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NexusRevived 08-08-2006 01:13 AM

freeballin'
 
i didnt wear any underwear the entire summer, and i dont plan to for the rest of my life. im out there, and yes, im loving every minute of it.






....and its increased my sperm count too.

Doctor Duffy 08-08-2006 01:43 AM

lol, I've tried that for a month. It was nice, but whenever I popped a boner it would rub up against the zipper and start slicing and stuff. Yucky stuff.

NexusRevived 08-08-2006 01:51 AM

no problem there. i only wear Levi 501's

501 = buttons

LET THE ZIPPER RIP OFF YOUR FORESKIN DO IT

Doctor Duffy 08-08-2006 02:04 AM

Rofl, title reminds me of Tom Petty song....

Eight Ace 08-08-2006 02:20 AM

your nuts.

Jotun 08-08-2006 02:30 AM

CUZ IM FREEEEEEEEEE
FREEEEBAALLIN'!

yea, i've done it before, its nice.

Short Hand 08-08-2006 02:43 AM

i like containment.

Nyck 08-08-2006 06:30 AM

boxers for the win

Simo Häyhä 08-08-2006 08:08 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":56bec]lol, I've tried that for a month. It was nice, but whenever I popped a boner it would rub up against the zipper and start slicing and stuff. Yucky stuff.[/quote:56bec]
Hey.
You look like a fucking mongoloid.

Just thought you would like to be reminded.

Doctor Duffy 08-08-2006 11:04 AM

Hey thanks, it's always nice to get such awesome critique from skinny faggots like you.

Eames 08-08-2006 11:06 AM

funny story about freeballing. i spent last summer at ft benning going through basic training and infantry school and the army issues you these brown whittie tighties that everyone calls "brown bombers". i wore these things for like the first 5 weeks i was there, and let me tell you something. when you are outside running around in the 95 degree georgia summer heat in full battle rattle...underwear like those damn brown bombers are not your friend. i developed horrible crotch rot i mean it was fucking nasty it looked like i had an std or something. those fucking brown bomber underwear allow for no air circulation at all and your crotch just turns into a swamp, its nasty. After this, i started freeballing and things became much better...i'd leave a button open on my fly and i'd catch a nice breeze and it felt so good. i learned the hard way, but basically when im in a hot enviroment and am wearing my army gear, ill free ball everytime.

oh and max strength gold bond on your sweaty balls when your out in the heat all day = heaven.

gtboys34 08-08-2006 12:03 PM

things better left unsaid

Madmartagen 08-08-2006 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
things better left unsaid


Jin-Roh 08-08-2006 03:51 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":19583]Hey thanks, it's always nice to get such awesome critique from skinny faggots like you.[/quote:19583]

Haven't you said that you don't care about the things people say to you? If so then why go on calling Simo a faggot?

Chronic Diarrhea 08-08-2006 03:53 PM

I freeball every day after I get home from work and my boxers are soaking wet from sweating all day. I used to hate wearing anything freer than tighty whities, but over the years I have gradually shifted towards loose plums than squished prunes.

Whatada 08-08-2006 04:03 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":b6fab][quote="Doctor Duffy":b6fab]Hey thanks, it's always nice to get such awesome critique from skinny faggots like you.[/quote:b6fab]

Haven't you said that you don't care about the things people say to you? If so then why go on calling Simo a faggot?[/quote:b6fab]Because his e-rep is in direct threat.

Sirus 08-08-2006 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
boxers for the win

or briefs

WidowMaker555 08-08-2006 06:32 PM

black people hake:

Arkan 08-08-2006 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
boxers for the win


Arch 08-08-2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
boxers for the win



Doctor Duffy 08-08-2006 10:00 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":3f489]
Haven't you said that you don't care about the things people say to you? [/quote:3f489]

No. That's Coma you're thinking.

Sniper101 08-08-2006 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
boxers for the win

best of both worlds my friends (or not) not zipper problem and plenty of space

Proteus 08-08-2006 10:37 PM

Boxers are a major part of the ensamble. I hate freeballing.

Tripper 08-09-2006 12:44 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":2174a][quote="Doctor Duffy":2174a]Hey thanks, it's always nice to get such awesome critique from skinny faggots like you.[/quote:2174a]

Haven't you said that you don't care about the things people say to you? If so then why go on calling Simo a faggot?[/quote:2174a]











Ontopic: Boxers ftw....Started wearing them around 11 years old and haven't returned to jockstraps since.

