Some Humour
 

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers
on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best
NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be
unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of
the former President of the United States. I am also the most
dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's
potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says " I am the President of
the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world
politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President
in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people
not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten
year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my
life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last
parachute". The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for you.
America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."

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HAW HAW HAW!*

*Copyright Zoner91

HA! Good one. biggrin:

Good Form, Martin biggrin:

Ripsnorter of a yarn there old boy!

lol thats great because its so true bush is stupid enof to do that

eek: I heard that a long time ago and it originally had Clinton in it, not Bush. Nice try though.

suicide

It's still funny.

Besides I don't recall Mr Clinton having a rep for being stupid. Randy, perhaps, but never stupid. I actually liked him. Pity I never got to meet him in my stint working in the American Embassy in London a few years back.

No, all we got was Al Gore.

Boo.

You liked him? Why? He was a bigger idiot than Bush.

Thxs all

this site needs some humour

Damn straight it's copyrighted... biggrin:


Zone

That may be, but his being an idiot didn't affect me in any way, so yeh I liked him.

I don't know him personally or anything, so maybe that helps...

Man, is this idiocy in leaders a growing trend these days?

I wonder how they get the job in the first place...

Dont blame me. Im too young to vote biggrin: