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Nyck 03-20-2007 08:54 AM

Big sunglasses...WHY?
 
why do girls where these fucking retarded things

[img]http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/paris-hilton-shopping-beverly-hills-04.jpg[/img]

[img]http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/tara-reid-lunch-ivy-beverly-hills-01-thumb.jpg[/img]

[img]http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/lindsay-lohan-midtown-ny-01-thumb.jpg[/img]

[img]http://noninformation.wordpress.com/files/2006/08/richiehilton.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.mylivingtree.com/3695pic/855/CP793855.jpg[/img]

They seriously look retarded I swear its like giant bug eye, willy wonka shit

pretty soon they will just wear giant fucking tinted domes around their entire head and look like mysterio from SPiderman
[img]http://www.magpage.com/~spidey/FIGURES/images/photos/mysterio.jpg[/img]

geRV 03-20-2007 08:56 AM

Id assume older women wear them to cover the wrinkles around their eyes, pamela anderson almost always has a pair of these glued to her face.

As for young girls, fuck knows, might like looking like giant bugs.

Zoner 03-20-2007 08:56 AM

My guess is that celebrities wear them to hide their faces/bloodshot eyes from the paparazzi.

Average chicks wear them because they're idiots who look up to Paris Hilton. rolleyes:

Nyck 03-20-2007 08:59 AM

heres a shot of my buddy skyler wearing a pair that belong to a girl we work with. she is seriously like 5'1 and 100 lbs these things look gigantic on her face

[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Nyck1118/Random/lawl.jpg[/img]

TGB! 03-20-2007 08:59 AM

Most people dont wear them. Just the people who dont live out in the middle of nowhere that do.

Carry on foreigners.

geRV 03-20-2007 09:00 AM

[quote="TGB!":b5455]Most people dont wear them. Just the people who dont live out in the middle of nowhere that do.

Carry on foreigners.
[/quote:b5455]


oOo:

TGB! 03-20-2007 09:02 AM

What I mean, is its a fashion trend youre more likely to see on the west/east coasts of "the states" than anywhere else. . .not where a whole lot of nothing goes on - i.e. where Nyck lives.

Unknown_Sniper 03-20-2007 09:25 AM

I assume its to attract solar energy to heat their bodies. I mean they have no fat(cept that last chubby chick), they were almost nothing, and we'll, do you really care? all it means is you don't have to see all of their hideous faces.

Zoner 03-20-2007 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
heres a shot of my buddy skyler wearing a pair that belong to a girl we work with. she is seriously like 5'1 and 100 lbs these things look gigantic on her face

[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Nyck1118/Random/lawl.jpg[/img]

I'm surprised he didn't spontaneously combust, but to the extreme clash between those glasses and the Dark Tranquility shirt. rock:

Eames 03-20-2007 09:32 AM

as long as their hot, i don't care what they wear.

Nyck 03-20-2007 09:41 AM

[quote="TGB!":ca3cc]What I mean, is its a fashion trend youre more likely to see on the west/east coasts of "the states" than anywhere else. . .not where a whole lot of nothing goes on - i.e. where Nyck lives.[/quote:ca3cc]
I see it everywhere
I work in ann arbor and live 20 minutes out of it and Detroit(which btw has twice the population of nutsackramento. ) Michigan rates as the 8th most populated state in the US and also work within walking distance of of of the 15 largest major universities in the united states. Yea I dont live in commiefornia or new yawk but I hardly live where "nothing goes on." dipshit.

Machette 03-20-2007 09:49 AM

I actually like the way they look...

geRV 03-20-2007 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
I actually like the way they look...

Too used to seeing porn stars wearing them to avoid the load hitting their eyes. biggrin:

TGB! 03-20-2007 10:52 AM

Does the Terminator live in your city? No? Then stfu. . .

Yea yea, twice the people - and twice the shit. At least I LIVE in the city, and dont claim it by proxy: "The highway I pass through on the way to the grocer is in detroit - REDWINGS BABY!"

As The Nazi said, so long as their hot - they can wear Michellen tires on their fucking necks. But, as you do live in-or-around the Detroit area, the "attractive female" thing Im sure isnt working out for ya.

Unknown_Sniper 03-20-2007 11:03 AM

[quote="TGB!":f25e2]Does the Terminator live in your city? No? Then stfu. . .

Yea yea, twice the people - and twice the shit. At least I LIVE in the city, and dont claim it by proxy: "The highway I pass through on the way to the grocer is in detroit - REDWINGS BABY!"

As The Nazi said, so long as their hot - they can wear Michellen tires on their fucking necks. But, as you do live in-or-around the Detroit area, the "attractive female" thing Im sure isnt working out for ya.
[/quote:f25e2]
well he may not live in the "fashionable" part of the country, but I for one am a 20 year old male with raging hormones and the want and desires to have lots of sex. When I see those glasses I feel a bit of me die inside and I want to punch babies in the kidneys.

ninty 03-20-2007 11:51 AM

wtf are you even talking about tgb?

TonyMontana 03-20-2007 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
wtf are you even talking about tgb?

detroit is a shit hole and wouldn't understand fashion. i think that's what he's implying.

