That god damn spider Part 2
 

Well it happened again, i was lying in bed wathiing a dvd and i paused it, looked round the room and spotted the little fuck climbing the wall at the end of my bed.

This was followed by a hasty retreat from the room along with my patented half run half fall down the stairs routine.

When down the stairs i grabbed one of my cats and a hand held vaccuum. Me sneaking up the stairs again was like fucking special operations guys entering a terrorist threat.

I get to my door, kick it open throw in the cat and close the door again (yes that was s sight to behold, the cat got thrown like a grende into the room onto a chair). After a minute or so i hear the cat going buckshit about my room thumping walls and so on so i know he's spotted the bastard. About 15 mins later i enter the room and the cats lying in the middle of the floor and the spiders nowhere to be seen so far.

Not too sure if the fuckers dead or not, this all happened around 3am and its nw almos 7am over here. Still got the vaccuum handy though. evil:

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! nice man nice

[quote="Capt. John Miller":b48ad]ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! nice man nice[/quote:b48ad]

It was lucky i couldn't find my glock 18, if i had found it the fucker woulda been squished on the wall. This fuckers heavy.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA evil: evil: Good shit Gerard, good shit biggrin:

joo made it worse! now the freaky thing can be anywhere ed: under the covers. u should have just thrown random things at it until u got lucky and smashed the sucker.

I threw a marker at it and missed, it hit meh clock and broke a bit of the glass, also sent the clock flying. Ive checked through the room an theres no sign of the bastard. Not sure if my cat ate it, he eats flies he catches so he may have ate the spider as well.

i think you need some help

[quote="[]PanZeR":23650]i think you need some help[/quote:23650]

Been receiving "help" for a couple of years now and it ain't done shit so go with the flow i say. evil:

my dad has that same gun gerard ed: evil:

those things kick like mad crazy.

[quote="Capt. John Miller":33dc7]my dad has that same gun gerard ed: evil:[/quote:33dc7]

Mines can only fire blanks though :(. Basically all we are allowed in uk\ireland.:/


Well ireland anyway for reasons too fucking obvious to mention :)

Wouldn't mind one of those airsoft thompson m1a1's, look exactly like the real thing and are around the same weight i think :)


Unless i move to america or somewhere (very doubtful) i can't own a real gun. Would love a garand or a mauser though :/

ya still can stick someone up with it though evil:

Why didn't you just grab some toilet paper and smash it?

[quote="SW-14":f64ff]Why didn't you just grab some toilet paper and smash it?[/quote:f64ff]


eek:

Im not in the habit of having toilet roll sitting beside my computer. Need i ask what you get up to? ;)

LOL, no, I mean, you could've ran to the bathroom and gotten some quickly. And why did you throw the cat in your room?

[quote="SW-14":19f7c]LOL, no, I mean, you could've ran to the bathroom and gotten some quickly. And why did you throw the cat in your room?[/quote:19f7c]

My cats a good fly catcher and will attack anything that moves like that. As soon as he spotted the spider he was going bonkers trying to get it :)

your cat is like my dog :)

[quote="[]PanZeR":0a8fc]your cat is like my dog :)[/quote:0a8fc]


I have 2 cats and a dog :)

fat cats are the way

Im just about as bad as you Gerald. Except when i see the little bastards rather then let them escape to return another day I find what ever i can to squish the little shits. I'll toss crap off to teh side trash my room hunting that little thing, using my feet and another things that dont have exposed skin. To this day not one that has shown itself has lived to warn the others.

Story:

So one day i climb in the shower and all the sudden one of the little beast starts webbing its way down from the roof about 3 feet in front of me. So i jump/run/fall out of the shower and quickly turn to keep an eye on the thing. Well eventually it realizes that theres water below and starts climbing up its little string back to the roof. So rather than let that happen i cup my hands and get a puddle of water built up and toss it at the little shit. Again and again untill it slips off the roof and into the tub. Well i decide that the shower just inst washing the bastard away fast enough so i continue to dump hand fulls of water on it until it stops moving. Once it gets near the drain i turn off the shower and put it back on the spout to flush that fucker to his watery doom. I let the spout run for about 2 minutes. I then climbed back in and finished my shower in about 2 minutes i was so freaked the damn thing would be back.

Damned 8 legged vermin.

Reminds me of one time, in our summer house years ago, when I was leaving the house, a large spider had thought that it will take a nice rest in our doorsteps. So there the bastard was, giving me a mean looks and watching my every move, it had just the look on the face that it was dying to come and bite me when I go near it. I thought to give it what it wanted and went near it, and gave him my boot to swallow. Needles to say that the spider this time was out of the luck, and instead of biting me it became just a smelly stain on our doorsteps. That should teach the bastard a lesson.

So anyway, anyone seen the movie Arachnophobia lately? oOo:

Where do you live, Gerard?

I live in Kansas (aka brown recluse country), so I have a good reason to be afraid of spiders since I don't even know what a recluse looks like, and we have a contract to have the house bug-proofed 4 times a year. The occasionaol bug I see inside my house is a dead one

Heres an advice. ...
























BURN THE MOTHERFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*Clears throat*

Some water will be nice please.

[quote="Sotilas Jane":a8c83]Reminds me of one time, in our summer house years ago, when I was leaving the house, a large spider had thought that it will take a nice rest in our doorsteps. So there the bastard was, giving me a mean looks and watching my every move, it had just the look on the face that it was dying to come and bite me when I go near it. I thought to give it what it wanted and went near it, and gave him my boot to swallow. Needles to say that the spider this time was out of the luck, and instead of biting me it became just a smelly stain on our doorsteps. That should teach the bastard a lesson.

So anyway, anyone seen the movie Arachnophobia lately? oOo:[/quote:a8c83]

that's what I do just about anytime I see a spider, calmly and quickly, no need to panic guys, you're about 10000 times as big as they are and there's nothing like a high-velocity-spider-penetrating boot to give 'em a bad day.

or use household implements like newspapers, coffe-cups, friend's sandwich, etc. (like in the Garfield comics)

Sometimes a coffee cup won't work because some have a small gap in the bottom. Anwho, i was like you guys you know how i overcame the fear of the spiders? I brought the biggest tarantula in the pet store, it was very uncomfortable at first, but when you see it in its natural state it is very interesting to watch it's like having a nature show right in front of you, especially when you give the giant mother f***er a baby gerbil or a cricket.

HAHAHA, hilarious, Gerard = Little Girly Man hahaha

I hate spiders too but a good boot or shoe does the trick fire2:

I'm just joking, seriously no one but garfield teh cat would use a coffee cup or a sandwich (jon's sandwich of course, not his own)

here's some more: sledgehammer, Barret M-82

or a shoe happy: