JoKeS..
 

Its been ages since I've heard any good jokes to make me chuckle, got any?

heres a couple...

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lubricant.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a lift..
when the redhead happens to glance down a sticky puddle on the floor.
"Ew!", she exclaims. "That looks like cum!"

The brunette bends over and sniffs.
"Eww!", she cries. "It smells like cum too!"

The blonde gets down on her knees and dips the tip of her tongue in it.
"Hmm..", she says. "Well it's noone from our building"


What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?


One's composing, the other is decomposing.


These two cannibals are eating a clown when one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

what's the best part of raping a retarded, disabled 6 yeard old?

watching him break down in court


THis guy goes into a tattoo shop and says "I want a $100 bill on my dick."

"That's goig to hurt- Why on earth would you want to do suh a thing?" the artist adsked.

Then came the reply "Well, the next time my wife wants to go out and blow a hundred dollars, she can just stay home and do it."

how do you crucify a spastic?

on a swastika


What’s the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

A guy and this girl are scoring each other in a cinema.
When they come up for air, the guy says to the girl, ‘I really like kissing you but do you
mind not passing me your chewing gum?’ and the girl says, ‘It’s not chewing gum,
I have bronchitis.’

how do you make a baby drink?

stick it in a blender

How do you bring a baby up in the Outback?

Kick a dingo in the stomach.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Porridge.

guy and a girl are fucking, really going for it, sweat pouring everywhere filthy nasty dirty fucking. All of a sudden he pulls out, whacks his cock up her arse and starts fucking as hard as he can.
Girl leans back over her shoulder and says "fucking hell that's a bit presumptiuous innit?"
guy says
"presumptious? thats a long word for a five year old"


what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

finding half a worm in your apple

what's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

rape.

A guy goes to the doctor complaining about problems when he has sex with his girlfriend "her toes curl back to the point where she's in agony... what should I do?"

"take her tights off first"
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"somebody stole my front gate last night... I was going to stop him but I thought he might take a fence"

And yes I'm going to hell..

[quote:71132]A guy and this girl are scoring each other in a cinema.
When they come up for air, the guy says to the girl, ‘I really like kissing you but do you
mind not passing me your chewing gum?’ and the girl says, ‘It’s not chewing gum,
I have bronchitis.’[/quote:71132] oOo:

"What's the diffrence between you and a malard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget how it ends, but your mothers a whore!"

[quote="Airborne Butters":aa15b]"What's the diffrence between you and a malard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget how it ends, but your mothers a whore!"[/quote:aa15b]
I laughed

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water??


Its gonna take me a while to get hard, i just got laid.

My father died in a Nazi concentration camp in World War II....














.........he fell out of the guard tower.

LAST TIME I HEARD THAT JOKE I FELL OFF MY DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[quote="Doctor Duffy":4d574]LAST TIME I HEARD THAT JOKE I FELL OFF MY DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!![/quote:4d574]

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2 weeks ago

knock knock

whos there?

i dunno lol

whats the difference between a large pizza and a black man.

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

rofl nyck

A guy walks into a bar and...












































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why do you buy from a mexican garage sale?














































to get your shit back

stueyblackjoke.mpg

lol

bahahaha

Whats the worst thing to call a black man that starts with 'n' and ends with 'r'?











































NEIGHBOR

die plz?

how do you stop a mexican tank?



































shoot the guy pushing it omg rofllol

[quote="mr.miyagi":358db]what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

finding half a worm in your apple

what's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

rape.[/quote:358db]


wtf? lol

Why do jews have big noses?

becuase the air is free

[quote="Art Attack":57a79]Why do jews have big noses?

becuase the air is free[/quote:57a79]404

[img]http://www.shadowness.com/users/46000/45932/taintednegros.jpg[/img]

happy: How many times has this happened to you gtboy?

I wonder if the cop meant 'tinted'....

it's a beaner cop, what else do you expect? stupid:

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?

Your bike.

lol.


amazing that 90% of the jokes are racial.

racist humor is funny. Doesnt mean we mean it...

what did lincoln say after a 3 day drinking spree??


















I FREED WHO??!

... unless Eames is telling the joke

What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?


Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"


What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?


What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

LOL

FAGS SUCK

Speaking of fags...

A pickup line in a gay bar: "Mind if i push in your stool?"

A gay couple and a lesbo couple had a race from NY to Florida. Who won?
Lesbo's won. They did 69 the whole way while the gay couple were still back home packing their shit.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":c8a01]What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?


Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"


What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?


What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out![/quote:c8a01]lol

I lol'ed, it's all in good fun.

What do you call a polish golf professional?































A faggot.

knock knock
- who's there?
cunt
- cunt who?
Cuntspray...Newfoundlands hardest rockin' band!
- well allright!!1 rock:

internet win confirmed happy:

[quote="Eight Ace":7ce65]knock knock
- who's there?
cunt
- cunt who?
Cuntspray...Newfoundlands hardest rockin' band!
- well allright!!1 rock:[/quote:7ce65]

rofl

[quote="Eight Ace":df28b]knock knock
- who's there?
cunt
- cunt who?
Cuntspray...Newfoundlands hardest rockin' band!
- well allright!!1 rock:[/quote:df28b]
BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW

Win!