Offbeat 'Your momma' jokes
 

okay, this might be fun. Your standard "Your [relative] is so [negative condition] that [hilarious yet unfortunate consequences]", except the last part doesnt have that 'Oh SNAP!' quality, but is rather straightforward.
Example:

"Your brother is so stupid he has to go to a special school and he can't feed himself and sometimes you hear your Dad abusing him at night."

stupid:

Coma, your mother is so fat you use her dick as a hammock.

Please dont tell me you told these jokes to your 'date'.

Your momma is so fat, when she gets in a elevator, she MUST go down

Your momma so fat, that when she was swimming with the whales, the whales started singing "We Are Family"

You're mothers teeth are so yellowish orange from smoking menthols and drinking coffee that she got a job at the Cheeto factory rubbing all the nuggets on her grill to color them and thats why you have internet access and that computer

Your momma is so ugly your grandma fed her with a sling-shot.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":53695]Please dont tell me you told these jokes to your 'date'.[/quote:53695]
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Your momma so fat her blood type is Dolmio!!

I LOLd!

Your mama's so fat she went on a diet.

You're mommas so fat that black guys are into her.

Your Mother is so stupid that when she tried to forward a funny email to your Aunt, she accidentally booked a flight to Florida and ordered a Dell.

yo momma so stupid, that when she goes to bed, she brings a ruler with her so she can see how long she sleeps

Your momma is so nasty when your dad and her have phone sex he gets an ear infection.

ed: biggrin:

your momma is so fat and bad tempered...I gots to take two trains and a bus jus to get on her good side.

Your momma is so smelly that whenever she passes the bathroom the toilet flushes by itself

your momma is so dirty, she takes mud baths.

and Golden Showers

your mommas so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.

your mommas so fat she has her own zip code

your dick is so small you piss on your nuts

your mother is so old she need a wheelchair oOo:

doesn't make sense, does it?

Your mom's so fat she eats food.

Your mommas so hot global warming has been directly attributed to her.

Your mother is so ugly that only duffy wants to make love to her

your mommas so ugly u should shave her butt and teach her to walk backwards....erm, probably.

Your mother is so fat that she eats more than a normal person.

Yer Maw's thighs are so fat, she tried to get into the driver's seat of her car, got stuck, called the emergency services, only to be told that all available emergency service workers had been killed in a race riot.

Coma is so fat he sucked ma dick

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book !!

and she's that stoopid she thinks sucking and fucking are chinese towns.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b4379]Your Mother is so stupid that when she tried to forward a funny email to your Aunt, she accidentally booked a flight to Florida and ordered a Dell.[/quote:b4379]

looooool happy: happy:

Yo momma's so gullible she believed Arkan when he said he wouldn't fuck her in the ass and invited him in for tea and biscuits.

^^ happy:

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Your momma is so fat shes coma

Your mommas so stupid she posted in the 300 thread thinking it was about bowling.

hahahah. free internets for you

[quote="Simo Häyhä":f8ed4]hahahah. free internets for you[/quote:f8ed4]

Right on! Everything you say is funny to me, so then when I say something stupid or not funny you can laugh with me just like I did for you right there!