Simo Häyhä 03-20-2007 12:20 PM

The People's Republik of Kommifornia

Eight Ace 03-20-2007 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Too used to seeing porn stars wearing them to avoid the load hitting their eyes. biggrin:

yes, they are simply cum-shields is all.

strvs 03-20-2007 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
http://pandachute.com/videos/southparks_funniest_scene_ever

rofl

LOL

anti 03-20-2007 01:13 PM

to me it's like a lower back tattoo. by wearing those glasses you're just making a statement, "hey, i'm a tool. pee in my butt".

geRV 03-20-2007 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
to me it's like a lower back tattoo. by wearing those glasses you're just making a statement, "hey, i'm a tool. pee in my butt".

Thats your fantasy sicko. eek:

Coleman 03-20-2007 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
wtf are you even talking about tgb?

yeah, but I'm sorry mr blade, you're very wrong. So quit while you're far behind (yes i mean that).

Any place with a university brings in people from all over the country. I think it's safe to say sunglasses like these will be in a diverse place (ie university) as a fashion trend EVEN though tgb insists it's a big-city trend that only a "few people" would be originally from. If you take overalls. Shit, I doubt that trend would take effect in any diverse and high populated area. This example just shows how it doesn't matter where you come from. chicks wear them everywhere.

I don't find most of them bad. But when it is a small-framed girl and abnormally large sunglasses it does look ridiculous.

Zoner 03-20-2007 01:32 PM

They're obviously mimicking the "it" celebs of the day; the endless cavalcade of crotch-flashing, piss-loaded-drunk Hollywood partygirls who paradoxically seem to produce the shittiest bodies of work, yet are still famous.

i.e., Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid, Nicole Ritchie, The Olsen Twins

geRV 03-20-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
i.e., Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid, Nicole Ritchie, The Olsen Twins

STD collection. biggrin:

TGB! 03-20-2007 01:35 PM

My comments were based on the preceived "Omg I dont get it - its so retarded" comments made by the OP - I didnt suggest that NOONE outside of the original birthplace of these fashion trends dont wear the damn things - simply that if youre a redneck or just not in an area tied to the fashion. . .of course its going to seem ridiculous to you. . .

Sure there are colleges everywhere, but does college culture affect the area it surrounds or vice-versa (Berkely and the lot notwithstanding).

Saying the shit looks dumb is so subjective any fucking way.

Coleman 03-20-2007 01:45 PM

[quote="TGB!":af6eb]

Sure there are colleges everywhere, but does college culture affect the area it surrounds or vice-versa (Berkely and the lot notwithstanding).
[/quote:af6eb]I'd say for the most part it can be both. Like I said, you're not gonna have kids bring overalls to some school in LA and have it hit. But you can take a place like PennState (obviously using it as an example bc it's my own experience) and build a whole city around the college. There's nothing but cows here but the 43,000 students or so make the city themselves and the whole downtown area affecting what businesses open up and such.

geRV 03-20-2007 01:49 PM

Ninja edit ftw ^

random:

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/14/slapper2.jpg[/img]

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Pyro 03-20-2007 01:52 PM

i don't really like em...lots of girls have em around here.

geRV 03-20-2007 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
i don't really like em...lots of girls have em around here.


Its either tats or piercings..or both. Its bad enough when they've enough metal hanging from their face that when walking past the local scrap yard they get sucked onto the magnet 100 feet above them.

Then they have to go paint themselves with retarded slogans or stupid looking little pictures of things. oOo:

Nyck 03-20-2007 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Ninja edit ftw ^

random:

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/14/slapper2.jpg[/

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/smilies/lol.gif[/img]


ROFL!

Arkan 03-20-2007 05:30 PM

Like anything else, it'll fade and some other retarded fashion will take it's place.


On another note, perhaps it's to cover those black eyes. Bitches need to listen better !!

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 03-20-2007 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
I actually like the way they look...

Too used to seeing porn stars wearing them to avoid the load hitting their eyes. biggrin:

CUM GOGGLES?????

They wear em to stop their eyes going oOo:

Eight Ace 03-20-2007 10:46 PM

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/metg.jpg[/img]

gurls r stewped.

- Metzger

Tripper 03-21-2007 02:45 AM

Those glasses have been fashionable for like the last 4 years. I dont see what the problem is, girls wear plenty of weird shit - They're girls, thats what they do. Our role as men is to be completely clueless to this womens fashion thing.

That's why all male fashion designers who make womens clothes are GAY.

Simo Häyhä 03-21-2007 07:12 AM

lmao 8ace

Milla 03-21-2007 10:09 AM

I actually said something to a girl at work, she was leaving and put her sun glasses on and i literally started to laughed because they looked so ridiculous.

ninty 03-21-2007 10:14 AM

i like big sunglasses and i cannot lie
you other brothers can't deny
that when a girl walk in
with an itty ibtty waist and
big fucking sunglasses on their face
you say wtf?

Zoner 03-21-2007 10:28 AM

[img]http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/8/6/0/5/655068_356x237.jpg[/img]
/approves

Pyro 03-21-2007 07:00 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":3382a]lmao 8ace[/quote:3382a]


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