I Almost Touched Tiger Woods...
 

No, not like that... I went to the Buick Open today and he almost gave me a high-five but some little dumbass walked in front of me. Tiger looks a lot bigger and more muscular in person, anyone else ever been to a golf tournament?

Holy crap you went to Warwick Hills??

...I was at the Australian Open once and I couldn't find a toilet anywhere... I almost touched cloth! :o

Yeah it would have been more fun but it was SOOOO crowded. I live 10 minutes away.

Ah, I would love to go down there but I know it is so damn crowded as is. Tiger's gonna win it...

I was thinkingwhen you said toushed tiger woods i was thinking about you getting near him but since you said [quote:d4ee3]No, not like that... [/quote:d4ee3] Im gueesing you almost had sex with him.
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j/K

If i was you i would of gotten his autograph on a nike hat!

You almost touched tigers wood?? :o




:D

I gots tickets to the PGA Championship at Hazeltine :D
They're only for opening round thursday tho

I have a vision of a new TV series. Almost Touched by a Tiger. or mabye Woody for Woods.

woody for woods sounds good, i'm sure E will air it :roll: fucking laptop took me 7 seconds to move the cursor over to the smiley

amazing story....i woulda punched that kid in the face...that would have gotten Tiger's attention :wink:

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Re: I Almost Touched Tiger Woods...
 

It's sick fucks like you that make the world a sadder place... people trying to touch Tiger Woods, some drunken fat bastard running onto the field during the recent SA v NZ Tri Nations rugby match and crash tackling the ref... where will it stop?

Stop idolising people for their chosen vocation and be your own best human example and role model...

By the way, I'll be wandering around the streets of Sydney tomorrow, so I better not see any hands trying to elicit altitudinally aligned signs for metacarpal connections, or I'll rip ya fuckin' arms orrff!...

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shut the fuck up

Busta Rhymes yelled at me like a week ago. I work at jones beach in NY and i was working the concert one night and it was the area 2 tour with Moby and David Bowie and i was working the parking lot. So a silver extersion pulls up and this guy in the driver seat says we need to go back stage and i told him u need a pass. Then i hear Busta Rhymes' voice from the passenger side and he said "Busta Rhymes dont need no pass." U could tell he was pissed and i looked over and it was him. So i let him through. I probably shouldnt have just to see what he would have done. :D

< ==== Was a marshall at the President's Cup :)

no but i have seen them on tv.

[quote="Bean 2":c9a93]Busta Rhymes yelled at me like a week ago. I work at jones beach in NY and i was working the concert one night and it was the area 2 tour with Moby and David Bowie and i was working the parking lot. So a silver extersion pulls up and this guy in the driver seat says we need to go back stage and i told him u need a pass. Then i hear Busta Rhymes' voice from the passenger side and he said "Busta Rhymes dont need no pass." U could tell he was pissed and i looked over and it was him. So i let him through. I probably shouldnt have just to see what he would have done. :D[/quote:c9a93]

I would have turned him away and if he tried to still get throght I would have called the cops.

tiger is my favorite golf player. i think that he is the best in the world bu that is juts my opinion. it could work out other ways withh other people.

why are black people good at everything *NON RACIST COMMENT*

hahahahahah what? What are u talking about hahahahahahahahahahah :D

Hmmmm....everything... I think you mean sports.

What about hockey? Or curling?

I don't see no black curlers. Or horse shoers

I saw Tiger in the British Open. He winked at my mom :o

Better questions is why would you ask. Anybody is as good as anybody else if they apply themselves. :)

[quote="Low spark":9fbc5]I have a vision of a new TV series. Almost Touched by a Tiger. or mabye Woody for Woods.[/quote:9fbc5]

Whats the favority soap opera in alabama "Touched by an Uncle"

lol yes i mean sports

you know the reason why black people dont play hockey? its cause when theyre skin is exposed to the cold for very long it hardens and cracks up. it looks pretty bad if youve ever seen it

Tiger just won...

[quote="Old Reliable":afbd9]Tiger just won...[/quote:afbd9]
How touching

That was a really bad pun :o

that was a pun?

yes a pun, and yes a really bad one.

....I thought it was the number one pun, bar none...... 8)

[quote="Mr.X":5ca0f]....I thought it was the number one pun, bar none...... 8)[/quote:5ca0f]

hit me with the big pun 8)

Hey anyone got a nice sticky cinnamon pun?