked boiling hot/freezing cold body by rusty knives.
All the while listening to whitney houston trying to belt out "I'll always love you" after 14 weeks of straight crack smoking....247 times in a row.

gtboys34 07-19-2006 11:50 PM

the hell...

umm, tripper, you like g-unit?

Tripper 07-20-2006 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
the hell...

umm, tripper, you like g-unit?

lol...fuck no. They would appear in my version of hell most probably.

KTOG 07-20-2006 12:38 AM

heaven

Sgt>Stackem 07-20-2006 06:29 AM

Ive been to Hell many times, good hunting and a couple of bars. Nice offroading trails too

CoMaToSe 07-20-2006 06:47 AM

I hear its pretty hot there.

Mr.Buttocks 07-20-2006 06:53 AM

Being trapped in a room with geRV and millions of PC magazines.

Sgt>Stackem 07-20-2006 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
I hear its pretty hot there.

not really go to weather.com and search for Hell, Michigan

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 07-20-2006 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
duck taped between two matresses for any length of time

core=corps duck= duct

[img]http://www.needlesports.com/acatalog/ducktape.JPG[/img]

happy:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-20-2006 02:37 PM

[quote="Da_Bian":421ae]living where i am now wallbash:[/quote:421ae]

[img]http://tweekmonster.net/sa/emots/images/emot-emo.gif[/img]

CoMaToSe 07-20-2006 03:03 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d274a][quote="Da_Bian":d274a]living where i am now wallbash:[/quote:d274a]

[img]http://tweekmonster.net/sa/emots/images/emot-emo.gif[/img][/quote:d274a]
[img]http://myspace-137.vo.llnwd.net/00816/73/14/816334137_l.jpg[/img]


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