Alliedassault

Alliedassault (alliedassault.us/index.php)
-   Offtopic (alliedassault.us/forumdisplay.php?f=13)
-   -   Lancaster (alliedassault.us/showthread.php?t=52860)

Coleman 08-18-2006 08:55 PM

Lancaster
 
I just got back from taking a trip down to Lancaster, Pennsylvania. We went to this HUGE buffet place. It was literally 2 or 3 times as big as those Old Country Buffet chains and had reallllllllly good food. I almost threw up from eating so much.

Then we went out shopping at some local place. They had a barn for the Amish to park their horse and buggy to shop. I think the store was owned/run by Amish people since 90% of the workers were Amish and spoke German from the sound of it.


I think it is nice that they live and don't bother anyone, yet it is wrong that they try to dupe the children into staying with their religion. They stop teaching kids after homeschooling till the 6th grade and don't teach any geography for the hope that they won't understand what the outside world has to offer. That's a bit odd to me.

I was looking at the one section where they sold Amish suits for men...they looked pretty leet actually ha. The suits were going for about $290 with an under vest. Their hats ran for around $35.

Nyck 08-18-2006 08:59 PM

lol was gonna ask if you visited any amish

Doctor Duffy 08-18-2006 09:54 PM

Jesus, you have a blog don't you?

Lancaster, California > Lancaster, Pennyslyvania

eeves 08-18-2006 09:55 PM

cool

ps stfu [quote="Simo Häyhä":ae0b3][quote=Judas]
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":ae0b3
Quote:

Originally Posted by yves
Baby-Dick Gruff



[/quote:ae0b3][/quote:ae0b3]

Doctor Duffy 08-18-2006 09:59 PM

lol, it's still the lamest fucking name I've ever heard. It's like something my 7 year old sister would make up.

WidowMaker555 08-18-2006 10:58 PM

lol how many fat people did you see at the buffet?

Simo Häyhä 08-18-2006 11:01 PM

The Amish speak Pennsylvania Dutch, not German.

Stammer 08-18-2006 11:04 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":00d24]The Amish speak Pennsylvania Dutch, not German.[/quote:00d24]

Fuckin' Nazis.

Simo Häyhä 08-18-2006 11:09 PM

ps- The Amish aren't kept in the dark about everything. At age 16 the Amish are allowed to live an "English" lifestyle. (they still consider us English hehe) This period in their life is called "Rumspringa' which is Pennsylvania dutch for "devils playground" During this time in their life they get to drive cars, use electronics and go to movies. Stuff that we usually do. Rumspringa can last for as long as they want. And by the time when its over they are given 2 choices. Live an "English" lifestyle or join the Amish church. The Amish are baptized later on in their life. When they are old enough to decided whether or not the Amish church is the right decision for them. This is contrary to contemporary Christianity, where the person is baptized shortly after birth. To join the Amish church or to live amongst the "English". Its a difficult choice for any Amish to make.
Also the reason that they stop schooling after 6th grade is because every Amish boy and girl is needed for yard work and time with the family. The Amish value family bonds over schooling.
And why do i know all this? Well i have some secrets about me calmdown:

Ferich 08-19-2006 01:33 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":f3070]The Amish speak Pennsylvania Dutch, not German.[/quote:f3070]

Actually it is German. For some reason it's called Dutch now but it used to be Pennsylvania Deutsch.

Mr.Buttocks 08-19-2006 05:19 AM

BURT!!!

Arkan 08-19-2006 05:35 AM

I went to Lancaster last month. Those people are in a cult, thats all i have to say.

Simo Häyhä 08-19-2006 10:03 AM

[quote=Ferich][quote="Simo Häyhä":74684]The Amish speak Pennsylvania Dutch, not German.[/quote]

Actually it is German. For some reason it's called Dutch now but it used to be Pennsylvania Deutsch.[/quote:74684]
[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_phrases_in_different_languages#Pennsylvania _German.2C_Pennsylvania_Deutsch_.28Germanic.29"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_phr ... ermanic.29[/url]

Coleman 08-19-2006 11:20 AM

Pennsylvania Dutch are Germans pretty much.

Tripper 08-19-2006 02:33 PM

Word on the street is that Amish people have guns instead of hands - Is this true?

Coleman 08-19-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Word on the street is that Amish people have guns instead of hands - Is this true?

no, but the women do keep guns up their cooters. That's why they wear really baggy dresses.

Tripper 08-19-2006 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Word on the street is that Amish people have guns instead of hands - Is this true?

no, but the women do keep guns up their cooters. That's why they wear really baggy dresses.

The amish are an untrustworthy bunch. I don't trust them. With their guns, and their clothes that aren't typical. Watch out amish, I'm on to you. ed:

Eight Ace 08-19-2006 03:10 PM

typical Amish scenario

Amish boy: "father, may i borrow the buggy tonite?"
Amish dad: "u know the rules son, u can take it but first u must suck my cock."
Amish son starting to suck his dads dick: "..eww, dad thy penis has shit all over it."
Amish dad: "oh yes...sorry son but i forgot, ur sister has already borrowed teh buggy this evening."

fucken nazi amish... annoy:

Arch 08-19-2006 04:37 PM

rofl 8arce :p happy:

KTOG 08-19-2006 11:58 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stammer 08-20-2006 12:25 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":24fa2]typical Amish scenario

Amish boy: "father, may i borrow the buggy tonite?"
Amish dad: "u know the rules son, u can take it but first u must suck my cock."
Amish son starting to suck his dads dick: "..eww, dad thy penis has shit all over it."
Amish dad: "oh yes...sorry son but i forgot, ur sister has already borrowed teh buggy this evening."

fucken nazi amish... annoy:[/quote:24fa2]

FUCKIN NAZIS!

[img]http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v129/daftanddemented/bandofbrothers/BOB_BillGuarnere.jpg[/img]

Tripper 08-20-2006 02:43 AM

rolllllllllllll f

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 08-20-2006 03:42 PM

The original Lancaster in England is where it's at, I used to have a girlfriend from around there & I didn't understand a damn word she was saying.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:52 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.