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pest 07-11-2003 02:45 PM

Funny if it wasnt so scary
 
OMG this is funny, even if it scares teh hell out of me.

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

I like how hte one girl was able to prove life doesnt come from non-life by putting a multi-vitamin and a lump of charcoal into a jar of water.

LOL - These poor kids are going to be sooooo unprepared for life.

If you have already seen this site, please make sure you tell us all.

Zoner 07-11-2003 02:50 PM

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2001 Prize Winners:
Elementary School Level

1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"

2nd Place: "Pine Cones Are Complicated"

Honorable Mention:
"God Made Kitty" - Sally Reister (grade 3)
"The Bible Says Creation" - Aaron Kent (grade 5)
"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)
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BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWWW!!!

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-11-2003 02:57 PM

thats so damn funny happy:

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets;


omg. i love retarted religous nuts. if oyu want to see more stuff like this i recomend zboard. I recomend you dont post shit though. i did & they called the FBI on me & the FBI investigated me (yes they actully did, im not kidding) anyways im too lazy to upload all my old threads from the old days of me posting there. il do it later. anyways. enjoy a good laugh http://www.zboard.net/

evil:

07-11-2003 03:10 PM

aha crazy religon kids geting warped by Jesus. Religon is a cult

11 Bravo 07-11-2003 03:18 PM

they're all fucked up in the head oOo: . still, that's funnier than hell. I agree Pest, they will all not amount to much in life.

ED 07-11-2003 04:01 PM

The site is fake.

Zoner 07-11-2003 04:44 PM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":ad69f]The site is fake.[/quote:ad69f]

Yep, it is...but it's still damn funny. biggrin:

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-11-2003 04:47 PM

my fun at Zboard (not faked) i am MSI & thats all in the thread

page 1: http://site.voila.fr/sargents/pray4me1.html

page 2: http://site.voila.fr/sargents/pray4me2.html

Zoner 07-11-2003 04:53 PM

"why is it so important thing that she keeps it (her virginity)? its not like its worth money or anything."

BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!

1080jibber 07-11-2003 05:22 PM

they all need help, they have been brainwashed
Science has proven that there is no god

CaP bUsTa 07-11-2003 05:46 PM

those threads were the funniest things i've seen in a looooong time

Pyro 07-11-2003 08:14 PM

zboard, the memories

07-11-2003 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
they all need help, they have been brainwashed
Science has proven that there is no god

how?

Ydiss 07-11-2003 08:35 PM

My browser gets hijacked by an ad page everytime I try the link and I can't get to the page..

Guess what the ad is for?

Anti pop up software.

Fuck sake.

07-12-2003 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
"why is it so important thing that she keeps it (her virginity)? its not like its worth money or anything."

ahahahah


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