funniest MOHAA moments
 

oh my god it's true, strik0r actually STARTED a thread instead of ruining one! what ever sall we do? the end is nya, the end is nya!

err anyway, post yer funniest moments

both mine come from the TK room (see http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... 73&start=0 ) the first night well basically running around mowing down team mates with the shotgun for 2 hours, 24 or so people all TKing is quite hilarious. the other one was last night, i was actually playing semi-nice because an admin was around. i was axis and was camping the church tower with a sniper rifle, so was some other guy. some allies were running around by the destroyed house across from the tower, so i started shooting them. on my last shot the guy in the tower moved in front of me as i was firing, the bullet passed through his upper right arm or upper torso and hit the ally in the head. my teammate was down to 15 health and ended up pistol whipping me while i was reloading.

good times.

That one time we defended the bathroom was pretty funny until SOMEONE kept dropping nades then going into spectator.

now its OUR turn to ruin YOUR threads!!!

................crickets chirp.....................clock sounds ticking in the backround..................breaks wind...........

that one time? i don't know about you but i defend ze basswoom every time, sitting in the window with my ghetto blaster.

Yeah but there were like 10 of us up there.

Funniest Moment
 

Hrm...lemme see...funniest moment...

Well, I can think of two instances where I was literally laughing at something in MOHAA:

1. Destroyed Village: I saw an Axis sniper trying to get on the ledge outside the church bell tower. I climbed up the ladder in the tower and drew my pistol. As he was jumping and jumping, trying to get out the window, I pistol whipped him once. I guess I scared him and he ended up falling out the window, landing flat on his face, and croaking. I was laughing so hard that I got promptly sniped in the neck. Maybe the falling body gave away my position...heh heh.

2. This moment actually occurred in Single Player. I was going from room-to-room in a Nazi manor (the first level with the shotgun...don't recall the name). I opened a door to find 4 Nazis sitting around a table. Seeing that I had burst through the door, they stood up and got ready to attack. Well, one chap pulled out a potato masher and was about to send it my way. I backed out the door and went to my right. Just as the german threw the grenade, the door closed. I heard the grenade hit the back of the door, then a bunch of frantic shouting in german, then *BOOM* I opened the door and there were 4 dead Nazis. It struck me SO funny.


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i was playing on remagen once and this guy came running up to me and i shot him. hmmm funny tastes good.

I deffinately have to say the TK'r night was one of the funniest. Others included the usuall tking under a different name. Of course, it was about 1 week into the game (which i sucked i might add) and i went into the Hunt map. I kept killing team mates at the starting. They were sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o Pissed off at me. Then i kept changing names and teams randomly. They didn't know who to fire at so they wound up killing eachother and not me. :lol:

i dont really have any funny moments.l :cry:

this one time though there was this guy and everyone hated him cause all he did was camp in the same spots and it was kinda hard to kill him. so everyone in the room changed to the other team but him. we were all just chasing himm around and it was pretty funny to watch. thats the extent of funny for me.

On more than one occasion, my friends have literally walked up to people and have them firing at them with an SMG or MG, NOT MOVING and totally miss only to return with 3 shots between the eyes.

And then there was the time on Stalingrad where me and my bro were playing and I landed on his head and he gave me a "shotgun enema"

I had a great time when one night everyone agreed that Stalingrad courtyard was for pistol wipping only, it didn't take long for the 20 or
so people to 'drop-in' and we had an amazing 30 minutes wipping orgy...

The only time i actually LOL was when we we're only 3 and this one guy
was getting all cocky while we were just having fun, nothing serious
in a 3 man objective game...(you need at least 4). Well, we both changed
our name to his and i got a pretty good laugh as my bud was talking crap
(in the other's name) and i was responding to my bud (you're a retard...)
and stuff has if i was the other guy...confusion was at it's best !
Pretty sure the other dude was pissed off after a while though...LOL
he didn't know WHO was bitching him no more...

I think we all get a great satisfaction from pistol wipping an unsuspecting
sniper and watch move a bit, not seing you, like it's a bug or something
while you bash him again and DIE! Then he writes 'WTF?' ...hehe

Sneaky IS good !

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the funniest moments are not so muchwhat happens to me, but what people say.

One day, someone said that you automatically get 100 kills if you press alt f4.
For all of those non-technical people that were despirate, they found themselves looking at the screen of gamespy. that always strikes me as funny hen you encounter people that dont know how to use a compiter.

Also, i had a typo. Then one of my clan mates tried re-doing it to make fun of me and he messed it up then replied with the statement:

aww i fucked up a typo!

hahahah it was the most hilarious thing i have ever read,

If it doesnt strike you as funny, then you had to be their or your humor level needs to be stooped down a notch for a minute, but its a great line.

For all of those people who want to find out what alt f4 does try it. (it's not the equivilent to ctrl alt delete dont worry)

i've been saying stuff like "for all weapons hold the alt key and press the f4 key 3 times" in tribes for years, and it still gets 1 or 2 people every time :wink:

My fave came after I was picking people off with a MG on Stalingrad from
the bottom floor by the plank crossover and heard a noise behind me
then spun around and sprayed three guys running through the doorway.
Heard 2 WTF's and snapped out a line from a Clint Eastwood western I love to use in those situations.. "Your spurs..."

