Secret Santa
 

Need opinions on some gifts for a Secret Santa exchange we're having at work.. Thinking of these:

[url=http://www.mrstiggywinkles.ca/shopbycategory/displayproduct.asp?ID=s68.85:cd7e4]Moo Mixer[/url:cd7e4]

[url=http://www.thesourcecc.com/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=Online&category=Office+Gadgets&product= 6118225:cd7e4]Desktop Water Dispenser[/url:cd7e4]

[url=http://www.mrstiggywinkles.ca/shopbycategory/displayproduct.asp?ID=s66.1455:cd7e4]Airzooka[/url:cd7e4]

I'm thinking AIRZOOKA!

I was gonna order shit from ThinkGeek.com but I would get ass raped with shipping and duty.

[img]http://www.tiffstoys.com/humungous%20butt%20plug.jpg[/img]

^^ ftw

Ive tried one of those airzooka things before, pretty weird feeling when you get hit by it.

airzooka sounds fun, we do that too there is a $25 dollar limit and the girls name I pulled wants gift certs to a movie complex

I think if I get a dude's name, I'll get the Airzooka. Otherwise, I might go for one of the other two...prolly the water dispenser.

the airzooka is badass. Especially if you get yourself and dont tell anyone

get the airzooka mang! I have 2 of them got em for 4.50 a piece at the halloween store 50% off

I love pwning my cats with it. Its really cool when you stand far away you can literally here the air coming at you.

I think im getting the mini water cooler for my wife

lol, we're doing a secret santa exchange here at SMC. Since were college students and dont have to abide by office rules, our gifts are a liiiittle different. I think our limit is like $20...and Im seriously considering giving the girl a dildo. I think it would be a good one, since she is extremely conservative and is the polar opposite to all of our friends.

*zoner, go to your local spencers if you have one. I see the airzookas in stock there all the time.

ROFL one of my friends has an airzooka. He has this tiny dog as a pet and blasted that nugga in the face. The dog was standing at the edge of the staircase and started falling down the steps. Luckily she clung her claws into the carpet and only fell 2 steps down. I ROFL'd.

shit in your coworkers drawers

Can you say Sexual Harrasment suit?

[quote="Simo Häyhä":6dda6]shit in your coworkers drawers[/quote:6dda6]
I want to give them something I don't give them every Thursday anyway.

its college, there is no sexual harassment, only drunkenness

what do I have to do with feeding penguins?

Fleshlight

lmfao, fleshlight, fuck yeah

I got an airzooka for my little sister's birthday, they're funner than fuck for light stuff, I knocked the cereal box over w/ it and I get a kick out of shooting my dog, cause she actually enjoys it

ROFL that's actually pretty fucking awesome.

If its someone you dislike, get them the water cooler with a card that suggest they stop hanging out at the office water cooler to chat because everyone hates them.

give them a donation to the human fund

money for people.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":088df]give them a donation to the human fund

money for people.[/quote:088df] rock: