Rape
 

My dad met this guy on Craigslist who came over to buy one of the sewing machines we have in the garage. The guy's straight over from Havaa (Africa) and he's fucking huge. I mean, he's like 6'8" (no shit) and has pecks that are fucking massive.

Anyway, he asked me if I played soccer since he said I have the build, as my calf's are pretty muscled up and all cool: . Thing is, I havent played a serious game of soccer in my life, and he said I should get into it because my build is "parfeck!" so he's invited me to play this Sunday. I said yeah, and now I gotta meet him at the park at 5.

I'm bringing a condom just in case, wish me luck dewds loney:

Edit: Havana.

Your large nose will get in the way of heading, but other than that, have fun taking it in the shitter!

if you havent played by now you are going to get embarrassed by big mongoloid africans

take pics

ROFL!!, just dont worry about the ball, as long as you can outrun them moving the ball will be the last of ur worries..

get raped and die.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":af408]ROFL!!, just dont worry about the ball, as long as you can outrun them moving the ball will be the last of ur worries..[/quote:af408]
hake:

[quote=Hawke] hake:[/quote:65d5d]

lol, that's what I was thinking, I'm fucked

well if a stranger is kind enough to compliment you on your curvy legs, the
least you can do is meet up with him at a secluded park to have your fudge
totally packed, particularly when your gentleman caller has already met your father.

Roflmao, you make is sound great.

quit making threads, gonzo

Re: Rape
 

Duffy is hot for black men.

Africa has AIDS

[quote="Eight Ace":c4366]well if a stranger is kind enough to compliment you on your curvy legs, the
least you can do is meet up with him at a secluded park to have your fudge
totally packed, particularly when your gentleman caller has already met your father.[/quote:c4366]

not like you're missing much.

Re: Rape

i could kick your ass

You're a fucking idiot.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":5c863]You're a fucking idiot.[/quote:5c863]

that is funny hearing that from you happy:

Yeah, comedy gold, moron.

lmao

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":c97f7]Africa has AIDS[/quote:c97f7]

New Zealand IS AIDS.

[quote="Jin-Roh":c099d][quote="Sgt>Stackem":c099d]Africa has AIDS[/quote:c099d]

New Zealand IS AIDS.[/quote:c099d]

WE'RE BORN WITH 3 KINDS OF AIDS - EVERYBODY SHARE

wow that's fucking retarded. who was the one legged guy that always made physical threats over the internet?

anita head/ vlad drak

so one more day til the fudge packing comenses, how are ya feeling?

Sorry to dissapoint dewds, it never happened, he never came. Black man, I guess, takes no interest in me anymore.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":c39af]Sorry to dissapoint dewds, it never happened, he never came. Black man, I guess, takes no interest in me anymore.[/quote:c39af]ROFL owned