c'mon Aussie, c'mon!!
 

May the farce be with you
August 27 2002 - Sydney Morning Herald

More than 70,000 Australians identified their religion as Jedi, Jedi Knight or Jedi-related in last year's national census.

The high number of Jedi-related religions was a response to an email published before the census calling on Star Wars fans to state Jedi as their religion.

"If there are enough people in the country, about 10,000, who put down the same religion, it becomes a fully recognised and legal religion," the email said.

The Australian Bureau of Statistics said Jedi or Jedi-related responses had been categorised as not defined for census output purposes.

"However, due to interest in this matter further analysis of census responses has been undertaken since the release of census data on 17 June to separately identify the number of Jedi-related responses," an ABS spokesman said.

He said 0.37 per cent, or 70,509 people, provided Jedi or a Jedi-related response on their census form.

wOOT!....time to throw another Jawa on the barby....you little humdinger! eek:

I always knew you Austrailians were crazy but... oOo:

Thats fucked up seriously swordfight:

[quote="Old Reliable":5d8b0]Thats fucked up seriously swordfight:[/quote:5d8b0]

...erm, no...it isn't! ..............runs away.............. oOo:

Thoes stupid nerds. Jedi is not a religion its a fucking thing made up in a movie. ITs called reality my dear friend.

Yeah it is actually quite sad.

swordfight: he he look at em go!

Re: c'mon Aussie, c'mon!!
 

[quote="Mr.X":6cc3b]May the farce be with you
August 27 2002 - Sydney Morning Herald

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Look at those aussies they dont even know what day it is they think its the 27th already! haha! Weird guys...

uhhhh....It is the 27th old reliable.

oOo: The aussies got to him too!

Snap out of it! Its August 26, 2002!!!

check your clock ya jedi

This is intolerable. oOo:

The aussies got into my head. Oh GOd......tell my wife and children I loved them.

Yeah, don't you live in HK or something?

...hey! wake up there, Lightnin'!!
it's called Aussies having a go at officialdom, my dear friend..... oOo:

Hey im an atheist. Ill try jedi as a religion. swordfight:

Infact I do live in this shithole. Dont I live in a different time zone?

Hey! The aussies havent gone into my head afterall. But you can still tell ym wife and children I love them...uh If its that I have any. freak:

Why is it a shit hole? What nationality are you? Were/are you raised there?

Since HK was British until a few years ago does that mean a person born there would be a British citizen? Or was it just a commonwealth country? Why do I have so many questions?

And yeah you do live in a different time sone than me. It's 9:07PM here.

HK is the most overcrowded, polluted place man. Its so fucking boring as well. HK was a British colony until 1997 and was given back to china and its called a Special Administrative region therefore its part of China but govenernd by a local government so its still a democracy. (GOOD GOD!)

Really? Wow, I didn't know it was governed by a local govt. Cool.

What the original thing said is that if a certain amount of people said they were "Jedi" it becomes official. What they neglected to say is that if you lie on the census, there's a $1000 fine.

Oops, no wonder Jedi were crap brown robes, they can't afford better.

Yes, I AM AN AUSSSSSIIEEE. And I don't say "oi oi oi". Or Crikey, come to think of it. But I do say mate a lot.

[quote="Wolf-Man":fd69d]
Yes, I AM AN AUSSSSSIIEEE. And I don't say "oi oi oi". Or Crikey, come to think of it. But I do say mate a lot.[/quote:fd69d]

Anyone remember Joe?

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfied is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!


You can watch the commercial here:

[url="http://canada4life.ca/joe.html"]http://canada4life.ca/joe.html[/url]

I personally don't live in an igloo or say "a boot", but I do say eh!

Never mind that Steve Irwin.....he's just a boofheaded pretender!
The true Aussie bush hero, the real deal....is Russell Coight!

[img]http://hometown.aol.com.au/chucktupp/rc.jpg[/img]

Heres Russell cracking the whip,
or whipping the crack as the case may be.[img]http://hometown.aol.com.au/chucktupp/rc1.jpg[/img]

Russell makes a billy of tea...bushy style.[img]http://hometown.aol.com.au/chucktupp/rc2.jpg[/img]



..erm, where can I find out more about Russell?, I hear you ask...[img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/smileys/30.gif[/img]
http://www.bigcoight.com/

Russell is an Outback Legend. LEGEND!

The best aussie of all time is Crocidile Dundee. Paul Hogan is the man and kick the crap outta any other aussie actor. "You call that a knife."

Mate Paul Hogan is just an actor. Russell is the REAL DEAL.

What about the pic where he is pleasuring himself and smacking his own ass with a whip. U call that a legen? Then we got millions of legends in the US. evil:

lol jedi...that really puts a stereotype on austraaalians. lol May the force be with you, M8 swordfight:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/tv/nerds.html [img]http://aff.ne-rangers.net/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

I just heard that Jedi thing was a scam

You just heard wrong[img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/smileys/58.gif[/img]

oh, I see...I thought you were saying it didn't really happen at all... eek:

I wouldnt mind trying that jedi religion, aslong as they provide a sympathetic vicar and you dont have to pay.

*waves hand*

You don't neeeed a symmmpathetic vicar...

ok, how about a pathetic vicar then
ohh, and do you still have to pay though?

[quote="Captain Bunny":3ab6d]I wouldnt mind trying that jedi religion, aslong as they provide a sympathetic vicar and you dont have to pay.[/quote:3ab6d]

...yes, with a nice cup of tea and a Lamington or Chelsea Bun..... oOo:

You just aren't allowed to go to Toshci Station. EVER.