Use 1 square of toilet paper per visit
 

Cheryl Crow is apparently on drugs, as she proposes we only use one square of toilet paper per visit. I might as well just shit into my hand and put it inside my mouth, you know, to consume my own non biodegradable waste.

oOo:

[quote:844c3]Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."[/quote:844c3]

[url:844c3]http://the-autopsy.blogspot.com/2007/04/aquanet-moment-sheryl-crow.html[/url:844c3]

1 square? LOL i practically use a quarter of a toilet roll anytime i take a shit...or should that be leave a shit as its not like you're taking it anywhere with you? eek:

rofl

[quote:f9b61]How about just using your hand? Or a rag you carry around? Remind me to give Sheryl a Jose Canseco forearm bash instead of shaking her hand[/quote:f9b61]

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We can all have our own personal ass handkerchief.

I reel off 1-2 FEET of paper with each wipe. Sheryl obviously doesn't have hair on her ass.

imwithstupid:

That could work if it was like 100 ply tp that you could unfold and use however you normally do.

Yea I bundle that shit up

3-5 per wipe; 1 square is madness.

i have my shit pushed back in so I dont gotta worry about toilet paper.

Perhaps she should simply be executed to cut down on the demand.

i usually wipe my anus with the phone book

maybe she was thinking as a girl when they gotta clean their little slits after going #1 (Worst wording of any posts I ever made ha)

I eat paper so I wipe when I shit

thats what i assumed when i read it, she may be stupid, but she isnt dumb enough to think a man can use a single square for his business.

Maybe I could use 1 square if I shat a brick and it came through my sphincter and anus clean.

that would be impossible...only those lucky shits when you pretty much don't even need one would be ok.

What the hell would we do on taco night?

Get a sheet of toilet paper the size of a bed sheet. biggrin:

I bet she uses half a roll to wipe her snatch.

Fucking kunts.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/print?id=3071833

Moar bad joeks.

stupid:

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i shit ina box. plz lok this thred
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[quote:9ddac]Chronic Diarrhea
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Use 1 square of toilet paper per visit

Cheryl Crow is apparently on drugs, as she proposes we only use one square of toilet paper per visit...

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With a name like yours that's hardly viable.

WIPE YO' SLIT BITCH - YOU BE DRIBBLIN' ON MY NEW SHEEPSKIN RUG

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5dee3][quote:5dee3]Chronic Diarrhea
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Use 1 square of toilet paper per visit

Cheryl Crow is apparently on drugs, as she proposes we only use one square of toilet paper per visit...

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With a name like yours that's hardly viable.[/quote:5dee3]

I shit bricks. The name is just a formality.

I use 3 squares 1 up, 1 down and the 3rd to polish the_finger:

**UPDATE** Crow says it was just a joke. OK, nice cover up. oOo:

holy fuck roflllll

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the only thorough clean

AH HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!

Crumpler or Folder.. no one can only use 1 square.

[quote="Short Hand":44df1]Crumpler or Folder.. no one can only use 1 square.[/quote:44df1]

that's why I believe that it was a joke. There is no possible way that suggestion can be serious, it's just impossible.

x2 AHAHAHAH