The "Osama Yo-mama" Torture Thread!
 

I'm sure this already has ben made, but eh, oh well.

HOW WOULD YOU TORTURE OSAMA BIN LADEN ONCE HE WAS CAPTURED?

I would keep him in a cage just big enough for him to sit in. Take a piss on him to wake him up in the morning, feed him a square meal of 3 rats per day, and let him drink toilet water. About every six hours or so, I would send in "Mongo" to play with him for about 30 seconds. If he became heavily injured, I would bring him to a medic for healing so he couldn't die (after all, death is their overall greatest achivement!) Daily activitys would include shaving & showering, watching pornos, and making hm part of a Sept 11th exhibit, where all visitors get one free stone to do with as you please! biggrin:

We're still hunting you down, you Quickie-mart bastard!

I would realease him.................................... into the depths of space, let his raghead corpse orbit the earth so that the laser satellites can do their target practice.

make him watch a combined oxygen/lifetime marathon with eyelids held open and remote hidden

i'm with bazooka joe here............a long and painful process but without actually endangering his life, so he can suffer.......bastard

I think I've posted this before:


I'd give him an incomplete sex change, performed by methadone addicts with rusty grapefruit spoons, then send him into a maximum security prison deep in the heart of Texas. I'd hang a sign around his neck saying "Treat me like the punk-bitch I am, you studly American man-whores. No lube required...I can take you all!"


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Bring him to a strip bar. Maybe chip n' dales, but he might enjoy it

Bring him to a strip bar.

Tie him to a poll and crash small remote control airplanes into him untill he dies.

Id tie him up and make hiw watch sesame street for 7 days straight!

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i think he already watches

I'd cut off every piece of his body off 1 by 1, one day at a time, starting with his dick. Until he looks like the Vincent van Gogh version of the Black Knight in Monty Python. Then, I would cut his eyelids off and have Oprah Winfrey have lesbian sex with Rosie O' Donell in front of him. Then, I'd take Pfc. Green's idea of flying remote control airplanes into his head, except not until he dies. Last thing I would do is eatthis:

This actually happened in the middle ages..... Take a long metal spike, bury it, sharp end up, strip him nude, and impale him on the stake, through the anus..... so his own weight slides him down the stake, and eventually he will die, get his cronies and put em in a circle so they can witness themselves dying.... very slowly and painfully.

ow...the model plane idea sounds good... but why kill him so fast? give him about a year or 2 of torture

Ooh! I know, I'd put him in American Gladiators!

ok torture him for a few years, then do the plane idea.

sounds good to me... evil:

Oh so many options and ideas, so little time..

suppose i could strap him to a concrete slab and have a rack of 1000 rusty needles get lowered 1 milameter every hour into him, give him time to recover over night with no needles and then continue everyday until he has some kind of fit, bleeds to death or dies from the rusty infection. while he recovers, only offering him pins to eat and acid to drink, maybe piss and leather handbags if i'm in a good mood that day.
or
for a quick and nasty death, gather all relatives from this awful tragedy and create a huge arena with him in the middle, no where to escape, then unleash thousands of people to rip him to shreds after the entrance to his arena is opened, gladiator style.

im sure i could think of hundreds of painful revenge scenarios to give him but that'll do for now

I would make him watch Barney and live off tofu.

hmmm where should i start...

I'd shoot him with a gun.

id tie him up in times square. move him from place to place acros north america. let people do what ever they want to him. but no guns knifes, anything that he could die from. then i'd use him for testing on any new products that arn't safe. if he still isnt dead. i'd sent him to afgainistan and blow it out of the sky.

Ha, this method is veeerrrry painful, from what i learned:

Take a glass rod and insert it into his penis hole. I'd make him run a couple laps around a prison with gay men chasing him, WAIT, Germ chasing him. When he gets alittle to uncarefull, BOOM, the rod breaks and glass shards are in his penis. Whenever he goes to the bathroom, the pain of the glass would almost be unbearable.

Here's another one:

After the penis glass of course, lye him down on a bed of rusty nails (only 50 or so, not 2304859 nails) and then put bamboo under him. As it grows slowly, it would penetrate his body and he'd die there. I think i'd be happy with that! biggrin:


damn bastard bigzooka: mad:

hmmm......have it eat kosher food for a last meal then draw and quarter it. remember gibsons death scene in braveheart? it wasnt't shown but it did go like this. after being hung and streached a sharp, or dull if u preferr, curved blade is inserted in one side of the abdomen and drawn across to the other side allowing it's guts to spill out. what fun that would be evil:

ok...first i would take of his turban and use it for toilet paper (always wanted to do that)
but seriously...i would slice his achilles tedons...not fast..but slowly saw away at them with a dull and rusty hunting knife. Then i would cut of his knee caps, 1 on monday..the other on tuesday. then...i would peirce his eyelides..with a tiny..but strong chain and then attach it to the ceiling of his little cell...tight enough so he has to stand. Then..make him stand there for days..and as he slowly weakends it will begin to tear his skin off his face. Oh i almost forgot...for food i would feed him a roll of bread per week..but the bread would have ground up glass cooked in with it so that the glass slowly cuts him up inside...and as for water...mabye do the same thing with the water...except with alot of liquid shit mixed in (like MEXICO!)

You guys remember the WTC antenna that came down mostly intact and was recovered?

Tie him to a stake, put two Russian "Granit" super-cruise-missiles (I don't think our Harpoon's engine is powerful enough) onto the antenna and shoot it at him.

poetic justice biggrin:

Why to bother?

Just pistol to forehead andboom, world is again little better place to live.

...erm, I'm currently working on a method of punishment involving bin-laden and
the chap in the "spread-arse" pic of earlier today........more when I've fine-tuned my theory.

yours, Mr.X[img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/smileys/22.gif[/img]

Thousands upon thousands of papercuts, then a lemon juice bath.

Everyone Who Posted In This Thread Is Sad

...yes, and only you can cheer us up, Superchap!! eek:

Lol. Superchap. Thats great. ROFL.

erm...we already knew you were sad

i Would make him watch a marathon of oprah winfrey while being bitch slapped by martha stewart. Then i will couse alot while filling him with lead with my ak- 47. DIE fire2:

May the lives lost on spet 11 not be forgoten