Jesus, as seen from Cheese form
 

Two weeks ago i went to the Metro Toronto Zoo and sat down to eat lunch and a duck came up and bit my finger. It was fucking painful. DAMN it hurt. So hence we must all attack ducks.

I WANT YOU ALBOW!
/me squeels

olly shits it's albow!!! do what he says or we are all doomed!

We will get tripper to dust off his shovel and goggles and hunt them ducks!!!!!!!!

Damn boys....i've had a long summer...came back for one bout of insanity at miller's request...

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you, SATURDAY ALBOW LIVE

*takes off pants*

Is it saturday already?

*also takes off pants* wheres tripper!? than we can say its the Albow, milla, and tripper night live show!

And by the way, GOD DAMN
IT

Don't you people sleep? honestly...i'm ashamed of you...a forum with hardly ANY pornographical or warez material, and ur still on it after midnight?

You're young and hip! You're at the prime of your life...you should at very least be masturbating on your goddamn CAT right now you silly bastards!!!

And put on your goddamn pants miller...i'm pretty sure EVERYONE here has had a ride...

Its on't 10:46 here, and I am masturbating, but I don't have a cat. Sorry.

Your sick *pulls pants up* albow killed mah boner eek:

That's thanks to mah shovel boys...i saw this thing on TLC about how if a guy rapes you you grab their balls and their c*ck and twist it 360 three times, and it will just pop off

albow the hand rail story!!! *grabs balls* omg that has to hurt

Alright i'll tell...my friends steve and andy were sitting in toronto when their friend ian sat on a handrail.

Well, when he sat on the hand rail the heard "Phwooooooooshhhhhh"

Then later on they realized that when he sat on the rail, his testicles popped, and his balls blew up in his pants...his testes were hanging down from veins in his pants and he passed out in public...it was great

hell, if u lean too far forward on ur chair right now u could bust ur nut open

hurts just hearing about it eh fellas? eek:

Sometimes i rub the front of my seat in the car and think it's my girlfriend's pussy...our seats rock.

WHERE CAN I GET A SEAT LIKE THAT?!!!!!!!! cry:

No way. Seriously. My testicles just shrank up close to me after reading that.

Erm...just a question...did your friend not realize that his balls exploded right away? Or was he walking around just haveing a good time and then realized that his balls exploded?

No the wording there was odd....his balls exploded, he screamed and they got him to a hospital, and later they learned that his balls exploded

There hasnt been this many vets around for a while now.
We have:
VP
Trip
Miller
Wook
Spooge
Viewer'
Solidus
Gerard
Dodd
Green
and maybe a few more...

I understand now. Thats probably the best balls story I've ever heard. I'll think of that the next time i squish my balls. oOo:

yes i recalled most of the vets biggrin:

FUCK YOU

I once open mouth kissed a horse


SUCK MY CREDIT CARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

Christ...can't any of you get off topic anymore?

I have a penis....

Mine's twice your size!

I have a computer.

!!!!!LIAR!!!!!!!! hake:

And some skittles in my desk...woOt

YEAH YOU BASTARD!!!

I refuse to believe that anyone who can access this forum has a computer!!!

Names wayne grey...took some chemistry in high school.....

I did not inhale...shit nevermind...i did

Taste the rainbow!

I did not exhale.....no wait INHALE!!! i meant inhale!

Hi i'm Blade's mom...i have the hots for wookie!

Wookie is a big hairy beast in bed, no wonder she likes him

Amazing...so is Blade's mom!

You know why they put co*ks on weather veins? if they put cun*s the wind would blow through them

Oh yeah? well if they put wallets on weather veins, you could have a twenty four hour cock!

People who put "proud parent of.." bumper stickers on their cars should be locked into portable toilets and set on fire

People who are hicks should be locked in their house and strangled with bacon