Southern humor
 

A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Canadian are in a bar one night having a beer.

The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In New York our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice".

The Canadian [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Canada we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either".

The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the New Yorker and the Canadian.

He says "In Florida we have so many New Yorkers and Canadians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!

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heh heh...true, so true.


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LOL, good one.

Damn Yankees!!!!

Get out your confederate money boys.....

YEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWW! ................That was one great barmitzva.

not funny
 

I live in new york and it would suck if some asshole florida guy shot me.

Hah, that's a good one.

Innoxx, that's spelled Bar Mitzvah. *Jew alert*

Re: not funny
 

[quote="{LOD} Maj. Red Fox |AS|":0d756]I live in new york and it would suck if some asshole florida guy shot me.[/quote:0d756]

LOL

fucking rednecks biggrin: ima new yorker myself

[quote="Capt. John Miller":e9df3]fucking rednecks biggrin: ima new yorker myself[/quote:e9df3]

Wanna have a drink??? evil: ;)

I'd risk being shot for a cold beer...heh heh.


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damn straight evil:

Anytime guys. biggrin:

Canadians have guns?
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[quote="Sgt>Stackem":2da92]Canadians have guns?
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Yeah, one or two...but they're REALLY shiny. biggrin:

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