Just as I finished typing this I heard feet land behind me...as I was
reloading... turned around just in time to see a guy come in through
the window and pistol-whip me.

Funny as hell to start with but even funnier if you've seen the movie.
In the movie someone comes in through the window too and says,
"There are two kinds of spurs my friend. Those that come in by the door.. and those that come in through the window"

The guy who got me said the same thing. I had tears in my eyes from laughing.

[9th GD] Corey

reminds me of one time playing V2 (the original not the new map) on CKR about 4 months ago, i was an axis STG whore and spawned in the room with the trucks. naturally i started heading towards their spawn point to surprise them a little, i opened the door and went into the hallway where 4 very surprised allies were making their way down. one clip in a couple of seconds quickly took them out of commision, i was laughing so hard at the "damn strik0r save some for us" messages from my team that i didn't notice the bazookaman in front of me. of course he blew me away and somehow survived at point blank range with 5 health and went on to erradicate the rest of my team with an STG, where ever could he have gotten that?

all happened within the first 15 seconds, never had one quite like that again.

from 2 nights ago.... comments from screaming n00bs....
n00b killed by shotgun = "Shotgun whore!"
n00b killed by rocket = "Rocket faggot!"
n00b killed by grenade = "!@#$!@ spammer!"

n00b ambushed by someone hiding in bushes = "BUSH POOF!"

i was LMAO for the rest of the map. Ive now got it bound for quicksay when anyone kills me :)

r3mix

BUSH POOF!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The funniest thing I have found is every so often you catch someone hiding in the bush on Stalingrad and they think its the best spot ever.
:lol:

one time during a clan match everyone went to take the clan pics' & for one we decided to have one with the 2 teams together. someone accedently clubbed one of my team mates & he had a real quick temper, he turned around & used his pistol to shoot the guy right between the eyes. a guy from the other team then pulled out his rifle & shot my team mate so i then pulled out my shotgun & blasted away 3 of their guys with one shot & was reloading but i got killed by one of their guys...oh boy did we get yelled at after that..

another one was tonight where we were playing on a server & they host thought he would try his latest master peice of a mod...it only had one problem....there was so much gravity you would crater just standing there

[img]http://www.boomspeed.com/a89aries/cratered.jpg[/img]

playing with no gravity on Stalingrad with Snipers only was fun...watching people's dead bodies float away was some good s**t.

iv done it on stalingrad 2 & it was amazing! everyone was useing rockets though.

had a laugh a couple of nights ago, bear in mind the server is titled NXGN clan server, there's like 6 players with [NXGN] prefixes, and this guy called Sgt Donkey Dick ( good handle not ) starts hassling other players threatening to kick them for using shotguns.... I pointed out he wasn't the server admin, and got the reply "NOR U". At this point most of the clan start taking the piss out of him, he gets arsey with us, and threatens to kick US ? Ask him to settle down, he gets worse, and then says "go on then kick me, you can't u dumb fucks"....

rcon kickclient .....

Made me laugh anyway

The funnist thing i saw waz when i there was this noob shotgunner who thought he was so good and i bashed him with a pistol and he starts yelling u noob thats so cheap.



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eatthis: eatthis: eatthis: eatthis: eatthis: eatthis:

was last week i think, this one guy kept getting killed and he called everyone who had shotguns newbs and everyone just told hime to stfu so a bunch of ppl switched to shotties and killed him over and over untill he finally left

playing on the WaffenSS server

omg people get so pissed at little thing....especially Anti Hero

it was pure him killing everyone then he does

FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU FUCKING NUMBNUTS MOTHER FUCKER

and I think I told some cujo[DOH] or someting like that I said yo mother a couple of times and he got pissed

mad funny moment
 

the FUNNIEST moment in my 3 months of playin mohaa came just 3 days ago... i was a shot gunner and i was in a room wit a ton of barells and beams...(the room wasnt that big) then another shot gunner entered the room and we literally spent 5 hours in a huge duel trying to kill each other... for ex. whenever i shot... RIGHT when i shot the guy ducked.. and we used up all our grenades and shot gun ammo until i finally manuevered my way around the barrels while he was reloading and shot him to death with my pistol... i left that room with exactly 3 health...

rofl pyro.. i remember that. i was so pissed then u got cujo so pissed and we all just freaked out haha

i think this is pretty funny
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/hiding.jpg[/img]

[quote="aNti hEro":30dc8]rofl pyro.. i remember that. i was so pissed then u got cujo so pissed and we all just freaked out haha

i think this is pretty funny
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/hiding.jpg[/img][/quote:30dc8]

sweet it shows one of my 2 kills from that game!

mine has to be bashing 3 peeps one after another. i kept sneeking up on them, DAMN n00bs. biggrin:

The best, and most funniest thing that happend was I was at crossroads. Had the thompson and had a MAD spree going, but then I ran low on ammo. So with like 10 shots I killed two shotgunners out of a team of 3 then ran outta ammo, saw the other guy coming for me, so I pistolized him in the skull. THats prolly the most memoriable.....I have many more....I play this game to much........I need a women.........

welcome to the club.. nice sig btw