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ninty 08-30-2006 04:54 PM

Priest attempts to walk on water, drowns
 
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_ob ... _page.html

[quote:c810e]
Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.

But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa. [/quote:c810e]

Pyro 08-30-2006 04:56 PM

Good Riddance.

Fucking Idiot.

Only Cris Angel can do that shit.

Mr.Buttocks 08-30-2006 05:10 PM

Africa!

Blase 08-30-2006 05:11 PM

There are people who have tried to save this man, but I would make no attempt myself.

Stammer 08-30-2006 05:39 PM

lol, D=M/v

dr nein 08-30-2006 05:48 PM

Where is his God now?

I approve of this event of natural selection.

mr.miyagi 08-30-2006 05:52 PM

[quote="dr nein":6ca99]Where is his God now?

I approve of this event of natural selection.[/quote:6ca99]
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7UCAcWbYl4"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7UCAcWbYl4[/url]

Machette 08-30-2006 06:36 PM

hahaha

Nyck 08-30-2006 06:37 PM

LOL @ that guy

Unknown_Sniper 08-30-2006 08:28 PM

lol you can't mimic Jesus silly.

NexusRevived 08-30-2006 09:48 PM

[img]http://www.arouse.net/jesus/student.jpg[/img]

Eight Ace 08-30-2006 09:51 PM

give him 3 days...he'll bounce back! dance:

Simo Häyhä 08-30-2006 09:52 PM

happy: Darwin award

Arch 08-30-2006 11:48 PM

lolzalot, what an idiot

KTOG 08-31-2006 02:17 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":e8a67]give him 3 days...he'll bounce back! dance:[/quote:e8a67]

ROFL~!@#

Short Hand 08-31-2006 02:43 AM

nigga jump walk talk zalk.

Colonel 08-31-2006 10:45 AM

[quote:1e1ef]"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back." [/quote:1e1ef]

Wouldn't you think that when the water was up to his chin that he would have taken a moment to reconsider whether he was actually going to be able to walk on water?

KTOG 08-31-2006 01:12 PM

LETS MAKE HIM A MARTYR!!!! WAIT!!! BETTER YET, A SAINT!!

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 08-31-2006 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
[quote:fa3fb]"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."

Wouldn't you think that when the water was up to his chin that he would have taken a moment to reconsider whether he was actually going to be able to walk on water?[/quote:fa3fb]

Haha so true. He is prob at the gates of heaven right now giving St Peter
a stern talking to.


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