Damn, Phillip Morris company fukn' ownz... (literally)
 

Key Brand Names:

Jell-O
KooLAid
Kraft
Marlboro
Maxwell House
Nabisco
Oscar Mayer
Post

BAKING SUPPLIES
Baker's chocolate, coconut
Calumet baking powder
Certo pectin
Sure-Jell Pectin

BEER
Foster’ s (US)
Hamrn's
Henry Weinhard's
Icehouse
Leinenkugel's
Magnum Malt Liquor
Meister Brau
Mickey's Malt Liquor
Miller
Milwaukee's Best
Olde English 800
Old Vienna
Presidente
Red Dog
Shanghai
Sharp's non-alcoholic brew
Sheaf Stout
Southpaw Light

BEVERAGES
Baker's Hot Chocolate
Capri Sun All Natural Juice Drink
Country Time
Crystal Light
Kool-Aid (all Kool-Aid products)
Postum instant hot beverage
Tang beverages, powdered drink mixes
Total Balance powdered and canned drink mixes

CANDY
Altoids
Berzerk Candy Werks
Callard & Bowser toffees
Creme Savers
Farley's candy and fruit snacks
Gummi Savers
Jacobs Suchard chocolate
La Vie de la Vosgienne confections
Lifesavers
Milka chocolate
Now and Later candy
Sather's candy
Terry's chocolate
Tobler chocolate
Toblerone chocolate
Trolli Gummy candy

COOKIES
Christie Brown USA
Nabisco
Barnum'sAnimalCrackers
Biscos Sugar Wafers, Waffle Cremes
Cafe Cremes Cookies
Cameo Creme Sandwich
Chips Ahoy!
Family Favorites Cookies
Famous Chocolate Wafers
Fudge Favorites
Grahams, Striped Shortbread
Lorna Doone Shortbread
Mallomars Chocolate Cakes
Marshmallow Twirls Fudge Cakes
Mystic Mint Sandwich Cookies
National Arrowroot Biscuit
Newton's fruit chewy cookies
Nilla Wafers
Nutter Butter Cookies
Old Fashion Ginger Snaps
Oreo
Pecanz Pecan Shortbread Cookies
Peek Freans Cookies
Pinwheels Cookies
SnackWell's Cookies
Jet-Puffed Marshmallows
Teddy Graham graham snacks
Stella D'Oro products

CHEESE
Athenos
Cheez Whiz
Churny
Cracker Barrel
Di Giorno
Easy Cheese Pasteurized Process
Cheese Spread
Harvest Moon
Healthy Favorites
Hoffman's
Kraft singles, slices, shredded, etc.
Kraft Free
Philadelphia
Philly Flavors
Polly-O mozzarella & ricotta
Temp-tee whipped cream cheese
Velveeta process cheese

MEATS
Louis Rich turkey products
LouisRich Carving Board sliced meats
Oscar Mayer Lunchables, hot dogs, bacon, cold cuts, lunch combinations

CEREALS
Cream of Rice Cereal
Cream of Wheat Cereal
Post
Alpha-Bits
Banana Nut Crunch
Blueberry Morning
Cinna Cluster Raisin Bran
Cranberry Almond Crunch
Frosted Shredded Wheat
Fruit & Fibre
Golden Crisp
Grape-Nuts
Grape-Nut O's
Great Grains
Honey Bunches of Oats
Honeycomb
Honey Nut Shredded Wheat
Natural Bran Flakes
Oreo O's
Pebbles
Raisin Bran
Shredded Wheat
Shredded Wheat 'n Bran
Spoon Size Shredded Wheat
Toasties
Waffle Crisp
100% Bran

DAIRY PRODUCTS
Breakstone's cottage cheese, sour cream
Breyers yogurt
Jell-O yogurt
Knudsen's cottage cheese, sour cream
Yogurt
Kraft Free Dips
Light n' Lively
Sealtest
CRACKERS
Entertamers Crackers
NabIsco
Air Crisps
Better Cheddars
Cheese Nlps
Cheese TID-BIT Crackers
Crown Pilot Crackers
Flavor Cnsps Snack Crackers
Sociables, Chicken in a Biskit
Harvest Crisps Snack Crackers
Honey Mald
Nablsco Grahams
Red Oval Farm Crackers
Royal Lunch Milk Crackers
Ritz
SnackWell's Crackers
Triscuit
Uneeda Biscuits
Waverly Crackers
Wheatsworthe Ground Wheat Crackers
WheatThinsSnackCrackers
Zwieback

CIGARETTES
Key Domestic Brands:
Basic
Benson & Hedges (US)
Cambridge
Chesterfield
Lark
L&M
Marlboro
Merit
Parliament
Virginia Slims

COFFEE
General Foods International Coffees
Gevalia Kaffe
Jacobs
Maxim
Sanka
Starbucks™ beans and ground coffee
Yuban

DESERTS/TOPPINGS
Comet Cones & Cups
Cool Whip toppmg
Del Monte pudding
Dream Whip toppmg
D-Zerta whlpped topping
Ever-Fresh
Graham Cracker Crumbs
Honey Maid S'mores
Jell-O
Kool Stuf Toaster Pastries
Knox gelatines
Kraft dessert toppings
Mmute Taploca
Mr. Freeze freezer bars
Oreo Cones, Sandwich Cookie Crumbs,
Crunchies Pie Crusts

Thats nice. I'd laugh if Microsoft owned Phillip Morris.

LoL
 

I hope you just did a copy and paste and didnt waste your time doing that, because it's a very large list. Thatd be funny Innox. hahaha

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Yes, I hand-typed it all, letter by letter.

hake:

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what did we learn children? Buying Jell-O supports cigarettes, and cigarettes have drugs in them, and buying drugs helps support terrorism..

OMG! Jell-O supports terrorism! Bill Cosby never mentioned that! ed: ed: oOo:

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":cb01a]what did we learn children? Buying Jell-O supports cigarettes, and cigarettes have drugs in them, and buying drugs helps support terrorism..

OMG! Jell-O supports terrorism! Bill Cosby never mentioned that! ed: ed: oOo:[/quote:cb01a]

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Dude, you've never seen on your paclages of CHEESE, "copyrighted by Phillip-Morris"???
Remember those commercials they had with Mimi Driver or whoe er talking about Morris helping those families in need.

But this is HARDLY suprsing. PEPSICO, PROCTOR and GAMBLE, etc etc. Look at how much shit they own.

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":0d8ff]Dude, you've never seen on your paclages of CHEESE, "copyrighted by Phillip-Morris"???
Remember those commercials they had with Mimi Driver or whoe er talking about Morris helping those families in need.

But this is HARDLY suprsing. PEPSICO, PROCTOR and GAMBLE, etc etc. Look at how much shit they own.[/quote:0d8ff]

yeah you knows those little families of terrorists, even little jonny ahied has bombs on him! They need money for travel expenses

Solidus, you forgot to mention, they all so own most of te Democratic and Republican politicians.

Nabisco?! Not my Fig Newtons! heh (Don't correct me, that how I spell my figs!)

And to think; they've only had to contribute to the death of millions of uninformed individuals to gain all of those assets.

Three cheers for democracy.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Nabisco is owned by RJR Nabisco. Just a shot in the dark.

[quote="Low spark":9ccd7]Solidus, you forgot to mention, they all so own most of te Democratic and Republican politicians.[/quote:9ccd7]

those come under the heading of "mixed nuts"

man, this makes me want a smoke, or jell-o, i'm confused... maybe i'll smoke jell-o, or does that support terrorism?