Dorm life
 

Having some of the best times of my life now...Too bad i live on a dry campus though freak:

That is all

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[quote="Simo Häyhä":dd865]Having some of the best times of my life now...Too bad i live on a dry campus though[/quote:dd865]
That sentence makes no sense to me. Dorming sucks except for the booze... and you have no booze... so yeah...

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[quote=Akuma]That sentence makes no sense to me. Dorming sucks except for the booze... and you have no booze... so yeah...[/quote:35541]wrong

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[quote=Coleman]wrong[/quote:f38ac]
you're wrong

How many college threads must be made?

fucking loser.

we get it. you guys are in college.

wicked.

oh my God, project runway is on!1111111111

Well said.

I love you both

Get familiar with sucking dick, it'll do you good if you're looking to make friends.

ive been sucking dick since i was 14 kid. GET REAL

[quote="Doctor Duffy":acf5a]Get familiar with sucking dick, it'll do you good if you're looking to make friends.[/quote:acf5a]

I'm suprised you can get a dick in your mouth without your gigantor nose slicing through the dudes abdomen. You suck so much cock, you're now a connosier of semen flavours.

[quote=Tripper]I'm suprised you can get a dick in your mouth without your gigantor nose slicing through the dudes abdomen. You suck so much cock, you're now a connosier of semen flavours.[/quote:382d6]
I hear semen tastes better when the dewd eats pinapple. Any validity to these claims?

[quote=CoMaToSe]I hear semen tastes better when the dewd eats pinapple. Any validity to these claims?[/quote:a30e3]
you'd have to ask baby dick gruff

Yeah boi

[quote="Simo Häyhä":1e065][quote=CoMaToSe]I hear semen tastes better when the dewd eats pinapple. Any validity to these claims?[/quote:1e065]
you'd have to ask baby dick gruff[/quote:1e065]
i was....

LOL DOODS I"M IN COLLEGHE TOO I FUCKED A HOT CHISCK TEH OTHER NIGHT WOOT IM COOL HELL YEAH DRINK BEER!!!!!!!!!111111

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":cebd1]LOL DOODS I"M IN COLLEGHE TOO I FUCKED A HOT CHISCK TEH OTHER NIGHT WOOT IM COOL HELL YEAH DRINK BEER!!!!!!!!!111111[/quote:cebd1]
Im in college and havent been more alone in years.... Ive been dry since Germany. Havent gotten any college pussy yet. My roomie is a chronic masturbator. Can I go back to high school yet? loney:

[quote=CoMaToSe]Im in college and havent been more alone in years.... Ive been dry since Germany. Havent gotten any college pussy yet. My roomie is a chronic masturbator. Can I go back to high school yet? loney:[/quote:5d5b1]
LEAVE THE HOUSE

[quote=strvs]LEAVE THE HOUSE[/quote:62dea]
...
dorm

[quote=CoMaToSe]...
dorm[/quote:5e3fd]
GO


OUTSIDE





TUBS

[quote=strvs]GO


OUTSIDE





TUBS[/quote:b85a2]

ROFL! so true.

I got Paxil loney:

Is that some kind of STD?

Cause if so, you're a fucking liar.

...

Its a fucking anti-depressant. Die.

lmao, it's for social anxiety disorders.

I prefer commuting...

lol. fat and depressed. kill yourself, dirtylungs

[quote="Simo Häyhä":55721]lol. fat and depressed. kill yourself, dirtylungs[/quote:55721][quote:55721]The most commonly observed adverse events associated with the use of paroxetine (incidence of 5% or greater and incidence for PAXIL at least twice that for placebo, derived from Table 2) were: Sweating, nausea, dry mouth, constipation, decreased appetite, somnolence, tremor, libido decreased, yawn, abnormal ejaculation, female genital disorders, and impotence.[/quote:55721]

rofl@abnormal ejaculation

[quote="Simo Häyhä":7b058]rofl@abnormal ejaculation[/quote:7b058]roflx2@impotence

OWNED

Hahahaha How can a pill that makes you ejaculate irregularly help you with depression?

I really can't imagine a dry dorm.

We used to have a guy on our house committee who was designated our "Beer Rep", for chrissakes.

[quote=Tripper]I'm suprised you can get a dick in your mouth without your gigantor nose slicing through the dudes abdomen. You suck so much cock, you're now a connosier of semen flavours.[/quote:bd70e]
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