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Here is a reason why lolman abstains himself from drinking....

[quote="Man of Men":c552e]Last night I got extremely drunk for the first time in my life. In fact, b4 lastnight, I had never consumed alcohol, ever.

I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.

My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.

I have no idea how to handle this.

What the **** do I do!![/quote:c552e]

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sounds like coleman

lol.

lolnorthkorean

When I first read the quote, I thought it was a loleman quote and just WTFed it. Also, whats wrong with a blowjob? Its just skin FFS rolleyes:

whatafag

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Man, this forum is worse than GF1!!

PS I would suck a dick

We all know you like the cock.

rofl, what fags in those forums, that guy wanted to know how cock tastes like and how it feels in the mouth? ROFLMAO fags fags fags oOo: oOo: oOo:

old. saw it earlier on another forum.

god...thats disgusting...

ho9w the fuck can ya be so bad that the guy didn't nut

he should be fucking gld he didnt nut..

Somehow, everytime I wake up after a party or what have you, I somehow hurt my hand. For example, when I got drunk at my friends house and lost by one cup in beer pong, I proceeded to punch the hell out of a 5 foot wood cut out of a Mexican man, that my friend stole. Now when your drunk, this seems like a good idea, but when you wake up in the morning with your nuckles bruised and looking like a baby bear claw, it sucks.

The weirdest is when I'll wake up with cuts,bruises and weird marks on my hands/wrist. My friend , who's usually sober, is with me all night and can't figure out how I got the marks, but thinks I might have killed someone. Sometimes it's just blood, no cuts on my hands...

[quote="Airborne Butters":9123f]Somehow, everytime I wake up after a party or what have you, I somehow hurt my hand. For example, when I got drunk at my friends house and lost by one cup in beer pong, I proceeded to punch the hell out of a 5 foot wood cut out of a Mexican man, that my friend stole. Now when your drunk, this seems like a good idea, but when you wake up in the morning with your nuckles bruised and looking like a baby bear claw, it sucks.

The weirdest is when I'll wake up with cuts,bruises and weird marks on my hands/wrist. My friend , who's usually sober, is with me all night and can't figure out how I got the marks, but thinks I might have killed someone. Sometimes it's just blood, no cuts on my hands...[/quote:9123f]

lmao you killed somebody happy:

mmmk

I call bullshit on all of it. No matter how fucked up one is, they fuckin' know what they're doing while they're doing it.

I remember getting pissed drunk and saying to myself "Self, i know i shouldn't bang this "porker" chick but i'm awfully horny at the present time......i'll deal with it in the morning".

Sucking a cock was never an option.

i was thinkin the same thing ... youre either passed out , roofied , or intoxicated and well aware of wtf youre doing.

[quote="Airborne Butters":d9713]Somehow, everytime I wake up after a party or what have you, I somehow hurt my hand. For example, when I got drunk at my friends house and lost by one cup in beer pong, I proceeded to punch the hell out of a 5 foot wood cut out of a Mexican man, that my friend stole. Now when your drunk, this seems like a good idea, but when you wake up in the morning with your nuckles bruised and looking like a baby bear claw, it sucks.

The weirdest is when I'll wake up with cuts,bruises and weird marks on my hands/wrist. My friend , who's usually sober, is with me all night and can't figure out how I got the marks, but thinks I might have killed someone. Sometimes it's just blood, no cuts on my hands...[/quote:d9713]
man being drunk makes you so much of a cooler person butters

oh sweet. i always wanted to have an exuse to suck a dong. Maybe I will take up heavy drinking now...

Just a little deuce coupe with a flat head mill
But she'll walk a thunderbird like she's standin still
Shes ported and relieved and she's stroked and bored.
Shell do a hundred and forty with the top end floored
Shes my little deuce coupe
You dont know what I got

i once drank so much i blacked out..then the next morning i found some girls socks in my sheets....only Allah knows what did or didnt happen that night.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":ff143]i once drank so much i blacked out..then the next morning i found some girls socks in my sheets....only Allah knows what did or didnt happen that night.[/quote:ff143]Allah Ackbar!

[quote=Coleman]Allah Ackbar![/quote:5f9bf]
*Allahu Ackbar

[quote="Simo Häyhä":34ed7][quote=Coleman]Allah Ackbar![/quote:34ed7]
*Allahu Ackbar[/quote:34ed7]if you want to get all technical, the Syrians say "Allah Uockbod!"

Yeah.

[quote=Coleman][quote="Simo Häyhä":d0618]*Allahu Ackbar[/quote:d0618]if you want to get all technical, the Syrians say "Allah Uockbod!"[/quote:d0618]
just being courteous loney:

lol drunken blowjobs are always shit

[quote=Coleman][quote="Simo Häyhä":9ee93]*Allahu Ackbar[/quote:9ee93]if you want to get all technical, the Syrians say "Allah Uockbod!"[/quote:9ee93]

loleman