KORVAC vs MR SPECIAL ED
 

this is a flame war i wanna see....im sentimental....ill go with Half Man/Half Desk oOo: evil: eek: ed: biggrin: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad:

very confused now

Go KORVAC Go!!

bigzooka:
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Hey I'll go watch some tennis now

KORVAC IS YOUR GOD!

I sacrifice Old Reliable to you evil:

ITS MY TURN TO BE SACRIFICED!!!! U ALWAYS SKIP ME!!

KORVAC ONLY ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRAFICES! ...oh wait sorry, looks like they are virgins, shouldn't be a problem.

ALL PRAISE KORVAC GOD OF THUNDER AND DESKS!

As of yesterday, i am no longer a stranger to the ways of women. Oh yeah thats right!!!

Ohhhhhh Serta makes me sooo mad, I'd like to rip that matress apart!

Korvac will kick Eds ass with his army of desks!

Special Ed numba one

Go desks go!! Woohoo

Gee thanks!

korvac will kick some ass. and if he doesnt... you can always call cheater evil:

Go ED ! Show him what an impressive vocabulary can do ! biggrin:

Korvac's desk army will show that homo whats for!

KORVAC! KORVAC! KORVAC!

go korvac GO!

KORVAC ANGRY!!!!!!!!! oOo:

[quote="Old Reliable":3e592]Gee thanks![/quote:3e592]

No problem. I'm willing to kill you to please someone anytime. angel:

Korvac is the best he will deffenitly beat Mr. "rides the short bus" Ed.
*BOWS DOWN TO KORVAC*

I thought Korvac was a girl eek:

KORVAC HALF WOMAN, HALF DESK WILL OWN MR ED!

Korvac spelled backwards is cavrok.... cough.....cough...... hake:

ed:

... what is the prize for the winner?

A desk.

I find it funny when people call others "homo". It really shows their preteen age.

[quote="Recycled Spooge":29282]I find it funny when people call others "homo". It really shows their preteen age.[/quote:29282]

Well considering I cant be a preteen (im 18) And you would know why me and others call Ed a homo if you read through some (most of Eds posts).

korvac = cavrok

Its almost like cavorkian. Like Star Trek?

oooOOOOOoooooo...aaaaaAAAAHHHHHHaaaaahhhh

[quote="Pfc.Green":72fc9][quote="Recycled Spooge":72fc9]I find it funny when people call others "homo". It really shows their preteen age.[/quote:72fc9]

Well considering I cant be a preteen (im 18) And you would know why me and others call Ed a homo if you read through some (most of Eds posts).[/quote:72fc9]
Really? Prove to me that Ed is a *real* homosexual. Use a quote that states he is a homosexual. I called you a preteen because you act like one with your little "homo comments".

LOL! Spooge is back alright biggrin:

[quote="Recycled Spooge":d6aa3]
Really? Prove to me that Ed is a *real* homosexual. Use a quote that states he is a homosexual. I called you a preteen because you act like one with your little "homo comments".[/quote:d6aa3]

Ed's gonna "love" you, if I were you I'd run.

Lol, I love you Spooge. Like a man loves his pets...

So...uhhh, what the hell is this all about ??

Just another useless and tasteless post of someone who is not getting any?

Hey! Speak for yourself, buddy! hake:

time for this thread to go down the shitter. poooooooooooooooooop blah blah blah this thread suks

SO WHERE IS THIS MR. SPECIAL ED? WHY HAS HE NOT COME TO THIS POST TO DEFEND HIMSELF? I WILL TELL YOU! THIS MR. SPECIAL ED IS NOTHING BUT THE CRAVEN MORGREL OFFSPRING OF PESTILENT VERMIN AND A MENTALLY RETARDED PROSTITUTE. MR. SPECIAL ED IS INDEED A “HOMO”, A HOMO-SAPIEN. WHAT IS A MERE MORTAL TO A DIVINE ENTITY LIKE KORVAC? MR. SPECIAL ED COWERS BEFORE THE AWE INSPIRING POWERS OF KORVAC, ALL-FATHER OF THE UNIVERSE. HE TREMBLES AND FOULS HIMSELF AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF KORVACS ARMY OF DESKS. HE COWERS AT A MASSIVE ARMY THAT GROWS EVERY DAY, MAHOGANY EXECUTIVE DESKS, UNASSEMBLED SWEDISH DESKS, ONE-PIECE SCHOOL DESKS STUDDED WITH PETRIFIED DISCARDED CHEWING GUM, AN INSURMOUNTABLE ARMY. WE SHALL HUNT THIS SPECIAL ED DOWN, AND WHEN WE FIND HIM WE FLAY THE FLESH FROM HIM, AND FEED HIS BONES TO MY 3-HEADED CERBERUS CUR TO SUCK THE MARROW FROM.

RUN AND HIDE MR. SPECIAL ED, BUT SOON YOU WILL FEEL WRATH OF KORVAC THE SPLENDID, ALL-FATHER OF THE UNIVERSE, GOD OF THUNDER AND DESKS, PRAISED RULER OF THE CHERUBIM AND SERAFIM ABOVE AND THE DEMONS AND HELL-SPAWNED BELOW.

KORVAC IS YOUR GOD!

P.S. KORVAC IS A FAIR AND JUST GOD AND IN NO WAY DISCRIMINATES AGAINST HOMO-SEXUALS OR ANY OTHER MINORITY GROUP (EXCEPT FOR THE FRENCH).

Korvac are you a girl eek: