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Judas 09-21-2006 04:36 PM

our president is dumb
 
http://www.dubyaspeak.com/


I will say to countries in the Middle East, don't you dare hold us hostile.
-- In case you were wondering, "hostile" should be read as "hostage", The Economist, Mar. 3, 2000


(lol)
We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
-- Clarifying once and for all his idea of energy policy, Trenton, New Jersey, Sep. 23, 2002


America stands for liberty, for the pursuita happiness and for the unalieinalienable right of life.
-- That's a new one, Washington, D.C., Nov. 5, 2003

the audio is so embarrassing. i seriously dont see how this fucking bafoon was ever able to make it to office; what a sad time in american history.
http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio.phtml

Coleman 09-21-2006 04:41 PM

john kerry may be a better public speaker, but he can suck my dick.

eeves 09-21-2006 04:45 PM

old

Judas 09-21-2006 04:48 PM

for the love of god :

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio/player. ... riblepilot


public speaker or no, hes not competent enough to run this country. i mean ffs he has all the resources anyone could ever need to get help with is public speaking? could he not hire a tutor, or take some fucking classes or something? i dont think he has a problem speaking, i think he has a problem thinking. When asked shit he stumbles his way through questions like he has no fucking idea whats going on with our country.

Judas 09-21-2006 04:51 PM

ahhahahah

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio/player. ... ingrinable


http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio/player. ... me=coexist

Mr.Buttocks 09-21-2006 05:10 PM

It comforts me to know that he's going straight to hell.

Himmler 09-21-2006 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas

WTF?

Judas 09-21-2006 05:20 PM

who knows.

try to decode this one :

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio/player. ... ame=tieman


: notice that when hes reading from a teleprompter hes some what understandable (but apparently he only reads at at most a high school level), but when hes having to think for himself you get the above. honestly to god, i can decide if theres a point in that rambling or not.

Madmartagen 09-21-2006 05:23 PM

hahaha and l0L @ coleman for getting defensive happy:

Judas 09-21-2006 05:33 PM

i <3 coleman.



So that's -- what -- there's some ideas. And the -- it's -- my job is to like think beyond the immediate.

-- Like, for sure? [Extra info on this quote: The White House transcribed it as "So that's -- those are some ideas. And my job is to think beyond the immediate." That's generous even by their standards.] Washington, D.C., Apr. 21, 2004

Himmler 09-21-2006 05:41 PM

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio/player. ... ical_fella

LOL

Nyck 09-21-2006 05:46 PM

the president has been in the position for 6 yrs hick way b4 aa.com and all that shit. hell he got RE elected 2 years ago.

ffs talk about old.

HAY GUYZ CHECK IT OUT TAFT WAS FAT
http://WWW.TAFTEATSSNACKS.COM

LOLZ LINCOLN LIKES BLACK PEOPLE
http://WWW.FREESLAVES.NET

Judas 09-21-2006 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
the president has been in the position for 6 yrs hick way b4 aa.com and all that shit. hell he got RE elected 2 years ago.

ffs talk about old.

HAY GUYZ CHECK IT OUT TAFT WAS FAT
http://WWW.TAFTEATSSNACKS.COM

LOLZ LINCOLN LIKES BLACK PEOPLE
http://WWW.FREESLAVES.NET

404.




(that page is old?)

Nyck 09-21-2006 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
the president has been in the position for 6 yrs hick way b4 aa.com and all that shit. hell he got RE elected 2 years ago.

ffs talk about old.

HAY GUYZ CHECK IT OUT TAFT WAS FAT
http://WWW.TAFTEATSSNACKS.COM

LOLZ LINCOLN LIKES BLACK PEOPLE
http://WWW.FREESLAVES.NET

404.




(that page is old?)

he didnt re-register the domain....that forgetful shit!

Judas 09-21-2006 05:58 PM

wtf are you talking about comatose? gtfo outta my thread and go post 8 more threads of cnn articles.

Nyck 09-21-2006 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
wtf are you talking about comatose? gtfo outta my thread and go post 8 more threads of cnn articles.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/ ... ource=mypi

thoughts

ps...lets talk about gtfo-ing out threads nukka you have a script to post old. within 4 min of everyone of my threads

Arkan 09-21-2006 06:24 PM

Yeah, the whole Bush thing is kinda old. He's almost done anyway.

Blase 09-21-2006 06:31 PM

George W. Bush is the greatest president we've ever had.

Whatada 09-21-2006 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
wtf are you talking about comatose? gtfo outta my thread and go post 8 more threads of cnn articles.

He's comparing your news to the equally old news related to other presidents.

I.e,

Taft was a fat fuck. People said he was a fat fuck probably the entire time he was in office. It turned into old news.

Lincoln freed slaves. People talked about how he freed slaves the entire time he was in office. It turned into old news.

Bush is a fuckskull. People have been talking about it for 6 years. It's old news. oOo:

Judas 09-21-2006 06:47 PM

yah that i got einstein.


this is what i didnt :
"he didnt re-register the domain....that forgetful shit!"





: i dont watch the news or any such shit so 80% of that was news to me. bitching about your public leaders couldnt be done enough if you ask me.

in the mean time, you can all take a nice slow lick through the crack of my ass.

Mr.Buttocks 09-21-2006 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas

in the mean time, you can all take a nice slow lick through the crack of my ass.


lol, that's some tasty meat right there! happy: A feast fit for a king (or [url=http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-3/drag-queen-folsom-street-2.jpg:8448c]Queen[/url:8448c]!)

Nyck 09-21-2006 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
yah that i got einstein.


this is what i didnt :
"he didnt re-register the domain....that forgetful shit!"





: i dont watch the news or any such shit so 80% of that was news to me. bitching about your public leaders couldnt be done enough if you ask me.

in the mean time, you can all take a nice slow lick through the crack of my ass.

I was refering to you saying it was 404 ie the site wasnt there

Blase 09-21-2006 07:32 PM

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in the mean time, you can all take a nice slow lick through the crack of my ass.

Mabye once you stop rubbing the forum through it with all the general bullshit you've been posting recently we can start on that.

Nyck 09-21-2006 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by Judas
in the mean time, you can all take a nice slow lick through the crack of my ass.

Mabye once you stop rubbing the forum through it with all the general bullshit you've been posting recently we can start on that.

[img]http://i1.tinypic.com/xo1gtx.gif[/img]

CoMaToSe 09-21-2006 07:46 PM

Peter. Stormare.

I will concede as a Republican, that hearing Bush speak is a painful experience. However, he can be a good speaker (see him Pre-presidential), but he does seem to get nervous, which can affect he speech.

Eight Ace 09-21-2006 07:50 PM

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/ridic.jpg[/img]

Judas 09-21-2006 07:51 PM

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in the mean time, you can all take a nice slow lick through the crack of my ass.

Mabye once you stop rubbing the forum through it with all the general bullshit you've been posting recently we can start on that.

[img]http://i1.tinypic.com/xo1gtx.gif[/img]

lol.

you two make a nice a couple. enjoy your trip to my butthole.

Blase 09-21-2006 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
you two make a nice a couple. enjoy your trip to my butthole.

I used to really like you, but you're really not the same anymore.

Nyck 09-21-2006 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by Judas
in the mean time, you can all take a nice slow lick through the crack of my ass.

Mabye once you stop rubbing the forum through it with all the general bullshit you've been posting recently we can start on that.

[img]http://i1.tinypic.com/xo1gtx.gif[/img]

lol.

you two make a nice a couple. enjoy your trip to my butthole.

so how are u and bucknub workin out, you two fighting or still spooning

Judas 09-21-2006 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by Judas
you two make a nice a couple. enjoy your trip to my butthole.

I used to really like you, but you're really not the same anymore.

lol drama queen. how bout you do a monologue from the vagina monologues while your at it.

pls also post blase's guide to posting on groundforce1 or simply stfu about me and find something else to do ?

Nyck 09-21-2006 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by Judas
you two make a nice a couple. enjoy your trip to my butthole.

I used to really like you, but you're really not the same anymore.

lol drama queen. how bout you do a monologue from the vagina monologues while your at it.

pls also post blase's guide to posting on groundforce1 or simply stfu about me and find something else to do ?

post your guide to posting on groundforce1, you're the one thats complaining about it.

Blase 09-21-2006 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by Judas
you two make a nice a couple. enjoy your trip to my butthole.

I used to really like you, but you're really not the same anymore.

lol drama queen. how bout you do a monologue from the vagina monologues while your at it.

pls also post blase's guide to posting on groundforce1 or simply stfu about me and find something else to do ?

I come from the "down there" generation. That is, those were the words-spoken rarely and in a hushed voice-that the women in my family used to refer to all female genitalia, internal or external.

It wasn't that they were ignorant of terms like vagina, labia, vulva, or clitoris. On the contrary, they were trained to be teachers and probably had more access to information than most.

It wasn't even that they were unliberated, or "straitlaced," as they would have put it. One grandmother earned money from her strict Protestant church by ghostwriting sermons-of which she didn't believe a word-and then earned more by betting it on horse races. The other was a suffragist, educator, and even an early political candidate, all to the alarm of many in her Jewish community. As for my own mother, she had been a pioneer newspaper reporter years before I was born, and continued to take pride in bringing up her two daughters in a more enlightened way than she had been raised. I don't remember her using any of the slang words that made the female body seem dirty or shameful, and I'm grateful for that.

Nonetheless, I didn't hear words that were accurate, much less prideful. For example, I never once heard the word clitoris. It would be years before I learned that females possessed the only organ in the human body with no function other than to feel pleasure. (If such an organ were unique to the male body, can you imagine how much we would hear about it-and what it would be used to justify?) Thus, whether I was learning to talk, to spell, or to take care of my own body; I was told the name of each of its amazing parts except in one unmentionable area. This left me unprotected against the shaming words and dirty jokes of the school yard and, later, against the popular belief that men, whether as lovers or physicians, knew more about women's bodies than women did.

I first glimpsed the spirit of self-knowledge and freedom when I lived in India for a couple of years after college. In Hindu temples and shrines I saw the lingam, an abstract male genital symbol, but I also saw the yoni, a female genital symbol, for the first time: a flowerlike shape, triangle, or double-pointed oval. I was told that thousands of years ago, this symbol had been worshiped as more powerful than its male counterpart, a belief that carried over into Tantrism, whose central tenet is man's inability to reach spiritual fulfillment except through sexual and emotional union with woman's superior spiritual energy. It was a belief so deep and wide that even some of the woman-excluding, monotheistic religions that came later retained it in their traditions, although such beliefs were (and still are) marginalized or denied as heresies by mainstream religious leaders.

For example: Gnostic Christians worshiped Sophia as the female Holy Spirit and considered Mary Magdalene the wisest of Christ's disciples; Tantric Buddhism still teaches that Buddhahood resides in the vulva; the Sufi mystics of Islam believe that fana, or rapture, can be reached only through Fravahi, the female spirit; the Shekina of Jewish mysticism is a version of Shakti, the female soul of God; and even the Catholic church included forms of Mary worship that focused more on the Mother than on the Son. In many countries of Asia, Africa, and other parts of the world where gods are still depicted in female as well as in male forms, altars feature the Jewel in the Lotus and other representations of the Lingam-in-the-yoni. In India, the Hindu goddesses Durga and Kali are embodiments of the yoni powers of birth and death, creation and destruction.


I find it ironic that you call me the drama queen when you have a much longer history of starting shit just for the sake of starting shit.

Coleman 09-21-2006 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by Judas
you two make a nice a couple. enjoy your trip to my butthole.

I used to really like you, but you're really not the same anymore.

lol drama queen. how bout you do a monologue from the vagina monologues while your at it.

pls also post blase's guide to posting on groundforce1 or simply stfu about me and find something else to do ?


Simo Häyhä 09-21-2006 08:23 PM

if this isnt old then i dont know what is

Judas 09-21-2006 08:31 PM

ahahahhahahah @ the paper length flame (of which i read nothing. nice waste of time). what is that 1000 words or less? omg thats too much.

Blase 09-21-2006 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
ahahahhahahah @ the paper length flame (of which i read nothing. nice waste of time). what is that 1000 words or less? omg thats too much.

Wow, are you really that dense?

Pyro 09-21-2006 08:37 PM

It's not important.

Nyck 09-21-2006 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
ahahahhahahah @ the paper length flame (of which i read nothing. nice waste of time). what is that 1000 words or less? omg thats too much.

haha at not reading it and realizing its the same bullshit you post, ie find a lengthy description on how to massage balls and then copy and paste it here

ps. he did just what you asked him too

Judas 09-21-2006 08:42 PM

ya.

Nyck 09-21-2006 08:45 PM

Clue Phone: RIIIIINGGGGG RINNNNNNG RIIIIIING
Tommy: Hullo?
Clue Phone: That was a monlouge from the vagina monolouges
Tommy: fuk. mac. starbucks.


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