Simo Häyhä 08-09-2006 12:45 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":115a1][quote="Doctor Duffy":115a1]Hey thanks, it's always nice to get such awesome critique from skinny faggots like you.[/quote:115a1]

Haven't you said that you don't care about the things people say to you? If so then why go on calling Simo a faggot?[/quote:115a1]
LOL
i'm starting to get under his skin now.

Tripper 08-09-2006 01:03 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":050e4][quote="Jin-Roh":050e4][quote="Doctor Duffy":050e4]Hey thanks, it's always nice to get such awesome critique from skinny faggots like you.[/quote:050e4]

Haven't you said that you don't care about the things people say to you? If so then why go on calling Simo a faggot?[/quote:050e4]
LOL
i'm starting to get under his skin now.[/quote:050e4]

* Simo has joined #groundforce1
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Simo
<Simo> guys
<Simo> i just raped a girl
<Simo> i need your help

Simo Häyhä 08-09-2006 06:49 AM

[quote=Tripper][quote="Simo Häyhä":eb5bf][quote="Jin-Roh":eb5bf]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":eb5bf
Hey thanks, it's always nice to get such awesome critique from skinny faggots like you.

Haven't you said that you don't care about the things people say to you? If so then why go on calling Simo a faggot?[/quote:eb5bf]
LOL
i'm starting to get under his skin now.[/quote:eb5bf]

* Simo has joined #groundforce1
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Simo
<Simo> guys
<Simo> i just raped a girl
<Simo> i need your help[/quote:eb5bf]
THIS IS SERIOUS

Tripper 08-09-2006 01:42 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":4ef35][quote=Tripper][quote="Simo Häyhä":4ef35][quote="Jin-Roh":4ef35]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":4ef35
Hey thanks, it's always nice to get such awesome critique from skinny faggots like you.

Haven't you said that you don't care about the things people say to you? If so then why go on calling Simo a faggot?[/quote:4ef35]
LOL
i'm starting to get under his skin now.[/quote:4ef35]

* Simo has joined #groundforce1
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Simo
<Simo> guys
<Simo> i just raped a girl
<Simo> i need your help[/quote:4ef35]
THIS IS SERIOUS[/quote:4ef35]

rofl

Pyro 08-09-2006 01:44 PM

Not often...sometimes after work when im in a rush.

ninty 08-10-2006 12:17 PM

Reminds me of Tom petty's classic "Freeballin", anyway, my boys need some support.

Nyck 08-10-2006 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
Reminds me of Tom petty's classic "Freeballin", anyway, my boys need some support.

Freefallin'

Doctor Duffy 08-10-2006 12:58 PM

You know how the Japs make square watermelons by containing them in little glass boxes? You think it's the same with your wee wee ... like is underwear keeping it from growing?

ninty 08-10-2006 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
Reminds me of Tom petty's classic "Freeballin", anyway, my boys need some support.

Freefallin'

noo... r u seriouz? rolleyes:

Called a pun my friend.

Nyck 08-10-2006 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
Reminds me of Tom petty's classic "Freeballin", anyway, my boys need some support.

Freefallin'

noo... r u seriouz? rolleyes:

Called a pun my friend.

typo?

* swiss
* http://www.gf1.teamwf.com/Nyck/totalrecallin.mp3

Sgt&gt;Stackem 08-10-2006 02:45 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":30465]You know how the Japs make square watermelons by containing them in little glass boxes? You think it's the same with your wee wee ... like is underwear keeping it from growing?[/quote:30465]


no, that doesnt happen. You are hung like a rabbit for other reasons

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-10-2006 02:53 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":bddcd][quote="Doctor Duffy":bddcd]You know how the Japs make square watermelons by containing them in little glass boxes? You think it's the same with your wee wee ... like is underwear keeping it from growing?[/quote:bddcd]


no, that doesnt happen. You are hung like a rabbit for other reasons[/quote:bddcd]OWNED!

Jin-Roh 08-10-2006 03:59 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":4f6f0] wee wee [/quote:4f6f0]

Tripper 08-10-2006 04:16 PM

Ssssh....he's got a tiny penis....


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