Post Traumatic Cabin Fever Syndrome
 

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.....................


You may have noticed but I've been on the net quite a bit lately. I have a problem lads & it's called I don't know wtf to do with my life now! I've come back from my little cruise thing & want to go on another but it's proving quite difficult. Whats worse is that all my mates now have girlfriends & no time for moi & all the young ladies from this area have left for uni so all the clubs suck & the weather in England also sucks donkey kok... If I can I'll try & get another job out crusing kus I still want to see the world but hanging around here in the meantime truly sucks!

If I don't go cruising I'm not quite sure what my next move should be. I've graduated from university with a degree in history which means I can prolly get a crappy office job 9-5 in London.

But if I do do that then I can see it as being the end of my fun life forever & after about 5 months of 9-5 in the same office with the same people I may freak out a little. oOo:

I still want to travel & one of the places I really want to check out is the USA. I keep thinking what the UK will be like in the future & I can't say it looks too pretty. The population is exploding with high birth rate & immigration so house prices in the south are ridiculous. We are an island too so there's no escaping that problem as we haven't much room. When the north sea oil fields run out we'll have to import gas from the commies in Russia & taxes will raise even higher. In short I wana get out of here, singing whilst I go, kus there's better prospects heading west!

The problem is how tf do I get all the way to the USA/Canada & get employment & a place to stay? I spose I'll have to get a job here first that can involve me travelling...

Bah, I'm at the point in my life now where the decisions I make can result in what age I retire & what I'll be doing for the next 30 years, quite a daunting prospect. Everything used to be so ordered.

Just my 2p sorry to bore all you chaps!

you can come live with me!

Y-Nvest when you can have fluffy Bunny buttsex w/o the rest

K-Y business solutions

Come to florida by using this:

Disney College Program.

Rated #1 place to get laid, seriously, no b.s it came out on a magazine years back. Vista Way a.k.a Vista lay. Hell i bet even coma and duffy could get laid here.

I fucked a british chick all thanks to the program.



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i'll let you sleep in my dorm if you want fluffers. American women will usually fuck anything with an english accent biggrin:

f meh , ur life can be put on hold for 8 grueling hours

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nm disney pisses me off too much need a place with clubs!

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protip: most students who come back from Vista Way say its fucking slave labor.

Fluff, i have barely enough time in the day to wipe my ass but......i'd make time to hang out with you and lift you from this rut you're in. Hey, i know this cool joint for hooking up women.......only thing is......most are 30 and older. If you're into the older pussy, drop me a line and we'll hang.

Move to Florida and pull pussy with your James Bond style looks. I'll come in and scoop up the scraps or friends.

And now I'm sad. cry:

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protip: most students who come back from Vista Way say its fucking slave labor.[/quote:a223a]

it's so true, lmao, but i don't give a shit, i'm not in the program i just work security there oOo:

Come to Denver and we can have wild sex in my basement

Yeah...im not really looking forward to the second half of my life.

That's life though - doing shit you might not want to do.

its simple, shag an american bird, then solutions to life will come to you

[quote="White Rabbit":1aec9]its simple, shag an american bird, then solutions to life will come to you[/quote:1aec9]

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Rippers.

[quote="White Rabbit":d017c]its simple, shag an american bird, then solutions to life will come to you[/quote:d017c]



That certainly comes into part of my grand design

get a one way ticket to the states or canada and you can prolly get a job anywhere around here in a major city like NYC, Chicago and LA. you got a degree and your accent will give you an air of sophistication. if immigrants from mexico and vietnam can get jobs over here in orange county, so can you and since you speak english already, youve got an advantage. like others said as well, most chicks here will dig your accent and will prolly pay to keep you in their apartment biggrin:

its a risk, but im sure a guy like you can pull it off. just apply for a visa or green card when you get here and make sure you renew it. immigrants from N Europe have priority over those from S Europe and the 3rd world.

Yeah man, I looooove girls with English accents, I met one off Mexico once and she was so fucking pretty, but she came the next day with fucking cornrolls.... I cant understand why girls do that... (white chick)

Edit: Los Angelo fucking sucks, San Francisco is by far my favorite city in the world, theres so much different "cultures" in every neighborhood, and the streets are wild, I used to stand up in the car as a kid and pretend I was surfing. I used to live there, on that.

come live in my dorm. Miami has the hottest women in the country.

Miami, Ohio?

[quote="Doctor Duffy":b303c]Miami, Ohio?[/quote:b303c]
yep rock:

nope. Copenhagen, Denmark for the win or any other norwegian country like sweeden.

...I hope you know that sentence is a contradiction? The proper thing would be '...or any other Scandinavian country like Sweden'. rolleyes:

I also hope he's aware that those places are outside the country. Double fail, Lolman annoy:

[quote="White Rabbit":70555]its simple, shag an american bird, then solutions to life will come to you[/quote:70555]

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become a motivational speaker

That's why I need you around here Tystnad! beer:

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San Francisco is by far my favorite city in the world[/quote:c2b06]


...and you are planning on joining the navy. You are gayer than an urge to suck dick.

i agree. fluffy, convince thousands of old ladies to send their money to you.

And then change your name to Max Bialystock, and start making broadway plays.

rofl

tl, dr...