Have you ever needed to call the emergency services?
 

TELL US YOUR STORY.

my brother did when i was like 5. i ate a bottle of flintstone vitamins.

got rushed to teh hospital and got my stomach pumped.


ah the memories.

I once got accidentally stabbed in the foot with a paint scraper. Almot lost 3 toes that day. It was fucked up, hit and went in right beneath the toes where they meet the foot. Big blood spot on the wall where it shot out.

That was no accident, they were going for your neck

she was holding it out. I wasnt lookng and swung my foot into it.

ummmmm... i didn't NEED to.. but i did because i was like 5 years old and didn't know any better...

[quote="Jin-Roh":8e06a]ummmmm... i didn't NEED to.. but i did because i was like 5 years old and didn't know any better...[/quote:8e06a]
I detect an amusing childhood anecdote...

The element in our stove broke somehow and was shooting sparks out

my mother called 911 and a fucking Fire truck came down our street blaring their sirens


the rest of my family all had a good laugh that day and will never let my mom forget what she did. lol dumb woman

speaking of fires, we( stepbrothers, bro) once burned down our neighbors shack. We were trying to reach these pet dogs that we had "raised" that were stuck underneath some old branches and leaf's. Well someone just happened to have some styrofoam (you know the kind that comes in those roses at the grocery store). anyways, one of them lit the thing to try to get the pups to come out from the other side of the shack but umm, all the leafs caught fire. Nuff said, hard to say what happened next hake:

ONLY IN THE GHETTO!

When i was about 8 or so, my nose was bleeding during church (it was a mass that we went over to during the day since I was at a catholic school). I went back over to the school to try to stop it bleeding, but it didn't want to stop. I lost a shit load of blood so they called the ambulence. I got to the hospital and they cotorized (sp?) the blood vessels in my nose. It still bleeds sometimes, but not nearly as much as it used to.

I had some people shooting at my house in St.Joseph MO one time. I called the police (there was no 911 in 1977) who showed up about 20 minutes later. Cop told me he wasn't paid enough to protect people like me. I was like WTF dude. Now I take care of myself.


hellfire: cool:

I called 911 cos there was a cow on interstate 81 laying under an overpass...

cauterized. So they just burnt the bloodvessels in your nose? Does that effect how it works? It obviously hasnt affected growthb biggrin:

what did he mean by taht?

Shack? eek:

Pics of your shack plz.

Ah yer lil' Americans don' know a real shack when ya see one

I've never called, but my parents did when I was 6 or so and spilled boiling water on myself. Rushed on the ambulance and everything, I didnt have any skin for months and had to wear a fully body cast.

On that, the doctor told my parents that I would have to have my dead skin scraped off everynight, which I guess made be bawl like crazy. So the neighbors called the cops and reported child abuse, and the cops stormed in with guns out and all. Pretty scary, but they saw me and excused themselves.

i accidently called 911 when my friends wouldn't leave, i didn't now it registered instantly! i thought if i hung up like a milisecond after i press the second 1!


and if you consider called a air ambulance jet from the hospital when i was born calling 911?

Oh yeah, the parents called the cops on me when I didnt walk home straight away. I walked to the other side of town and stayed at my friends house for a couple hours... was like 10 or so.

And this Indian guy called the cops on me and ssome friends when we crawled into the the pipes of the reservoir (was a small concrete one, not like a lake). We decided to turn the water on by twisting this giant steering wheel and all this water started flowing out (I mean, it was expected but we didnt think so much)..scared the shit out of us so we ran away.

BOY GEE, I AM BADASS

[quote="Doctor Duffy":cb9f2]I've never called, but my parents did when I was 6 or so and spilled boiling water on myself. Rushed on the ambulance and everything, I didnt have any skin for months and had to wear a fully body cast.

On that, the doctor told my parents that I would have to have my dead skin scraped off everynight, which I guess made be bawl like crazy. So the neighbors called the cops and reported child abuse, and the cops stormed in with guns out and all. Pretty scary, but they saw me and excused themselves.[/quote:cb9f2]
that why you so uglynow?

when i was four, i was with my sister and grandma at mcdonalds. we were in the booths and i slipped under the table and smashed the back of my head on the bar that holds the table up, and i had to go to the hospital, had a local and about 7 stiches. also had a hernia when i was a couple months old

that why you so uglynow?[/quote]


OH! OHHHHH! NICE ONE, COMATOSS! NICE ONE! HIGH FIVE, MAN, HIGH FIVE!

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Ha, that reminds me.. my sister got cut on the slide at Burger King and when we reported it in, a week later their managing offices mailed us $400 bucks for medical bills, rofl.

My car incident last year.

When i was 10 i pulled out a 3yr old boy who drowned in the neighbors pool.

Johnj, why were people shooting up your house?

My sister called 111 (Our version of 911) when I was about 10 and we were staying at my mum's aunties house in dunedin - Theres a weird generation age displacement in our family, and my mothers cousins are closer to me and my two sisters' age - Anyway one of her cousins decided he was gonna go to sleep with a candle, but it was one of those floating candles that you're supposed to have on water - Set his bedside table on fire and then the entire room, he was about 17 years old - My sisters' an I and my autistic american cousin who was staying with us were playing nintendo and smelt the smoke, opened the door and he came out all black coughing and dazed - Took him to the neighbours house and called 111, my dad got home just in time, while the fire was still contained and went in with my auntie and threw buckets of water in the room while they waited for the firemen who arrived in time. That room was fucked, but luckily it didn't spread further than that...

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Blacks causing property damage! UNHEARD OF!



calmdown:

Naughty nyck

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you just sayin dat cause you a racist biggrin:

stfu buttercake

I once had a fucking gerbil up my ass....

[quote="Short Hand":1774d]I once had a fucking gerbil up my ass....[/quote:1774d]

DID YOU CALLS?

only women call 9/11. I gouged it out with a garden trough.

That's so manly!

Dad had a bad mix of some pharmacueticals - I guess he thought it was serious enough because he told us to call 911 himself - then about 5 minutes later he passed out. One of the scariest nights of my life

[quote=CoMaToSe]that why you so uglynow?[/quote:3124c]
lol, and you complain about people making fat jokes about you.

Not me personally, but 9 years ago my mom had to call 911 at the end of my birthday party, my grandfather had a massive heartattack, and didnt make it loney: